Top 10 Grossest Candies
-
Source: http://candyaddict.com/blog/top-10-grossest-candies/10-9-8/
Grossest Candy #10 - White Chocolate Maggots
Why are these so gross? I think itÂ’s because they are white and therefore actually look like maggots - and maggots are gross. Really gross. I get the willies just thinking about maggots and the rotting flesh/garbage/food they go along with. Plus, these are made of white chocolate, which is gross too.
Grossest Candy #9 - Hose Nose
This is a candy dispenser that looks like a nose that you strap to your face. It oozes candy slime and they encourage you to stick out your tongue and catch the drips from the nose. Some of the slogans: “It’snot what you think”, “candy slime filled”, “drippy”, and “catch it on your tongue”. Yes, snot is gross and this candy encourages you to eat candy snot.
Grossest Candy #8 - Sour Flush Candy
The candy in this is nothing special - itÂ’s powdered candy (like Pixy Stix) and a lollipop. ItÂ’s all about the presentation though. The powdered candy comes in a realistic plastic toilet and the lollipop is flat on the end so it looks like a toilet plunger. Lick the plunger then dip it into the toilet to get some candy on it. Yum!
Grossest Candy #7 - Harry Potter Cockroach Clusters
At #10, we had white chocolate maggots. Here at #7 we have cockroaches (and this isnÂ’t the last bug weÂ’ll see on the countdown). These are Harry Potter Cockroach Clusters. Each Cockroach has a juicy gummy underbelly and is covered with a crunchy candy shell that has candy cockroach wings! Each cockroach is about 2 inches in length and 1 inch wide, so theyÂ’re also a great candy to use to scare your friends -
Grossest Candy #6 - Fear Factor Candy
used to watch Fear factor all the time and the best (worst?) part was watching them try and eat those gross things. Now, you can have all the fun of the Fear Factor eating contests at home with Fear Factor Candy. There are a ton of them too. Some of the grossest:
- Fear Factor Lollipops (seen above): Chicken Foot (lemon flavored), PigÂ’s Snout (bubblegum flavored), SheepÂ’s Eye (black cherry flavored), and CowÂ’s Heart (spicy cinnamon flavored)
- Fear Factor Gummy Frog Legs: Gummy sour apple frog legs that come with crunchy candy bones and gooey red dipping sauce
- Fear Factor Slimy Gummy Octopus: This super sweet slimy gummy octopus is swimming in sour ooze. The head of the octopus is lemon and the tentacles are blueberry
- Fear Factor Gooey Globs: Liquid-filled gummy balls in 2 incredibly creepy designs: Sheep Eyeballs (Mango) and Coagulated Blood Balls (Cherry)
-Fear Factor Cockroach Bites: Cola-flavored gummy roaches with crunchy icing shells - packed in sets of two
Grossest Candy #5 - Poop Candy
Poop is gross. Just ask anyone who has had to change a baby’s diaper. Once you’ve done that, you’ll never look at poop in the same way. Above, you see a prime example of poop candy - the Chocka-Ca-Ca diaper. The diaper comes in blue, pink, or yellow, but each one comes with a luscious chocolate “turdle” inside. Yum!
Other examples of poop candy include the pooping candy dispensers that are so popular around holidays. Moose, chickens, deer, cows, pigs, kitties, snowmen, penguins, easter bunnies, and even Santa himself can be had in pooping candy dispenser form. None of those tops the Chocka-Ca-Ca though. -
Grossest Candy #4 - Bertie BottÂ’s Every Flavor Beans
Anyone who wonders how these Harry Potter jellybeans could make our Top 10 Grossest Candy list has not tried these. They are disgusting. I reviewed them a while back and it still brings back bad memories for me. The flavors: Bacon, Black Pepper, Booger, Dirt, Earthworm, Ear Wax, Grass, Rotten Egg, Soap, and Vomit. Some of them arenÂ’t too bad, like Black Pepper. Some of them are horrible: Earthworm, Rotten Egg, Earwax, and Vomit.
David and I actually both voted these to be #1 on the list but Victoria listed these much lower - if she had ever tried them I bet these would have taken the top spot. Try them and youÂ’ll see that they deserve a spot on anyoneÂ’s Top 10 Grossest Candy list.
Grossest Candy #3 - Ear Wax Candy
Yes, ear wax candy. It’s a plastic ear filled with a fruity jelly-like candy that resembles ear wax. It even comes with a plastic “swab” to use to dig out the candy. I don’t know why they chose to make the ears pink though - if you’re going gross, you should go all out - they definitely should have made the ears flesh-colored.
