Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 19th Edition
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need i say more?
Originally posted by sbst275:Have to check all the 500 rts in HK
Cos I'm getting more and more rts more ex than SBS, 1 is more expensive by s$0.75!!!
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So the minister wasn't lying, then?Originally posted by sbst275:Have to check all the 500 rts in HK
Cos I'm getting more and more rts more ex than SBS, 1 is more expensive by s$0.75!!! -
*runs away screaming !!! ......
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He just snapped from the accumulated stress of being forced to wear a fake smile for the duration of the IMF conference...Originally posted by jetta: Sounds like the guy has anger issues too huh? He deserves whatever he's going to get. 
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weird .....
somebody bid for my underwater camera on ebay .... and I still haven't heard from the person yet after 10 days .....
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sunday morning, in pain and at the goddamned airport, freezing my ass off
oh let the next 6 hours pass quickly so i can go back and lie down...
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check out the sh|t my colleagues wrote before the weekend standby.
above : sharing their sentiments about going to brunei.
if u can, the word "detachment" has been cancelled out and replaced with "force to go"
for those who don't know what it means, it says... "is it worth it? for $700, you:
get home sick
masturbate for a month
love six
sex sick
get lousy internet connection
gf/bf run away
no life
divorce / family break up
neglect family
convert to gay
everyday consume curry
bored to death
abused"
their thoughts on the meeting later that morning.
their plans for the steamboat today when they go to work. -
kopi -
In other news, no one went for CSJ's clown act -
3 1/2 more hours...
damn.. my back hurts -
1 hour more..
just heard an all time pathetic song being played..
how do i live without you?
how am i ever gonna survive?
why are you still alive?
die already and stop with that crap! -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:check out the sh|t my colleagues wrote before the weekend standby.
above : sharing their sentiments about going to brunei.
if u can, the word "detachment" has been cancelled out and replaced with "force to go"
for those who don't know what it means, it says... "is it worth it? for $700, you:
get home sick
masturbate for a month
love six
sex sick
get lousy internet connection
gf/bf run away
no life
divorce / family break up
neglect family
convert to gay
everyday consume curry
bored to death
abused"
their thoughts on the meeting later that morning.
their plans for the steamboat today when they go to work.
I love your motley crew already! -
Hellooo, fellas! I just bought three bunches of flowers! One bunch of white mums, one bunch of lovely and large red carnations, and one bunch of purple... can't remember the name.
The combination looks awesome! Can't wait to get home and arrange them! -
yeah.. in life, sometimes we gotta stop and eat the flowers
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OK... how about I serve you a nice, cold plate of Rose Sashimi... thorns intact?Originally posted by the Bear:yeah.. in life, sometimes we gotta stop and eat the flowers
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no need.. thorns don't taste nice...
however, if you use the roses, cut them up, soak them in some olive oil and use it for marinate, you'll find some awesome new flavours...
but not too much.. and not for the faint of heart
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Ah ha
CSJ stayed at Speakers Corner for 12 hrs as police warned him abt leading a one man show demostration -
hmm.. more asswipes have arrived...
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Oh noOriginally posted by the Bear:hmm.. more asswipes have arrived... -
none of my business one.. so i just use eye power to help out
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get ready to knock off already...
bye everyone -
k...Originally posted by the Bear:get ready to knock off already...
bye everyone -
Singapore Not A Country: Scientists
Posted on Sunday, September 17, 2006
Topic: Local News
by K.K. Cheow
Following the reclassification of PlutoÂ’s planetary status, scientists say that SingaporeÂ’s status as a country needs to be reconsidered too.
Recently, the International Astronomical Union said that Pluto should only be considered a ‘dwarf planet’ as it failed to meet all the conditions necessary to qualify as a full planet.
Likewise, the Evaluation of Nations Guild (ENG) believes that the tiny island state of Singapore should be stripped of its status as a full country. According to the ENG scientists, to be considered a country, a nation needs to meet the following criteria:
1. Has internationally recognized boundaries
2. Has people who live there on an ongoing basis.
3. Has economic activity and an organized economy.
4. Has the power of social engineering.
5. Has a transportation system
6. Has sovereignty.
7. Has external recognition.
8. Has a government.
Said ENG spokesman Professor Terry Torial, Singapore fails to meet the criteria for the following reasons:
1. Singapore constantly exceeds its recognized boundaries as certain senior politicians are always providing advice to other actual countries on how they should be more like Singapore
2. Its people live on the island on an ‘ongoing’ basis only in the sense that they want to ‘go on’ to another country if they could afford it
3. It has economic activitiy and an organized economy, in that it regulates trade and issues money, but it does so mostly to the benefit of a small group of inhabitants.
4. It does engage in social engineering, as it provides education, but education in Singapore seems mostly about ‘teaching the people a lesson’.
5. While it has a transport system, it always seems to be on the wrong track.
6. Singapore has sovereignty only in the sense that it has a Sovereign.
7. It has received external recognition from other countries, but there is no consensus to that recognition as it has variously been recognized as a ‘little red dot’ (Indonesia), a ‘pimple’ (Malaysia) and ‘a piece of snot’ (Taiwan).
“Having a government is the only criteria that Singapore satisfies,” said Prof. Torial. “And boy, does their government seem satisfied.”
“Singapore should be reclassified as a company,” Prof. Torial continued. “It doesn’t have a newspaper, it has a newsletter designed to boost employee morale all the time. By its own chairman of the board’s admission, it has no unique culture. Furthermore, the directors are reappointed by a rubber stamping exercise with little prospect of changing incumbents, and shareholders are offered only cursory financial statements. In fact, with the dominance of a particular grouping on the board of directors, it seems like a family-run corporation, much like Mars.”
The Singapore government says that it is happy to be compared to Mars, and is now petitioning to be reclassified as a planet.
The ENG is supporting the reclassification bid as “It may not be a country, but life in Singapore does seem like living on a different planet. Maybe it’s a bit like Pluto.”
When asked to elaborate, Prof. Torial said, “It’s very Mickey Mouse.”
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Oh, and on a related note, there's a front page article in today's pap times that the gahmen is opening tender for consultants to come up with a new "branding" strategy for S'pore. It does feel like we're living in some family owned company. -
Morning
Common brand... In the 1st place I dun think we can get 1 -
I don't believe this....someone actually said that "CSJ is a political martyr ....borned in an untimely era" ........
*sigh*
I don't understand why people actually support this clown who embarress his own country
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Cos they are the same sort of pplOriginally posted by elindra:I don't believe this....someone actually said that "CSJ is a political martyr ....borned in an untimely era" ........
*sigh*
I don't understand why people actually support this clown who embarress his own country
I think they also wanna follow him be a bankrupt so that they can speak 'freely'