Dear Irritating Neighbour,
Would you please be more considerate and STOP stamping the ground or drilling the wall? You've been drilling since the day u moved in a year ago

and yes, please kindly stop exerting yourself in the bedroom by bonking the floor

one day should my bedroom's ceiling crack i'll not hesitate to screw you back

and please do not throw fried beehoon, rice in dark soya sauce rice or titbit wrappers and other stuffs down the floor ; i know you've been eating beehoon and dark soy sauce rice and please don't show off to me by throwing down the floor ; i'm in the least interest to know what you have been eating

Your Very Irritated Neighbour,
Phoebie