If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
>
> When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their
> tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
> growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school
> every morning .... up hill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda
>
> And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was
> no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on
> kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
>
> But now that...
>
> I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look
> around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy!
> I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
> And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how
> good you've got it!
>
> I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we
> wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and
> look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
>
> There was no email! ! We had to actually write somebody a
> letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across
> the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a
> week to get there!
>
> There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you
> had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
>
> Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and
> the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
>
> We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the
> phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
>
> And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone
> rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your
> mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent,
> you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances,
> mister!
>
> We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
> high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
> like "Space Invaders" and "asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass!
> Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your
imagination!
> And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen
> forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder
and
> harder
> and faster and faster until you died! . Just like LIFE!
>
> When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium
> seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some
> old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you
> were just screwed!
>
> Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15
> channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You
> had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
>
> You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off
> your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was
> no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday
> Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for
> cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
>
> And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we
> had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... imagine that!
> If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing and
> shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.
>
> That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it
too
> easy. You're spoiled.
>
> You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!
>
>
> Regards,
> The over 30 Crowd