"To Whoever It May Concern"

• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:15

  Dear Aussie Colleagues,
  
  I may look different, sound different, and talk different, but the human anatomy and physiology is universally homogeneous and whilst procedures and paperwork may differ, I remain competent in my job. Singapore is not some backwater redneck country so stop thinking that you guys are way up there in terms of technology and clinical skills because from what I've observed so far, you aren't and you're definitely lagging way behind us in those aspects.
  
  Heard of the frog in the well thinking that it's some awesome Komodo Dragon?
  
  (Well, you shouldn't have heard of it cause I just came up with it and I'll be blown if you do know what a Komodo Dragon is.)
  
  Pissed off,
  The Gila Monster
  
  
  
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:16

  Dear Forumites,
  
  Please keep the posts coming in... they are so funny, they made me laugh!
  
  Very entertained,
  Smiley Face
• laurence82

  13 Sep 06, 14:17

  Its good Aussies think that way. Less competition
  
  
• LazerLordz

  13 Sep 06, 14:21

  Dear Brain,
  
  Please report to my office and start work ASAP.
  
  Best Regards,
  Messrs Soul and Conscience
• Rejected

  13 Sep 06, 14:25

  Dear D70s,
  
  I am sorry i have betrayed you, but i i think ms sony a-100 is the one for me.
  
  yours truly,
  rejected.
• laurence82

  13 Sep 06, 14:26

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Dear Brain,
  
  Please report to my office and start work ASAP.
  
  Best Regards,
  Messrs Soul and Conscience

  Dear LL
  
  According to our records, you dont own one in the first place. If you wish to purchase one, pls talk to our friendly brainologist and our extra friendly credit officer.
  
  
• the Bear

  13 Sep 06, 14:28

  Dear Heart...
  
  Please overthrow Brain who has been a dictator in my life for too long.
  
  love,
  the Bear
• Rejected

  13 Sep 06, 14:29

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear LL
  
  According to our records, you dont own one in the first place. If you wish to purchase one, pls talk to our friendly brainologist and our extra friendly credit officer.
  
  

  
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:29

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Its good Aussies think that way. Less competition
  
  

  That's true!
  
  BUT, it's bad if they treat you like you're some country bumpkin who cannot do a single procedure when back home, you've been doing it several times each shift like nobody's business.
  
  Oh well... do or no-do, I still get paid more $$, I should remind myself of that!
  
  
• LazerLordz

  13 Sep 06, 14:30

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear LL
  
  According to our records, you dont own one in the first place. If you wish to purchase one, pls talk to our friendly brainologist and our extra friendly credit officer.
  
  

  Dear Customer Service Department,
  
  I wish to redeem a cybernetic brain.Here is a coupon for redemption.
  
  Kindly express it over. Much thanks.
  
  Warmest Regards,
  LL
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:31

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear LL
  
  According to our records, you dont own one in the first place. If you wish to purchase one, pls talk to our friendly brainologist and our extra friendly credit officer.
  
  

  
  
  Lau, you're so evil!
• LazerLordz

  13 Sep 06, 14:32

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  That's true!
  
  BUT, it's bad if they treat you like you're some country bumpkin who cannot do a single procedure when back home, you've been doing it several times each shift like nobody's business.
  
  Oh well... do or no-do, I still get paid more $$, I should remind myself of that!
  
  

  Dear Rhonda's Aussie Colleagues,
  
  Please drop by for tea and we shall discuss matters of grave importance
  
  Yours Sincerely,
  The Singaporean Secret Society
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:33

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Dear Rhonda's Aussie Colleagues,
  
  Please drop by for tea and we shall discuss matters of grave importance
  
  Yours Sincerely,
  The Singaporean Secret Society

  
  
  MY HERO!!! The Dua Pai Kia!!
• laurence82

  13 Sep 06, 14:33

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  That's true!
  
  BUT, it's bad if they treat you like you're some country bumpkin who cannot do a single procedure when back home, you've been doing it several times each shift like nobody's business.
  
