"To Whoever It May Concern"
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Dear bugger,
I am not surprised that u just came to realise that i am more resourceful than u. But pls note that I am not operating a resource centre, stop bugging me to help u do this, do that... I am also not ur maid. Next time, bring ur maid to school... Bugger, I hope u can read this ...
Yours Hatefully,
gd4u ... -
Dear Icannotusethetoiletproperly,
Pls wear diapers to work if u can't do ur biz w/o dirtying the cubicle.
pls understand that gettin my pants wet with ur urine is not very nice.
unless u use urine to shower... otherwise pls be more considerate.
the auntie very kelianz..
yours angrily
shinta -
Dear inflamed back..
now that i've launched a multi-pronged assault on you, please do the right thing an die already...
your owner
the Bear
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Dear Ah Bear,Originally posted by the Bear:Dear inflamed back..
now that i've launched a multi-pronged assault on you, please do the right thing an die already...
your owner
the Bear
I do a clean job of deboning chicken and fish. You reckon I can do a clean de-boning job for you and remove the source of your angst once and forevermore?
Your very helpful Missy,
Rhonda
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Dear Cult Leader..
It's got nothing to do with the bone actually.. It's a lot to do with soft tissue which has started to swell.
Now, if you can steal some anti-inflammatory steriods like Hydrocortisone, I'll be grateful.
battered and bruised
the Bear -
Dear Ah Bear,Originally posted by the Bear:Dear Cult Leader..
It's got nothing to do with the bone actually.. It's a lot to do with soft tissue which has started to swell.
Now, if you can steal some anti-inflammatory steriods like Hydrocortisone, I'll be grateful.
battered and bruised
the Bear
I'll go check out the Pharmacy here, see if they have Hydrocort or not. Too bad I'm not there otherwise I can administer Hydrocort injections to you in the comfort of your home, and you'll need that familiar comfort too, cuz I'll be using the Gauge 19 needle!
Da Devil Incarnate,
Rhonda -
Dear Devil's Bar Memberships Committee,
Why should I pay $20 to replace my expired membership card just because I didn't inform you of my change in address?
Just too bad... I actually informed you out of courtesy since I was there yesterday. Now I know the reason why I haven't been there for a very long time.
Fine way to treat your members, don't you think? None of our members are made to pay anything because we consider them our valued customers. Maybe that's something for you guys to think about.
Disappointed,
Baby. -
Devil Bars got a very rowdy crowd
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to: someone
THANKS FOR YOUR KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Bear,Originally posted by the Bear:Dear Cult Leader..
It's got nothing to do with the bone actually.. It's a lot to do with soft tissue which has started to swell.
Now, if you can steal some anti-inflammatory steriods like Hydrocortisone, I'll be grateful.
battered and bruised
the Bear
I have a few tubs of Hydrocortisone cream at home
Maybe it you set up a lab you can somehow extract all the steriods out of them.
Yours caringly,
Pinky Bear
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dear guy three doors away
please stop arguing with your gf.
and if she wants to go back to her room, LET HER
i dont want to hear people screaming and crying things like "i dont want to be raped" and "im not a wh0re" at 3 in the morning
its extremely disturbing
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Dear Chinanese
Why are you so possesive? Why do you cry like a girl to cheat sympathy? Why are you so insecure? Let her go, set her free, cant you see she is unhappy with you?
To be Continued
XXX
Alex
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dear udonOriginally posted by udontknowme:dear guy three doors away
please stop arguing with your gf.
and if she wants to go back to her room, LET HER
i dont want to hear people screaming and crying things like "i dont want to be raped" and "im not a wh0re" at 3 in the morning
its extremely disturbing
-udon-
perhaps you should have called the police .... perhaps she was really getting raped ... remember the famous case in the US where a girl was raped and murdered in a back alley somewhere and everyone on the block heard her, but no one called the police cos everyone thought someone else already did ? ....
unsettlingly yours,
A Gallant gentleman .... -
dear Gallant gentlemanOriginally posted by Fatum:dear udon
perhaps you should have called the police .... perhaps she was really getting raped ... remember the famous case in the US where a girl was raped and murdered in a back alley somewhere and everyone on the block heard her, but no one called the police cos everyone thought someone else already did ? ....
unsettlingly yours,
A Gallant gentleman ....
i know nothing is happening.
but it IS disturbing to hear such things at 3 in the morning.
and besides, sometimes they argue with the door open
or the girl locks herself in the bathroom and they argue like that...one in the bathroom, one outside banging on the door
btw, that thing about people not calling cos they think someone else did...there is term for that...but i forgot
thanks anyways
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Dear Udon
Pics and vid clips would be nice
Cheers
A concerned forumnite -
Dear Insurance People
You called a while ago because I "won" something and invited me to go collect it. You also invited me to ask about my insurance and covers.
I will do so when I go there, and I do hope it is not like the usual spiel in the fine print that doesn't allow me to be covered. I didn't buy these policies and am still paying for them because of the folly of my folks.
Don't make me turn your company into mincemeat, because I can.
Your policyholder
the Bear -
Dear mediacorp
I feel very excited to see ur reports about how indoor protesters are protesting. Pls keep it up
Excitedly yours,
gd4u -
Dear Timeshares Companies,
I wish you will stop calling me and telling me that I had won some contest sometime back and all I need to do is to go down to your office to collect the gift.
I find it amazing that you cannot answer what contest I joined and get angry when I question you I find it equally amazing that you get angry when I tell you I'm not interested in the prize and that you can donate it to charity.
Just for your reference, I am one of those people who are too lazy to fill up forms for lucky draws.
Please stop trying to scam people because you guys really need to improve on your con jobs.
Not yours,
Pinky Bear -
Dear Bear,
Given your self body-abuse history... it's pretty amazing that these insurance companies are still relentless in their pursuit!
The lengths some people will go to - better watch your back (no pun intended, of course) - they may be trying to degenerate your mind since they can't fight with those martial arts experts: The chiropractors and acupuncturists.
Ever the sceptic,
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Dear SGpools, or any other money making organisation
Pls call me to tell me that i have won one million or something. I am not greedy, even 10k is enough.
Yours -
Dear Baby,
As aforementioned to you, I've had it with treating my body like a battering ram.
Wish me luck with both the martial artists and the bullshit artists.
yours
the Bear -
Dear red ba zhang,
Stop bitching n get some work done.
Always on the lookout for gossip n make a mountain out of a molehill, backstabbing ppl n whining about everything.
Yours angrily
Kenashi -
Dear Digicam Service Center,
I don't expect you to treat me like a king, but I don't expect you to treat me with contempt, either.
Making me wait in vain for days when my camera had already been fixed is stupid. You had broken your promise of calling me as soon as it was ready.
Making me wait 3 1/2 hours while your customer service operator totally forgot about my call is inconsiderate. If anything, I had to take the initiative to call you back.
The second operator stripped me of all dignity by laughing at my real name.
Promising to contact me the very next day only to break your promise takes the cake.
Tell me why I should continue buying your products and not your competitors' when you treat your customers with this level of contempt. -
Dear Cibaikia
Give me free coffee or I spill your secrets to your wife.
Yours Truly
A honest boy -
dear two people
whatever it is that i dont know.
i hope it isnt what i think
cos i want the other one
-udon-