How to praise yourself in a self deprecating manner
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ever met people who can really achieve that? Come come! Let's try it as a game...
Here goes:
"I like to try my best one, even if I am tired, I also must try my best. Don't know why I like this also.." -
"I've tried my best.. I have no regrets.."
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i am good..good for nuthing!
nobody is perfect, i am nobody
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*runs away screaming*
I'm being haunted by 1 such person now and it drives me up the wall. I will NOT BE reminded of him!!! -
Tell me its not Mr BO/Ham MurdererOriginally posted by elindra:*runs away screaming*
I'm being haunted by 1 such person now and it drives me up the wall. I will NOT BE reminded of him!!! -
hurhur I actually know a few people like this. Actually they dont irritate me so much cos.. really its unconscious and artless. They are not aware of it.. i am just rather amused by it. hehehehehehheOriginally posted by elindra:*runs away screaming*
I'm being haunted by 1 such person now and it drives me up the wall. I will NOT BE reminded of him!!! -
i can do anything, that includes not being able to do anything
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Too sophisticated style of talking - I'm too black&white for this >.<
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nono.. it has to be 'unconscious' .. not 'witty witty' type..
like...
"i never put on weight one, regardless of what I eat, i still stay slim one. strange hor?" -
" I thought at first too small for me wan, I mean it's XS leh. Then dunno how come can wear lor! *hehe* "
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HAHAHAHAH well done!Originally posted by choco B:" I thought at first too small for me wan, I mean it's XS leh. Then dunno how come can wear lor! *hehe* " -
I can't even stop my money from growing if i wanted to, how fustrating is that man!!
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No it's not Mr BO
It's someone else I know from WoW and a guy to boot -
U mean like..Originally posted by elindra:No it's not Mr BO
It's someone else I know from WoW and a guy to boot
... "i also dont know why but those good strategies just pop inside my mind one. I dont THINK them up, they just come up!" -
" I didn't play much leh, just for like twenty minutes, then suddenly I was given a superpower-axe lor. worth gazillions leh. Dunno why lor, happen twice this week already... "
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*runs away from this thread*
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I am not handsome.
Seriously, I'm not. -
"No lah, don't praise me like that. I'm very humble."
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i agree with you
Originally posted by Pitot:I am not handsome.
Seriously, I'm not. -
In order to maintain "not being corrupted" I need to be motivated by $$$.
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"We're raising the GST to help the needy"
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NFV, you got it wrong... it should be
in order not to succumb to corruption, we need to be paid golden peanuts.. -
We're keeping the country happy, since nobody dares to stand out to oppose our decisions.
The majority of the country's people have made their choice, we shall have policies made in our name and rightfully (praise & pay) ourselves richly for making policies for solving the problems of the people at the people's own expenses.
We must replace the lack of birth with more job opportunities for foreigners, such that there is enough to feed our old & dependents who have left the working class due to whatever reasons we cannot control as Govt. -
'I'm such a ******* in bed!'
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Hugh Grant's good at this.