"To Whoever It May Concern"

• dragg

  8 Sep 06, 21:20

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  To my dearest annonymous neighbour
  
  I dont know who you are, but i love your moaning, only thing is, please dont do it in the middle of the night
  
  Yours sincerely
  lau

  record it down and play it here.
  
  
• gd4u

  8 Sep 06, 22:08

  Dear sec sch kids,
  
  I know social studies is a bloody difficult topic. But there is no need for u ppl to make so much noise. I wonder if u are really studying or just chatting. I doubt chatting helps. Btw, u are in the library...
  
  Regards,
  gd4u
• the Bear

  8 Sep 06, 23:18

  Dear Stomach...
  
  Stop telling me I'm hungry when I know I'm not.
  
  Love,
  the Bear
• av98m

  8 Sep 06, 23:26

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  To my dearest annonymous neighbour
  
  I dont know who you are, but i love your moaning, only thing is, please dont do it in the middle of the night
  
  Yours sincerely
  lau

  
• NewAge

  8 Sep 06, 23:31

  Dear friend
  
  When u wanted to borrow money from me, you said that i am the most dashing and loyal friend u ever had. Also u will return the money on time. I was so flabergausted that i agreed to part away with my money. However, i now regreted the decision. Just the other day i over heard you commenting to our college that i am gullible enough to trust u and u also call me names.
  
  Ahhh whore to you. May the gods kick u in the ass can curse you with the midas touch.
  
  Ohh by the way do u look at the small prints in the loan contract which say that the interest rate is at 15% for the first month and 30% for subsequent months. Please get ready the sum or i will tell yr parent.
  
  Yours sincerely,
  Loan Shark
• the Bear

  11 Sep 06, 09:42

  Dear lower back
  
  Stop assaulting me and I promise to take better care of you.
  
  love,
  the Bear
• gd4u

  11 Sep 06, 10:02

  Dear PRCs
  
  If u realised, everyone has a handphone nowadays. Please stop showing off ur handphone in the LIBRARY by talking loudly and setting the ringtone to the max. I also wonder what is the fetish in coming into the library and having a photoshop. The library is not ur studio ...
  
  Regards
  gd4u ...
• laurence82

  11 Sep 06, 13:41

  Dear Fatum
  
  av asked me to ask you to return his gay porn videos to him.
  
  Not Yours
  laurence
  
  
• av98m

  11 Sep 06, 13:59

  
• laurence82

  11 Sep 06, 14:01

  Dear av
  
  Fatum said he will return if you return his dildo to him
  
  Wont be Yours
  laurence
• av98m

  11 Sep 06, 14:02

  *stomps on the banana*
  
  
• elindra

  11 Sep 06, 14:02

  Dear Ah Lau,
  
  As much as you love and want Fatum, please do not fondle and grope him in Shoutbox. It is very distressing and disturbing to us normal folks.
  
  Please have your 3some behind closed doors
  
  Not Yours,
  Pinky Bear
  
• the Bear

  11 Sep 06, 17:26

  Dear av..
  
  Apart from your insect pr0n and gay pr0n interests, we now also know that you also exhibit giantessophilism or a crush fetish.
  
  Please try to indulge your fetishes behind closed doors with consenting adults.
  
  not wanting to know more,
  the Bear
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  *stomps on the banana*
  
  

• BabyRS

  12 Sep 06, 08:24

  Dear Mr. Security Guard,
  
  I envy you... you get paid to sleep.
  
  With best regards,
  Baby.
• DriftingGuy

  12 Sep 06, 08:33

  
  Dear ahlau
  
  
  
  Yours
  Driftingguy
• HENG@

  12 Sep 06, 08:45

  dear nose,
  
  please stop running.
  
  thank u.
  
  P.S. please tell throat to stop hurting as well. thanks
• DriftingGuy

  12 Sep 06, 08:47

  
  To whoever it is who stole our bike and the seat of another bike
  
  I hope you enjoy your ill-gotten gains for the rest of this pathetic excuse you call life.
  
  I hope repeat endeavours by you will end up having your bare bottom exposed to the flat stinging end of a rotan or the sharp protruding end of a changi inmate and should you emerge disease free, I hope a brick drops on you while your in the showers soaping with your pals in changi.
  
  Hatefully yours
  Me
• elindra

  12 Sep 06, 09:23

  Dear Bed,
  
  Why do I lust for you right now?
  Your soft comfort
  Your lucious warmt
  Can't wait to snuggle with you again
  
  Missing you badly,
  Pinky Bear
• av98m

  12 Sep 06, 09:28

  Originally posted by BabyRS:

  Dear Mr. Security Guard,
  
  I envy you... you get paid to sleep.
  
  With best regards,
  Baby.

  
  
  The previous batch of guards at my condo also quite CMI. I'd get home at like 12 or 1am and the guard will be snoring blissfully. I'd have to actually wake the guy up to get him to raise the gate
  
  Luckily the new batch seems quite alert.
• av98m

  12 Sep 06, 09:29

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Dear ahlau
  
  
  
  Yours
  Driftingguy

  Another one out of the closet!!
  
  
• av98m

  12 Sep 06, 09:38

  Dear Jiahui (From 93.3 FM),
  
  Listening to your voice in the evenings makes my troubles go away.
  
  Worshipfully Yours,
  AV
  
  
• laurence82

  12 Sep 06, 13:34

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Dear ahlau
  
  
  
  Yours
  Driftingguy

  Dear dearling
  
  
  
  Always Yours
  lau
  
  
• laurence82

  12 Sep 06, 13:35

  I meant distressing
• laurence82

  12 Sep 06, 13:37

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Another one out of the closet!!
  
  

  You leabe my larling alone!
  
  
• LazerLordz

  12 Sep 06, 13:37

  Dear IMF protestors,
  
  Please do not slip on the shiny marble floor and please leave the flowers alone. They are not edible.
  
  Do look inside your goody bag for curry chicken, the noodles are sold separately.
  
  Thank you and best regards,
  
  The Disgruntled Sai-Kang Warriors
  Pao-Kah-Liao PTE LTD.