"To Whoever It May Concern"
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Dear CAAS,
Just because a lot of the IMF parasites are from countries where there are seasons, doesn't mean you have to make it winter weather in the terminals.
The staff here are dying from the cold breeze being generated from your airconditioning.
yours angrily
the Bear -
Dear Colleagues,
Please stop chatting about silly, inconsequential things when we are in the midst of handing over / taking over shift! Nobody can concentrate when chit chat is going on AND the report is being handed over at the same time! Please talk about your dating life / night life / hobbies / children / outings, etc etc yada yada AFTER the handover! Enough Already!!
Just trying to work here,
Missy -
Hmm... your fur isn't thick enough?Originally posted by the Bear:Dear CAAS,
Just because a lot of the IMF parasites are from countries where there are seasons, doesn't mean you have to make it winter weather in the terminals.
The staff here are dying from the cold breeze being generated from your airconditioning.
yours angrily
the Bear
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Dear uhmmm.....everybody,
Can you stop looking so suprised when I open my mouth to speak mandarin? The last time I checked my reflection in the mirror I'm still Chinese leh. No traces of ang moh features.
And taxi drivers, please stop mistaking me for a tourist
Thank You,
AV -
Dear God
My left arm is damn sore. Please do something about it.
Yours Beloved Creation
Alex -
Dear AV,
I used to have your problem but I no longer have that due to training given by my customers I have to communicate to them in mandarin and hokkien that both improved drastically and my English went down the gutter
Yours ,
Pinky -
You look ang moh or mixed?Originally posted by av98m:Dear uhmmm.....everybody,
Can you stop looking so suprised when I open my mouth to speak mandarin? The last time I checked my reflection in the mirror I'm still Chinese leh. No traces of ang moh features.
And taxi drivers, please stop mistaking me for a tourist
Thank You,
AV
Strangely, I am reminded of another forumer. -
Dear Lower Back,
I know I hurt you accidently while carrying the heavy pail of water for the fish tank yesterday but can you please stop torturing me
I can't even stand straight
I have taken 1g of panadol to help comfort you but it is not working.
In pain,
Pinky Bear -
Dear Pinky,Originally posted by elindra:Dear AV,
I used to have your problem but I no longer have that due to training given by my customers I have to communicate to them in mandarin and hokkien that both improved drastically and my English went down the gutter
Yours ,
Pinky
My spoken mandarin is quite decent leh.
and I also have no idea why people assume that I was educated overseas. I don't speak English with a funny accent what. *scratches head*
Yours,
AV -
Dear Av,Originally posted by av98m:Dear Pinky,
My spoken mandarin is quite decent leh. and I also have no idea why people assume that I was educated overseas. I don't speak English with a funny accent what. *scratches head*
Yours,
AV
Maybe there is something different? I dunno I get that too and I always make an attempt to speak to the taxi driver with a really heavy singaporean singlish accent
Yours,
Pinky Bear
P.S I think I'm going to cry at the Sinseh later -
Dear Freeloader In My Project Group,
I know you're not motivated to do this project, but if you want to know, so is everyone else. Regardless of our feelings, though, we recognise that it doesn't change the fact that there's a job that needs to be done.
It seems that you don't quite share our sentiments. Shirking your responsibilities and going AWOL for group discussions because you're not motivated enough is NOT an acceptable excuse.
I suggest you get your ass off your chair and get the job done. It's either that, or I will kick you in the ass myself and report you to the lecturer. Let's see how it feels like when your grades get screwed.
Yours sincerely, one of your (supposed) group members. -
Dear people of the world
I have no more to say
You are dismissed
Yours, in great majesty
Lau -
Hehe, just report lar, no need to be so tolerant of these ppl ...Originally posted by fudgester:Dear Freeloader In My Project Group,
I know you're not motivated to do this project, but if you want to know, so is everyone else. Regardless of our feelings, though, we recognise that it doesn't change the fact that there's a job that needs to be done.
It seems that you don't quite share our sentiments. Shirking your responsibilities and going AWOL for group discussions because you're not motivated enough is NOT an acceptable excuse.
I suggest you get your ass off your chair and get the job done. It's either that, or I will kick you in the ass myself and report you to the lecturer. Let's see how it feels like when your grades get screwed.
Yours sincerely, one of your (supposed) group members. -
My Dear Husband,
pls stop playing games that takes too long to save. My stomach cannot wait for u, you noe?
yours hungrily,
shinta -
Dear ...
Pls come back soon. I am waiting.
Sigh.
Ferret -
Dear morons running the hospitals...
That a person in severe pain from an injury has to wait until next year for the next available appointment to see the orthopaedic specialist, should send alarm bells ringing about how severely understaffed you are.
Do something about it.
in pain
the Bear -
x 2Originally posted by the Bear:Dear morons running the hospitals...
That a person in severe pain from an injury has to wait until next year for the next available appointment to see the orthopaedic specialist, should send alarm bells ringing about how severely understaffed you are.
Do something about it.
in pain
the Bear
when I was going for regular checkups at one of the specialist clinics at sgh, my appointments would be on average about 4 to 6 months apart -
Originally posted by the Bear:Dear morons running the hospitals...
That a person in severe pain from an injury has to wait until next year for the next available appointment to see the orthopaedic specialist, should send alarm bells ringing about how severely understaffed you are.
Do something about it.
in pain
the Bear
NEXT YEAR????
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Dear heart,
u know what u dont want.
but u dont know what u want.
so what do u actually want?
Yours sincerely,
mind -
dear (someone)
why dont you SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop being such a fucking attention seeker
if you like it so much, go run around the streets naked
oh wait...its illegal...no wonder -
Dear...
Get back to me soon. I'm waiting.
Sigh
Ferret -
Dear...
I am waiting for you..in bed. Come soon.
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GO TO SLEEPOriginally posted by laurence82:Dear...
I am waiting for you..in bed. Come soon. 
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stupid udon
i just woke up
got to get out of the house soon -
Dear IdunnohowtopissintothetoiletbowlOriginally posted by shinta:Dear Icannotusethetoiletproperly,
Pls wear diapers to work if u can't do ur biz w/o dirtying the cubicle.
pls understand that gettin my pants wet with ur urine is not very nice.
unless u use urine to shower... otherwise pls be more considerate.
the auntie very kelianz..
yours angrily
shinta
Pls dun force me to create a sensor or sth... that drops a bag of urine on those who urine on the toilet seat.
yours disgustedly,
shinta