Things you will never let y our SO know
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many sons n dotters?Originally posted by av98m:*wonders if its all going to come back to haunt the prince of flatulence one day*
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It's something I am afraid of, really ...
not so that I'm afraid some woman will bring a kid and come up to me one day and say: "Fatum, you're his father", cos I've been well drilled in the perils of unsafe ... *ahem .... sex ....
but what if I run into someone whom I've had "intimate" moments with on the streets with Fatumnette and things get awkward ...
... or end up like this one neighbour of mine ? ... who had a girl crying in the rain at the front gates one evening ...
oh well ... I'm a good boi now ... cos sex without love is just like animals rutting in the dirt eh ....
Fatumnette ! ... where art thou ! .....
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I think you'll need to dispose of "Michelle" first....Originally posted by Fatum:Fatumnette ! ... where art thou ! ..... -
Ooo Fatum was a bad boy onceOriginally posted by Fatum:It's something I am afraid of, really ...
not so that I'm afraid some woman will bring a kid and come up to me one day and say: "Fatum, you're his father", cos I've been well drilled in the perils of unsafe ... *ahem .... sex ....
but what if I run into someone whom I've had "intimate" moments with on the streets with Fatumnette and things get awkward ... ... or end up like this one neighbour of mine ? ... who had a girl crying in the rain at the front gates one evening ...
oh well ... I'm a good boi now ... cos sex without love is just like animals rutting in the dirt eh ....
Fatumnette ! ... where art thou ! ..... 
Yeah... what about "Michelle" -
I think MG's refering to my car rather than the ghost in my soul ...Originally posted by elindra:Ooo Fatum was a bad boy once
Yeah... what about "Michelle"
"Michelle" the car is ... erm.... well .... put it this way, it's not an SUV, nor is it a Jetta ....
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But I love her ..... the car, I mean ....
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Exactly. *passes Fatum a copy of "Fatal Attraction"*Originally posted by Fatum:It's something I am afraid of, really ...
but what if I run into someone whom I've had "intimate" moments with on the streets with Fatumnette and things get awkward ... ... or end up like this one neighbour of mine ? ... who had a girl crying in the rain at the front gates one evening ... -
tsk ! ...Originally posted by av98m:Exactly. *passes Fatum a copy of "Fatal Attraction"*
CHOY ! ....
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It's karmic reaction.Originally posted by av98m:*wonders if its all going to come back to haunt the prince of flatulence one day*
For every action, there is a reaction. -
sigh for procrastinators like me... its for every inaction, there is a reaction.Originally posted by Wanda:It's karmic reaction.
For every action, there is a reaction.
so much reaction for not doing ANYTHING at all -
I can't slp when u're nt lying next to me
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dont kiss me when you have bad breathe
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PLS STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ADVENTURES
WE DONT WANT TO NOE
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i would never tell him/her/it (delete as appropriate, you ruffians )
that i have a fetish for meryl streep
of course unless its meryl streep herself -
That I am amazed at his ability t fart as and when he wishes to and how he could control th evolume of his farts... -
wah.. so powerOriginally posted by VaNiLLa CReAm:That I am amazed at his ability t fart as and when he wishes to and how he could control th evolume of his farts... 
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The married version:Originally posted by shinta:I can't slp when u're nt lying next to me
I can't sleep when you're snoring next to me. 
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toking abt snoring,
my SO knows that his snores make it hard for me to sleep, so he always let me sleep first even though he is very tired.
Nothing that i will not let him know though. Always very upfront with him - don't like means don't like, miss means miss. Hahahaha -
Originally posted by Wanda:The married version:
I can't sleep when you're snoring next to me.
look at elindra's post -
wifeys doesn't snore ? ... -
mor emen snores mah..Originally posted by Fatum:wifeys doesn't snore ? ... -
I'll just go sleep in the next room....peacefully.Originally posted by BufPuf:toking abt snoring,
my SO knows that his snores make it hard for me to sleep, so he always let me sleep first even though he is very tired.
Nothing that i will not let him know though. Always very upfront with him - don't like means don't like, miss means miss. Hahahaha
Yalor, open communication is the way in a long-term r/s. If he has bad breath, I'll just tell him no kissing also. -
Wonderful wives don't snore one.....and don't fart.Originally posted by Fatum:wifeys doesn't snore ? ... -
Hmmm... Me gone for circumcision before lor...
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You're not talking about a RealDoll are you?Originally posted by Wanda:Wonderful wives don't snore one.....and don't fart. -
I dunno what's a RealDoll, but I guess The Stepford Wives would come close.Originally posted by elindra:You're not talking about a RealDoll are you?