Difference btn love & marriage :p
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Saw this in the email.
10 Differences between Love and Marriage
1. Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
2. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
3. Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
4. Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
5. Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
6. Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
7. Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
8. Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
9. Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
10. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: " Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!" -
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then liddat whats the pt of getting married ?
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It is very accurate.
Except for the fight for the remote part. -
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yalor ...... nowadays can afford more than one TV at homeOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:It is very accurate.
Except for the fight for the remote part. -
Not just TV.Originally posted by InnoHippo:yalor ...... nowadays can afford more than one TV at home
Can watch from computer wat. -
Originally posted by Wanda:
Saw this in the email.
[b]10 Differences between Love and Marriage
1. Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
i did both
2. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
take home packet
3. Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
er... somtime
4. Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
still talk children. sometime abt them no longer attached to us
5. Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
sleep early
6. Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
tarmac
7. Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
both
8. Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
yeah. sweet nothing in the bank
9. Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
i solve that one. me tv in living room and her tv in bedroom
10. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
lucky!!! she don't drink (beer)
Conclusion: " Lucky me!"[/b] -
wah piang
this has better not be true..... if not i go cancel my rasa sentosa booking liao -
Originally posted by Wanda:
Saw this in the email.
[b]10 Differences between Love and Marriage
1. Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Serious ar. Who air their dirty laundry in the streets
Don't do that
2. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
No marnee to eat dinner at restaurant everyday leh
3. Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
I try to kick him off the sofa when watching tv ....
4. Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
What about both? In love and married?
5. Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
No leh.... He has to drag me away from my pc
6. Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
No car so no drive
7. Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
THIS WON"T EVER HAPPEN!!!!!
8. Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
I guess the only sweets we have are the fruit logs Rhonda gave us
9. Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Never happened before
10. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
More like 'WEI WHY ARE U DRINKING MY DRINK
Conclusion: " Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"[/b] -
10 Differences between Love and Marriage
1. Love is holding hands in the street. Still doing it.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street. only do that in private.
2. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
We didn't eat at nice restaurant very often before we were married anyway. We will still eat at nice restaurant at least once a month.
3. Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
To us, it's more like I am sleeping next to him while he is watching TV
4. Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Haven't had children yet and we are not planning for any just yet!
5. Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Is going to bed at 11pm every night considered early or not?
6. Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
Only if we get a chance to go for a drive!!
7. Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
More towards losing my figure both in love and marriage.
8. Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Think we save more after marriage than we were going out.
9. Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Not really fight for remote control as such.... I am doing it just for the fun of doing it!!!
10. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Most of the times we just have our own drinks anyway so don't have that problem.
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Sorry to burst your bubble but I think some of the above will inevitably happenOriginally posted by the_don:wah piang
this has better not be true..... if not i go cancel my rasa sentosa booking liao -
tts so cute wahaha
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poor don getting scared le
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Perhaps some are true lah...As you stay with a person for long you would slowly see the other party habits(bad and good) thats why my mummy always says in a marriage must always give and take if not after the honey moon period it would crumble...
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Originally posted by choco B:Sorry to burst your bubble but I think some of the above will inevitably happen
omggg suddenly marriage dun seem such a nice idea 
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Husband training will help in establishing correct boundaries and markers. It is an integral part of marriage that women should set upon as soon as possible into the relationship.
Originally posted by Wanda:
Saw this in the email.
[b]10 Differences between Love and Marriage
1. Love is holding hands in the street.
With no training: Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
with training: He holds your hand. You hold his wallet.
2. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
With No training: Marriage is a take home packet.
With training: he cooks.
3. Love is cuddling on a sofa.
with no training: Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
With training: No cuddling never mind. He makes the bed. or sofa after sleeping in it.
4. Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
With training: he wakes up early to send the kids to school. And make breakfast.
5. Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
with training: sleep early can, after full body massage cos of ur tiring day at work.
6. Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
with training: nevermind the road, as long as he fetches u after work/shopping/dinners with girlfriends regularly with no complaints.
7. Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
with training: he will lose his too. oh dear.
8. Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
sigh money is something husband training can't really remedy. sorry.
9. Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
with training: he holds the control. u give the orders what channel u wanna wATCH
10. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
with training: No, u havent enough so he gives you the rest of the food. waahahahaha.
Conclusion: " Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"[/b]
Hmm . Husband brainwashing. -
like teaching a dog where to poo and how to 'shake hand'
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omg you wanna a dog husband?Originally posted by the_don: like teaching a dog where to poo and how to 'shake hand' -
Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:Husband training will help in establishing correct boundaries and markers. It is an integral part of marriage that women should set upon as soon as possible into the relationship.
Hmm . Husband brainwashing. -
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EXACTLY! Which was why I had advocated cohabitation in a thread somewhere many moons ago. Cohabitation - for greater happiness, better protection of assets and a longer life!Originally posted by Ferret:then liddat whats the pt of getting married ?
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Marriage is no longer necessary nor relevant......... -
don't worry AVOriginally posted by av98m:
it is painless
and u will feel very very very happy
when u treat ur wife well like this
*nodnod wisely*
v..e..r..y... v...e...r...y... h..a....p...p...y....
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Damn Mr Pinky Bear still not enough training!Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:Husband training will help in establishing correct boundaries and markers. It is an integral part of marriage that women should set upon as soon as possible into the relationship.
Hmm . Husband brainwashing.