Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 33rd Edition

• hisoka

  4 Apr 07, 15:28

  Originally posted by elindra:

  I only have 4 fishes
  
  3 indonesian tigers and 1 bating fish

  i think the rest got eaten by her frog and piggy
• av98m

  4 Apr 07, 15:28

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  but then it feels like i'm offering myself up for sluagther
  
  and do i get free subscription?

  what talking you?
  
  either way you still have to fill up the fucking form and give back to them what
  
  first year is usually free suscription
  
  after that all you need to do to keep your suscription fee waivered is to threaten to cancel the card
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 15:29

  
  
  how come when i get raw data from the asswipes, there are only 25 cases..
  
  when i get the bloody stats from them, they report 65 cases?
  
  WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??
  
  
• hisoka

  4 Apr 07, 15:30

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  
  how come when i get raw data from the asswipes, there are only 25 cases..
  
  when i get the bloody stats from them, they report 65 cases?
  
  WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??
  
  

  results doctoring?
• elindra

  4 Apr 07, 15:38

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  
  how come when i get raw data from the asswipes, there are only 25 cases..
  
  when i get the bloody stats from them, they report 65 cases?
  
  WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??
  
  

  they can't count
• tare

  4 Apr 07, 15:42

  Originally posted by elindra:

  they can't count

  or they might say.. We regret to inform you that there is a clerical error in our report. Kindly note that the correct number is XX. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 15:44

  40 out of 65 cases going missing is not a matter of counting...
  
  this is part of The Project That Refuses To Die
  
  worse is, i WANT to go there and look at the damned records myself... but my boss says no because the boss there has an ego the size of the Grand bloody Canyon... and by going there, we'd be "stepping on his territory, and not trusting his staff and therefore him" and from what i heard about this asswipe's past, he's accused others of spying on him before!
  
  i effing don't give a shit if he sodomises sheep in his bloody office!! i just want the effing stats!! and i'm not even looking for perfect stats.. i just want an approximation!!
  
  25 cases instead of the reported 65 is NOT an approximation
  
  

  Originally posted by elindra:

  they can't count

• choco B

  4 Apr 07, 15:45

  Maybe some limitations got thrown in
  
  65 cases in total
  25 cases resolved by doing method A
  14 cases thrown out
  5 cases during CNY
  26 cases still unresolved
  
  etcetc
  And can expect some overlap somemore
  
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 15:47

  nope.. they reported 65 to our Ops Management..
  
  they gave us 65 with a breakdown of how many cases each month (something they didn't give Ops Management)
  
  i asked for further breakdown into types and they decide to give me the raw data.. where they got the 65 from...
  
  and it's only 25 entries!
  
  

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Maybe some limitations got thrown in
  
  65 cases in total
  25 cases resolved by doing method A
  14 cases thrown out
  5 cases during CNY
  26 cases still unresolved
  
  etcetc
  And can expect some overlap somemore
  

• tare

  4 Apr 07, 15:50

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  nope.. they reported 65 to our Ops Management..
  
  they gave us 65 with a breakdown of how many cases each month (something they didn't give Ops Management)
  
  i asked for further breakdown into types and they decide to give me the raw data.. where they got the 65 from...
  
  and it's only 25 entries!
  
  

  1 entry fall into more than 1 types so double-counting... bec 65 lor!
• choco B

  4 Apr 07, 15:51

  LOL File corrupted.
  *pat-pat*
  

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  nope.. they reported 65 to our Ops Management..
  
  they gave us 65 with a breakdown of how many cases each month (something they didn't give Ops Management)
  
  i asked for further breakdown into types and they decide to give me the raw data.. where they got the 65 from...
  
  and it's only 25 entries!
  

• elindra

  4 Apr 07, 15:52

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  nope.. they reported 65 to our Ops Management..
  
  they gave us 65 with a breakdown of how many cases each month (something they didn't give Ops Management)
  
  i asked for further breakdown into types and they decide to give me the raw data.. where they got the 65 from...
  
  and it's only 25 entries!
  
  

  They can't count
  Oh maybe the remaining 40 are cases are things they dreamt up
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 15:53

  breathe in... breathe out..
  breathe in.. breathe out...
  
  i've asked the guy who gave me the figures when it is convenient to call him.. and also where the figures came from so that he can get them sorted out on his side...
  
  damn.. when i asked another lot for their figures, they gave theirs to me, all tallied...
  
  breathe in.. breathe out..
  breathe in... breathe out...
• elindra

  4 Apr 07, 15:54

  Or maybe 25 looks too small and don't justify their work
  So they blew it up to 65
  
• av98m

  4 Apr 07, 15:56

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  breathe in... breathe out..
  breathe in.. breathe out...
  
  i've asked the guy who gave me the figures when it is convenient to call him.. and also where the figures came from so that he can get them sorted out on his side...
  
  damn.. when i asked another lot for their figures, they gave theirs to me, all tallied...
  
  breathe in.. breathe out..
  breathe in... breathe out...

