How would you like your funeral?

• viciouskitty74

  8 May 07, 14:35

  Cremation, buried in the ground, dumped into the waters?
  
  With flowers?
  
  With singing, with chanting or just pure silence?
• MooKu

  8 May 07, 14:42

  One-day wake with happy background music.
  Nobody is supposed to wear an all-black ensemble.
  Coffee and cakes will be served.
  
  Um, fire my ashes into the skies with fireworks or make them into gems.
  
  
• YA.YA

  8 May 07, 14:45

  With many many flowers. I want black roses and white roses... but i noe they mean something...i don noe if they are appropriate...haha but i like them a lot... i want lots of laughter and crying to its minimal pls.... Actually thinking about it also waste money.. hmm perhaps throw into the open waters then...save time..save money...
• Rhonda

  8 May 07, 14:45

  Cremation. It's space-saving and well, once you die, you're gone and you won't even know what they did to your cadavar anyways.
  
  It would be nice, though, if a loved one used my ashes to help fertilise a sapling in our garden. I'd love to be part of say, a Cherry Blossom tree or a Peony or Azalea bush!
  
  The wake... would prefer it to be quiet with my favourite Jazz / New Age / Easy Listening tunes.
• viciouskitty74

  8 May 07, 14:47

  Just in case my will wasnt utilised in time.
  
  I want:
  
  body Cremated, ashes scattered into longkang and the container thrown in too.
  
  Dont want flowers, dont want incense or whatever burning paper.
  
  i dont even want my family members to come close my coffin.
  
  and no one need to carry my picture to walk around the altar crap. i dont even want a wake.
  
  make sure its a chop chop, burn drop into the waters.
• choco B

  8 May 07, 14:52

  Must have buffet
  
  Lots of chocolate and rich desserts
  
  Margaritas !
  
  My favourite music, all those who don't like Britney pls just suck it up lah
  
  Cremate, then would be nice if someone would like to make my ashes into a diamond, would be very fitting cos I do love my bling Hopefully all my substantial physical mass would create a decent carat.
  
  I would love for people to dress up la. Wear your favourite dress and bring your favourite bags
• SitDown

  8 May 07, 14:53

  i wan to donate my organs and such to help ppl. haha. burn liao pollute air and waste space. mite as well donate
• viciouskitty74

  8 May 07, 14:58

  Originally posted by SitDown:

  i wan to donate my organs and such to help ppl. haha. burn liao pollute air and waste space. mite as well donate

  then the rest of the un-useable skins & nails?
  
  throw where?
• Rhonda

  8 May 07, 15:00

  Originally posted by SitDown:

  i wan to donate my organs and such to help ppl. haha. burn liao pollute air and waste space. mite as well donate

  Eh... only under certain circumstances are your organs 'donatable'. They have to consider how you died, how long you've died, and also, even though you have signed some organ donation form, your family has the right to refuse to carry it out after your death.
• the_don

  8 May 07, 15:01

  No open casket pls. It freaks me out to look at heavily make-up dead bodies. Not gotta subject others to the same thing.
  
  Have a montage of pretty pictures of me from born till married to kids /grandkids/ great grandkids. all must be happy smiling pictures.
  
  have a good buffet - international spread complete with prata and herbal chicken. desserts must be Oo-la-la like those in bakerzin.
  
  family members and friends to remember my life and all its blessings. not mourn a passing but celebrate a life well lived.
  
  lastly, cremation then make into a diamond so i can be pretty forever
• the Bear

  9 May 07, 08:23

  they can have my parts for medical research and my liver for a boulder
  
  the reading of my will may actually turn out to be "being of sound mind, he spent every cent he had before he died"
  
  then if possible, there should be a big party or something with lots of gluttony involved
  
  
• sand king

  9 May 07, 08:31

  After the cerimony or whatever, when people come to visit me to pay their last respect:
  
  Background Music:
  Highway star - Deep Purple
  
  Flower:
  Red Roses
  
  Then i get cremated and stored in a cool jug. Wait i mean urn.
• allentyb

  9 May 07, 08:47

  i don't want anything for my funeral, i just want my ashes to be wash to the sea
• joyanz

  9 May 07, 09:29

  i realise ppl of our generation r diff fr the older generation. we all wan chop chop funeral.. or no funeral at all.. the older generation MUST haf grand grand funerals.
  
  muz burn LOTS of joss stick n paper to pollute the earth. then hor.. mus got 3-7days of displaying the death body in the coffin for ppl to look at it for last time. wah. die le still wan so many ppl to look at ur dead look. so cruel. then muz burry the body under the ground and cannot donate organs to other living ppl. so selfish thinking. dont know y oso.
  
  i wish mine to be chop chop. pls take all my organs if other ppl need. n pls burn me immediately. dont display my body for others to c! u can juz throw my ash away after that
• av98m

  9 May 07, 09:51

  I want all my bodyparts donated for medfical research, organs for organ transplant patients, and whatever scraps left burnt to ashes and scattered around my insect porn hunting grounds.
  
  And yeah, the funeral should be a huge party
• elindra

  9 May 07, 10:31

  Originally posted by allentyb:

  i don't want anything for my funeral, i just want my ashes to be wash to the sea

  x2
• stellazio

  9 May 07, 10:36

  i don't want any crying.. i would like people to come in all black, my favourite colour, and like those Hk gangster movie when they die, all come in black suits.
• SevenEleven

  9 May 07, 10:40

  well, i have already bought my "condominium" in a temple in town, so it will be cremation for me. During funeral wake, there should be no bands. only buddhist chants or talks that were recorded to be played. i like peace and serene environment
  
  i shall leave the rest to by desendent to decided
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  9 May 07, 10:42

  I want my funeral to be held be held at under my block. Then everybody sing my favourite song like at the K box..
  
  Wahahahahahah.
• the_don

  9 May 07, 11:48

  Originally posted by SevenEleven:

  well, i have already bought my "condominium" in a temple in town, so it will be cremation for me. During funeral wake, there should be no bands. only buddhist chants or talks that were recorded to be played. i like peace and serene environment
  
  i shall leave the rest to by desendent to decided
  

  
  
  i read about pple buying 'condo' but i din know it is so common
• zaxis

  9 May 07, 11:52

  Originally posted by allentyb:

  i don't want anything for my funeral, i just want my ashes to be wash to the sea

  what about toilet flush into sewage system, recycle into NEWATER.
  
  wash to sea need to charter bump boat out from changi jetty till designated area around tekong then can dump into sea
  
  
• mhcampboy

  9 May 07, 11:57

  I want to be pulled in a horse drawn carriage...
  
  And I really want to be buried with my pillow!
• Darkness_hacker99

  9 May 07, 12:00

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  I want to be pulled in a horse drawn carriage...
  
  And I really want to be buried with my pillow!

  clone detected. Mypillowtalk.
• pinkish purple papayas

  9 May 07, 12:00

  Hmm...how come people like their funerals to be simple and fun?
  
  If i die, i would bring the entire empire i created down with me.. My tomb would be as huge as Qin ShiHuang, as mysterious as Ghengis Khan, as tall as the pyramids.
  
  And all the whole's gold would be buried along with me, along with my mummified slaves and servants.
  
  Like QinShiHuang, an eternal army of soldiers to guard my tomb and a river made of mercury. Or like the pharaohs' pryamid, being worshipped. And cursed to be bandits that try to enter my sanctuary tomb.
  
  Haha...then humankind will remember me forever!!
• Master -_-

  9 May 07, 12:01

  i like mine to be a state funeral
  and all the who's who will come and visit me encased at City Hall