Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 25th Edition
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*swinging truncheon barely misses my head*Originally posted by Fatum:*takes out phallic spiked trucheon, formerly reserved for ah lau's exclusive use ...
Sorry... close, but no cigar.
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need me to sprinkle some salt and itchy powder on the trucheon?Originally posted by Fatum:*takes out phallic spiked trucheon, formerly reserved for ah lau's exclusive use ... -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... *burp*Originally posted by fudgester:Sorry... close, but no cigar.
fudgester: 1
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yeaOriginally posted by Fatum:is this shinta's clone ? .... 
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Can't smile without you?Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:Would it help cheer you up if I played a Barry Manilow CD?
You know i can't smile without you
Can't smile without you
I can't laugh,
I can't sing,
I'm finding it hard
To do anything....
You see I feel sad, when you're sad....
Feel glad when you're glad....
etc.
Wahahahaa.. . -
was reading a webbie and it said that Very Manly Nose went for botox treatments and his face now looks like some kind of bloated deathmask which skin has taken on a scary waxy sheen
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Australia destroys England 5-0 for the Ashes!
a whitewash! total destruction!
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Oh no!
Why do they always go and do stupid things?
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who? what?Originally posted by Wanda:Oh no!
Why do they always go and do stupid things? -
Wacko Jacko?Originally posted by the Bear:was reading a webbie and it said that Very Manly Nose went for botox treatments and his face now looks like some kind of bloated deathmask which skin has taken on a scary waxy sheen -
The botox treatment u mentioned.Originally posted by the Bear:who? what? -
oh.. i would say, vanity drives them to delusion
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There's someone in CC who washes his hair once a wk (when his head feels warm) and he wonders what's wrong with his hair.
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hmm.. his head feels warm.. must be the lice and roaches incubating their eggs that causes the warmth..
can't be blood coz he's probably brain dead by nowOriginally posted by Wanda:There's someone in CC who washes his hair once a wk (when his head feels warm) and he wonders what's wrong with his hair. -
Go Aussie go....Originally posted by the Bear:Australia destroys England 5-0 for the Ashes!
a whitewash! total destruction!
sheesh..
Who are supporting anyway?
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omgOriginally posted by Wanda:There's someone in CC who washes his hair once a wk (when his head feels warm) and he wonders what's wrong with his hair. -
Yeah I saw that thread.... I can't believe that there are some people with no sense of basic hygiene.Originally posted by Wanda:There's someone in CC who washes his hair once a wk (when his head feels warm) and he wonders what's wrong with his hair. 
Anyway, I wash my hair every day with anti-dandruff shampoo. -
Is the anti-dandruff shampoo you are using working for you? I read it somewhere that if it doesn't show any result after using it for a while, you probably need to switch to another one. It's just a matter of trying different ones out until you find out that works.Originally posted by fudgester:Yeah I saw that thread.... I can't believe that there are some people with no sense of basic hygiene.
Anyway, I wash my hair every day with anti-dandruff shampoo. -
Heads and Shoulders.Originally posted by honeymouse:Is the anti-dandruff shampoo you are using working for you? I read it somewhere that if it doesn't show any result after using it for a while, you probably need to switch to another one. It's just a matter of trying different ones out until you find out that works.
It works pretty well for me, so long as I shampoo my hair every day.
Otherwise, my dandruff can easily get out of control.
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use Selsun Blue..
anyway, at work, i have been tasked to do the *$&#^ KPI and other miscellaneous useless *$&#^
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fuck!
some people can be complete morons
this vendor just lost a deal because the twits in his office do not understand the meaning of "here's my name and contact number. leave a message on his workstation to call me as soon as he gets back. it's urgent" -
back from dental appointment
back to 6 mths per visit -
Anyway, gotta prepare for Friday prayers.
Adios!
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last friday.. i was makin my way home n i was wondering how come so many malay guys... are they relatives gg to each other's place? where's the bus?Originally posted by fudgester:Anyway, gotta prepare for Friday prayers.
Adios!
*me mysteriously disappears in a puff of smoke*
or is there a malay wedding?
it was 15 min before i rmb muslim guys got friday prayers -.-| -
arlow!