  I'm assuming that there are incident reports for each case?
  
  Someone never update the database issit?
  
  If so hopefully they didn't destroy the original reports.
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 15:58

  if the database wasn't updated, i'd get lower figures than 65... because the raw data is each incident... when it happens, they will send in the bloody thing to the records side who will key these things in..
  
  they will then count these things at the end of the month..
  
  should tally.. even if you miss out a few, the final number will be less those missed out..
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I'm assuming that there are incident reports for each case?
  
  Someone never update the database issit?
  
  If so hopefully they didn't destroy the original reports.

• av98m

  4 Apr 07, 16:00

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  if the database wasn't updated, i'd get lower figures than 65... because the raw data is each incident... when it happens, they will send in the bloody thing to the records side who will key these things in..
  
  they will then count these things at the end of the month..
  
  should tally.. even if you miss out a few, the final number will be less those missed out..
  
  

  hmmmm...the plot thickens
• av98m

  4 Apr 07, 16:02

  hmm...on the subject of incident reports, remind me to tell you about a scam I perpetuated during my NS
• av98m

  4 Apr 07, 16:03

  hmm...on the subject of incident reports, remind me to tell you about a scam I perpetuated during my NS
• tare

  4 Apr 07, 16:12

  my little boss complained i bullee him cos i throw too many files in....
  
  i replied, u should be glad last nite i went off at 6pm for my facial!
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 16:13

  tell us about it.. twice
  
  oh oh.. the no.1 set of a nuke by saying "since we got all these other awards we should consolidate them and go for SQA"
  
  i've been dragged into it... so i'm in the email loop..
  
  so far, a lot of people have been asking for a lot of information...
  
  i told a few people "come look at a 77 page thing about activities of my side"
  
  they have not responded
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 16:15

  ahh.. tare.. what time tomorrow?
• av98m

  4 Apr 07, 16:16

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  tell us about it.. twice
  
  oh oh.. the no.1 set of a nuke by saying "since we got all these other awards we should consolidate them and go for SQA"
  
  i've been dragged into it... so i'm in the email loop..
  
  so far, a lot of people have been asking for a lot of information...
  
  i told a few people "come look at a 77 page thing about activities of my side"
  
  they have not responded

  I'll talk about it during the vienna session, this is not something I want posted in the forum
  
  also have some comments about awards and other stuff I'd rather not post here.
  
  but you'll find it hilarious.
• the Bear

  4 Apr 07, 16:18

  i'll stand by my words about these awards..
  
  They're scams and are perpetuated by charlatans to leech money off organisations.
  
  there!
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I'll talk about it during the vienna session, this is not something I want posted in the forum
  
  also have some comments about awards and other stuff I'd rather not post here.
  
  but you'll find it hilarious.

• av98m

  4 Apr 07, 16:27

  I think many here can identify with the lyrics of this song:
  
  My friends from high school
  Married their high school boyfriends
  Moved into houses in the same ZIP codes
  Where their parents live
  
  But I, I could never follow
  No I, I could never follow
  
  I hit the highway in a pink RV with stars on the ceiling
  Lived like a gypsy
  Six strong hands on the steering wheel
  
  I've been a long time gone now
  Maybe someday, someday I'm gonna settle down
  But I've always found my way somehow
  
  By taking the long way
  Taking the long way around
  Taking the long way
  Taking the long way around
  
  I met the queen of whatever
  Drank with the Irish and smoked with the hippies
  Moved with the shakers
  Wouldn't kiss all the asses that they told me to
  
  No I, I could never follow
  No I, I could never follow
  
  It's been two long years now
  Since the top of the world came crashing down
  And I'm getting' it back on the road now
  
  But I'm taking the long way
  Taking the long way around
  I'm taking the long way
  Taking the long way around
  The long
  The long way around
  
  Well, I fought with a stranger and I met myself
  I opened my mouth and I heard myself
  It can get pretty lonely when you show yourself
  Guess I could have made it easier on myself
  
  But I, I could never follow
  No I, I could never follow
  
  Well, I never seem to do it like anybody else
  Maybe someday, someday I'm gonna settle down
  If you ever want to find me I can still be found
  
  Taking the long way
  Taking the long way around
  Taking the long way
  Taking the long way around