Toast to Appetite
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A poem for my friends in Club 30.
Toast to Appetite
I intend to eat the bear
That you see over there.
My dog would like to eat it, but
I have too well trained the mutt.
The bear is mine.
First, some wine,
Then IÂ’m going to eat the bear.
Broiled, mostly, medium rare.
Eat it all, from zotch to goozle.
Small bits fried in lard, as usual.
May well eat it all tonight.
CouldnÂ’t, without Appetite.
Appetite! Every bite
I take I own to you for being there.
And now, IÂ’ll be off with my bear.
Roy Blount, Jr. (1941 - ) -
Nice! -
:lol
Very nice! Cheers!
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You are most welcome. Let's eat the bear!!!!
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Ack how morbid
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Where is the bear now? It is lunch time you know.
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here's an ode to dead poet
he's dead and he doesn't know it
so many will fight this
armed with a decree from CITES
let's mash his guts instead
stomp him flat but then, he's already dead
threatening a threatened species with poetic verse
i think there can be nothing worse
how weird a dead poetry fan
speaking in rhyme like only the dead can
oh well, my enemies may bleat
but vengence is mine and so sweet
they will all fall
and fall to my mighty maul
sit back and to your fate resign
to this brutal and mighty ursine
but alas all this hot air..
because.. i'm just.. a gentlebear -
down with the bear, down with the bear
down with CITES would be heck lot better -
laurence, you ikky fellow
aka banana so yellow
i bet av would like to stomp you flat
while others apply a baseball bat
perhaps with a mallet to mash
to hammer, pulverise and bash
violence to reduce you to a mess
it'll bring such pleasure, i'll confess
still, your evil will return
float up, rise up, explode from your urn
so we'll let you be
what mischief you create we'll see
maybe we'll leave you to the fruitfly
laying waste to you by and by
turn you into a speckled mush
slowly, no need to rush
we'll enjoy your slow sure decay
for your evil, you will pay
surges of joy we will not quell
adieu evil banana we bid you farewell -
dear club 30
i feel your love for me
they are forever etched
in baseball bats and spiked truncheon
i love being squished, smashed and squashed
but please do it on bed, in toilet or in whynot
i am getting ever excited
the spirit never dies
may my evilness
bless you all forever and ever
i love you guys -
Everyone here is speaking in rhythm
And trying to make words rhyme.
Some are trying to be sohiscated
While others go with the flow.
Some did it successfully,
while others fail miserably
Just like me!!!!! -
where got failOriginally posted by NewAge:Everyone here is speaking in rhythm
And trying to make words rhyme.
Some are trying to be sohiscated
While others go with the flow.
Some did it successfully,
while others fail miserably
Just like me!!!!!
poem has no rules!!!!! -
oh sweet crab
you taste so fab
i can't wait
'til my hunger sate
i will greet
the delicious white meat
knowing it so well
i remove the shell
quickly quickly i go
oh yummy crab of snow
and spanner crab roe
down the hatch you go
how many will i savour
such wonderful flavour
only time will tell
i wait for tomorrow's dinner bell -
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to the grateful dead
we owe you much
more than any deadhead
for a taste as good as such
chocolate chunks delicious
in such rich ice cream
brandied cherries so luscious
a connoisseur's wet dream
deadheads' hearts all ache
that we have lost Jerry
but with Ben and his namesake
he's gained immortality
in a seductive frozen dessert
Jerry Garcia will jam on
we will indulge to lessen the hurt
may The Grateful Dead rock on
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IÂ’m sitting here so hypnotized
By the gift of the garb u guys possess
Whether to praise, to poke or to invoke
Your words amuses, to my delight
Carry on, fight on, dear gentlemen
So I may sit here, laughing my ass off
May the most witty kill us all
With more absurd and whimsical prose -
the next place to eat
will be Carnivore!
we'll eat too much meat
and indulge in the gore
or we could invade
Brazil Churrascaria*
our night will be made
eating meat and drinking beer
i heard there's a branch
at the new Vivocity
through meat and bone we'll crunch
the restaurant will know no pity
so what do you guys say
it's a meat lover's paradise
tell me now without delay
and a NO will not suffice
*for those who do not know, Brazil Churrascaria serves meat meat meat and more meat.. did i mention meat? huge chunks on skewers and they come to your table, carve it up with an unreasonably huge knife and they give you unreasonably huge portions -
Roses are red
violets are blue
some bear now says
diet out the window! -
once in a while
a bear lets go
never in rank and file
and never for show
a night we use our paws
it may not be pretty
but it's all cause
it's a night out for viciouskitty
so is it carnivore
or we go to Brazil
a night to inspire lore
eating and feasting our fill
i bet club30 would love it
indulging in gluttony
even if our pants don't fit
it's one for our memory -
reminds me of pipi and xking using poems to 'bicker'.
but usually end up in the censored category. -
i would imagine, if sgforums is written up like lorebook and stories
the might wars, the victorious troops, the beauties...
. the handsome princes...the gluttony, food, dances...
wooh -
and in the lore of gluttony
we are way up there
never have there been so many
consumed and sampled so much fare
we may not dance well
that's clear to see
the sin to which we fell
remains our favourite: gluttony
some indulge in flamewars
some are perverse and gross
some are insane, unreasonable bores
but we, eat more than most
so do allow us to be
we're pretty much harmless and nice
you will be glad to see
in this mad world, that will suffice -
moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo