Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 50th Edition

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:08

cats seem to like warm places to curl up in Laughing

i like cats Very Happy

jetta

29 Jul 07, 10:11

Originally posted by the Bear:
cats seem to like warm places to curl up in

i like cats

Me like dogs. Razz

sbst275

29 Jul 07, 10:11

Seriously many took the MRT..

Heard it could not cope with the demand ytd... Cos the freq was still at 5 - 6 mins

Wanda

29 Jul 07, 10:11

They've been described by a friend of mine as heat-seeking missiles. Laughing

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:15

George Bush and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an a donkey loomed in front of the car, the driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the jackass was struck and killed. Dubbya told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. He stayed in the car making phone calls to Cheney.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Dubbya?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me"!

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Dubbya.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm George Bush's driver and I've just killed the jackass.

ShrodingersCat

29 Jul 07, 10:18

*oops in the time i took to take the pic, and post it, suddenly realised thread was closed!*

i just gotta take a picture of my kitty sitting on my printer (her favourite toy) and staring at me over the top of my laptop screen after I typed abt her. they have a KNACK u know.

now she's just sleeping on my printer though.

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:19

*what is my human saying about me?*

Laughing

yesterday was Caturday Laughing

Wanda

29 Jul 07, 10:21

Oh, SC's cat is a tortoise-shell. Smile

ShrodingersCat

29 Jul 07, 10:23

heehee yeaahh... she's rusty looking.. but her belly is nice and pristine white and orange! I love to molest her Very Happy

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:23

awww.. so cute! Very Happy

wakes up to stare at the human for writing about it.. then goes back to sleep Laughing

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:28

but you have to walk the dog.. everyday Razz

and all kinds of things..

cats are lower maintenance.. and they're quiet Laughing

Originally posted by jetta:
Me like dogs.

Wanda

29 Jul 07, 10:29

Originally posted by the Bear:
but you have to walk the dog.. everyday

and all kinds of things..

cats are lower maintenance.. and they're quiet

I like dogs too...in fact, i like them way before i like cats, but the bear is right. Cats are easier for busy folks.

ShrodingersCat

29 Jul 07, 10:34

agree. I like dogs.. i used to not like cats AT ALL!

But ever since my first one, they just grow on you.

I like their personalities Very Happy

This one, her name is xiaoxiao, is a kooky silly greedy little girl who likes to keep people company all the time.

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:34

it's rainy as heck here in the west.. nice and dark and cool.. Smile

bluejuice

29 Jul 07, 10:35

Originally posted by the Bear:
it's rainy as heck here in the west.. nice and dark and cool..

raining??

over at the east side, very good weather leh.. just a bit of sun earlier and now its a little cloudy..

InnoHippo

29 Jul 07, 10:36

Originally posted by the Bear:
George Bush and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an a donkey loomed in front of the car, the driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the jackass was struck and killed. Dubbya told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. He stayed in the car making phone calls to Cheney.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Dubbya?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me"!

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Dubbya.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm George Bush's driver and I've just killed the jackass.

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:39

yah..

can't go on
everything i have is gone
stormy weather
since my gal and i ain't together
keeps raining all the time

Laughing

Originally posted by bluejuice:

raining??

over at the east side, very good weather leh.. just a bit of sun earlier and now its a little cloudy..

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:40

argh!! dying of hunger..

must.. endure...

i'm on a diet Twisted Evil

bluejuice

29 Jul 07, 10:43

Originally posted by the Bear:
argh!! dying of hunger..

must.. endure...

i'm on a diet

SEEfood diet??

Laughing

the Bear

29 Jul 07, 10:43

yeah..

still, must endure until about past 11 at least Razz

and it's too rainy to go get eats now Razz

bluejuice

29 Jul 07, 10:45

Originally posted by the Bear:
yeah..

still, must endure until about past 11 at least

and it's too rainy to go get eats now

the weather's so good at east side... Laughing

you din have b-fast?

InnoHippo

29 Jul 07, 10:47

Originally posted by the Bear:
argh!! dying of hunger..

must.. endure...

i'm on a diet

why are u on diet?

ur figure is already so good Embarassed

Wanda

29 Jul 07, 10:49

Breakfast in tummy already.. *burp* Embarassed

Wanda

29 Jul 07, 10:50

Originally posted by InnoHippo:
why are u on diet?

ur figure is already so good

A hippo appreciating a bear's figure. That figures! Wahahaha!

Laughing

Fatum

29 Jul 07, 10:52

dearling flew my aeroplane ......

a gf's going home to indo and they are doing that girl's thing .... Neutral