  Oh well... do or no-do, I still get paid more $$, I should remind myself of that!
  
  

  Hmm, maybe i go get a CFA or something and go run off to other country where they will need my service
  
  I think it will also be good for my mental health, which is going haywire nowadays
  
  
• LazerLordz

  13 Sep 06, 14:33

  Originally posted by Rejected:

  Dear D70s,
  
  I am sorry i have betrayed you, but i i think ms sony a-100 is the one for me.
  
  yours truly,
  rejected.

  Dear Rejected,
  
  I'm sorry you feel this way. But the dark side will prevail..one day.
  
  Regards,
  D70S
• laurence82

  13 Sep 06, 14:35

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Dear Customer Service Department,
  
  I wish to redeem a cybernetic brain.Here is a coupon for redemption.
  
  Kindly express it over. Much thanks.
  
  Warmest Regards,
  LL

  Dear LL
  
  this is a redemption coupon for Macdonald's Pinky and the Brain toy figurine....
• laurence82

  13 Sep 06, 14:37

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Dear Rhonda's Aussie Colleagues,
  
  Please drop by for tea and we shall discuss matters of grave importance
  
  Yours Sincerely,
  The Singaporean Secret Society

  If you wish to xian jian hou sha, pls bring them over here first for some private matters.
  
  
• the Bear

  13 Sep 06, 14:38

  Dear Laurence,
  
  Just because you use a toy figurine in place of your actual brain, doesn't mean everyone would like to do the same.
  
  not yours
  the Bear
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear LL
  
  this is a redemption coupon for Macdonald's Pinky and the Brain toy figurine....

• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:38

  Dear One and Only Next-Door Neighbour,
  
  If you hear me seemingly talking to myself early in the mornings, don't be alarmed, I'm just talking to my succulent babies because I heard that they will grow better if you talk to them.
  
  Also, if I talk in exaggerated tones to them, don't think I've gone cuckoo... I'm just mimicking the way my colleagues talk to patients in that fake, super-high-pitched voice, that forever sunshine, sugar-double-coated voice.
  
  Sorry, but that's how I keep my sanity in this fakey-pukey world where everyone's called "Darl" (short for 'Darling'), Blossoms, Sweetie, Sunshine, or whatever psychedelic, saccharin-drippin' name you can think of.
  
  I'm just trying to take a step back and keep my wits about me in this super-sincere world, that's all.
  
  Yours very truly, Lovie-Dovey Bunkins,
  *cough *splutter *almost chokes to death,
  Rhonda
• laurence82

  13 Sep 06, 14:39

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  Dear Laurence,
  
  Just because you use a toy figurine in place of your actual brain, doesn't mean everyone would like to do the same.
  
  not yours
  the Bear
  
  
  
  

  I dont use toy figurine. I am using a naomi campbell....she got better figure than the toy figurine
  
  
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:40

  Dear Zhi-Cha Dishes,
  
  Stop appearing in my daydreams, can?
  
  Forever Growling,
  Stomach
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:43

  Dear Neighbourhood Pub,
  
  When I finally gather enough courage to drop by for dinner and a drink after work one day, can you PLEASE make sure there are friendly dudes around who will come over and talk to me and make me laugh? PUH-LEEEES?!
  
  But no need to walk me home because in the Aussie context, that might mean a different thing that I'm not ready for!
  
  Feasting on Eye Candy,
  Rhonda
  
  
• laurence82

  13 Sep 06, 14:45

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Dear Zhi-Cha Dishes,
  
  Stop appearing in my daydreams, can?
  
  Forever Growling,
  Stomach

  
  
  
  
  
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:52

  Not-So-Dear Lau,
  
  You wanna die a slow, torturous death, IZZIT?!
  
  You kiam-pak,
  Rhonda
• Rhonda

  13 Sep 06, 14:56

  Dear Library,
  
  Can don't close so early so that I can use the computers to surf for longer periods of time?
  
  Deprived,
  Rhonda