Grossest Candy #2 - Candy With Real Bugs
I remember getting a lollipop once as a promo item at a (non-candy) convention and it had a worm inside (it was supposed to). I never tried it. I let it sit for ages until I finally just threw it away. I couldnÂ’t bring myself to try it. You know a candy has to be gross for me not to even try it.
There is an amazing amount of candy with real bugs in it. Hotlix is probably the most well-known maker of candied bugs but you can find them made by lots of companies. You can get tequila lollipops with a worm inside, Cricket Lick-Its lollipops with a real cricket inside, lollipops with a real scorpion inside (yeah, I know a scorpion isnÂ’t a bug), Ant Candy which has real ants and looks like a miniature ant farm, and of course, you can get all manner of bugs covered in chocolate. No matter what kind of candy and no matter what kind of bugs, candy with real bugs in it is gross. (Look for a full review of Hotlix candies coming soon). -
Grossest Candy #1 - Lick Your Wounds Candy Scabs
I first found the Candy Scabs a few weeks ago and knew I had stumbled onto a candy that is really and truly gross. They come on an adhesive bandage replica that sticks to skin and encloses a candy ‘scab’ for licking so you can keep some candy on you (hidden) for licking any time. I predict they will be a huge hit with kids across the country (and parents and adults will despise their very existence). I know I will be picking up a box, even if they are gross.
UPDATE: Here is our Candy Scabs review
http://candyaddict.com/blog/2006/08/29/candy-review-lick-your-wounds-candy-scabs/ -
i'd eat all of them
but that doesn't come as a surprise to most actually -
some of the pix no show.......
-
....i will never look at jelly beans the same way again...
-
Originally posted by elindra:
this one looks cute....
[b]Grossest Candy #1 - Lick Your Wounds Candy Scabs
I first found the Candy Scabs a few weeks ago and knew I had stumbled onto a candy that is really and truly gross. They come on an adhesive bandage replica that sticks to skin and encloses a candy ‘scab’ for licking so you can keep some candy on you (hidden) for licking any time. I predict they will be a huge hit with kids across the country (and parents and adults will despise their very existence). I know I will be picking up a box, even if they are gross.
UPDATE: Here is our Candy Scabs review
http://candyaddict.com/blog/2006/08/29/candy-review-lick-your-wounds-candy-scabs/[/b]
-
i wanted my aunt to buy those Hairy Pothead ones when she went to visit my cousin.. but she, being totally blur, came back with other beans, and not even the jelly belly onesOriginally posted by Ferret:....i will never look at jelly beans the same way again...
-
They all display correctly to meOriginally posted by FireIce:some of the pix no show.......
Which ones can't be seen? -
I will eat all of them but the one I think that is most freaky is the ear wax one
-
The nose 1 seems real cool but 2 noses ??
I like the wound de ^^ -
one of the candy shop at vivo sells the harry potter jelly beans leh....
it's at level 1, but i can't remember the shop name thou... -
I like the roach candy
Nice candy to give -
i think it's Cocoa Trees...
Candy Empire sells a different version of the jellybeansOriginally posted by coolger03:one of the candy shop at vivo sells the harry potter jelly beans leh....
it's at level 1, but i can't remember the shop name thou... -
the "Grossest Candy #2 - Candy With Real Bugs "
is real bug inside or the bug is just made out of food also? -
It's a real bug insideOriginally posted by popikachu:the "Grossest Candy #2 - Candy With Real Bugs "
is real bug inside or the bug is just made out of food also?
I have eatten one with a tequila worm before
The worm taste better than the candy -
ee then thats real gross...Originally posted by elindra:It's a real bug inside
I have eatten one with a tequila worm before
The worm taste better than the candy -
First terrifying food, now grossest candy.....
piangs... did someone had an overdose of good food and now suffering from guilty conscience?? hahahahaha -
nope.. i'd eat these..
and the gross food.. except for the lutefisk, i think i'd eat them too
Originally posted by KittynMeow:First terrifying food, now grossest candy.....
piangs... did someone had an overdose of good food and now suffering from guilty conscience?? hahahahaha -
You're a bear..... there's no question about it... hahahahahahaOriginally posted by the Bear:nope.. i'd eat these..
and the gross food.. except for the lutefisk, i think i'd eat them too -
I'll eat all these candy
-
not all bears... i have my limitsOriginally posted by KittynMeow:You're a bear..... there's no question about it... hahahahahaha -
ok I'll admit I'm a total coward when it comes to "alternative" foodstuffs like these....
hahahahaha -
there was a history ch docu on candy making and they featured on the process of making those bugs in candies and those flavour beans...
u have to cook those bugs in wine first before they can be made into candy to get rid of the parasites and all those...