Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 31st Edition
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This truly is proof of the banana's evilness.Originally posted by laurence82:no
i licked my lips at her
and
she told me i am everything she is looking for
suggestive hor?
Or maybe its his interviewer who is evil and already has plans for him after office hours
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tare you tried donuts from the donut factory before?Originally posted by tare:hey bear tat's very near my office leh
Everytime I pass by I wanna buy and try but am put off by the queue
I heard that it's good
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Hmm, in a way, kinda close......Originally posted by elindra:...........
What job did you apply for?
Social escort?
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more accurately, man-w_horeOriginally posted by elindra:...........
What job did you apply for?
Social escort? -
Yah...so popular, you only pay S$400 for a indonesian maid.Originally posted by elindra:I wonder if being a live-in nanny popular in Singapore -
Wahhhhhh!!!!! that must be some lip!Originally posted by laurence82:hmm, licking lips at interviewer sure is effective -
i dont mindOriginally posted by av98m:Or maybe its his interviewer who is evil and already has plans for him after office hours
i only beg that she not be rough, coz its my first time -
No la I am not talking about maids ><Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Yah...so popular, you only pay S$400 for a indonesian maid.
I mean someone really qualified to be a live-in nanny
I see chinese kids these days speaking English with an Indon or Fillo accent and that scares me -
Like those kinds are kinda extinct.Originally posted by av98m:No, it depends on who you're married to. -
I must say I'm very impressed with ah lau. Differentiating himself from the rest of the applicants using such an unorthodox method.
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going to use this nextOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:Wahhhhhh!!!!! that must be some lip!
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Okay....the previus china nanny for my sis kids are paid USD1000/- a month.Originally posted by elindra:No la I am not talking about maids ><
I mean someone really qualified to be a live-in nanny
I see chinese kids these days speaking English with an Indon or Fillo accent and that scares me
And she cooks, mind the kids. But anything after dinner, is not her business. Though she does come out to help out once in a while when the parents are kinda ruffled.
Which is what I am doing now. I think my sister didnt want to break the habit so that when the nanny comes back, the kids are too used to me. So after cooking dinner, I hide in my room to surf. And wait after 9.30pm to shower, so as not to interfere with the kids hot water bathing needs.
Oh...and the china nanny, her daughter comes to pick her up every Friday nite and she is back on Sunday nite.
Which translate to weekend off. -
You wanna turn into a female monkey?Originally posted by laurence82:going to use this next
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I think my sister was previously planning to cut some commission out of my pay. She promised me S$1000/- Not USD.
then my brother in law didnt know about it and is paying me USD1000/- per month. -
Elindra, no matter how. never ever entrust your child to strangers before they are 4 years old.
Thats what I didnt like about sg's welfare or whatever rap they term as benefits for couples to have children.
a child's 1st 4 years can never be re-started. your career can. -
haven't leh... cos not otw for me to go home... the few times i went i saw long queue also.... really nice har?Originally posted by elindra:tare you tried donuts from the donut factory before?
Everytime I pass by I wanna buy and try but am put off by the queue
I heard that it's good
Is it really? -
is it like those cinnamon buns queue thingy? after a while, you wont see the queue anymore?Originally posted by tare:haven't leh... cos not otw for me to go home... the few times i went i saw long queue also.... really nice har?
i prefer the US krispy creme donuts.
dunkin donuts is for the horses. -
You still got those newbie trainee secretaries rite?Originally posted by tare:haven't leh... cos not otw for me to go home... the few times i went i saw long queue also.... really nice har?
Send them out one of the days to buy after lunch hour can? then have big office meeting where everyone can eat donuts and drink kopi? -
hmm.. lunch?
Originally posted by tare:hey bear tat's very near my office leh -
and bear makes a move on tare!!!!Originally posted by the Bear:hmm.. lunch?
HURAHH HURRAHH!!!!! we finally see a move!
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one of them quit in half a day after being transferred under my dept "head"Originally posted by viciouskitty74:You still got those newbie trainee secretaries rite?
Send them out one of the days to buy after lunch hour can? then have big office meeting where everyone can eat donuts and drink kopi? nah.... secretaries not for buying food for me de lah... even my little boss won't ask me to get him coffee de 
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effing door...
the bloody latch is razor sharp
accidentally slashed my knuckle open
oh well.. at least i've stopped bleeding -
i have a very rigid lunch hr frm 1245pm wor... if no queue then got time to eat thrOriginally posted by the Bear:hmm.. lunch? tml rite? -
Shhhhhh!!!! Its not for you! You just disguised it with the excuse to buy for everyone to raise their spirits after the lunch meltdown!Originally posted by tare:one of them quit in half a day after being transferred under my dept "head" nah.... secretaries not for buying food for me de lah... even my little boss won't ask me to get him coffee de
Everyone needs a sugar boost!
One....you get to eat donut and drink kopi, for a short break, two, you saka your bozzes while everyone has a short break. three, everyone has a short break they will thank you for it. -
uhh... if i wanted to make a move on tare, i'd have done so long ago
anyway, not too sure about tomorrow's lunchtime either.. effing things in the office are weird recently.. lots of things they want to suddenly schedule because the No.1 going to be away on official business for a couple of weeks and the No.2 going to be away for a cataract operation...