Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 63rd Edition
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i keep receiving these damn calls with unknown caller ids from this PRC lady
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must be your number you gave to the PRC ladies in gaylang?
Originally posted by laurence82:i keep receiving these damn calls with unknown caller ids from this PRC lady -
Originally posted by sbst275:Anyway, one of Muddy's staff on ST Life today
*Takes a look* -
Anyway
Today's Chew On It is on Lead Paint
But can't this, pencil lead gotta be discarded in the cartoon cos it's made of lead 
... For goodness sake, it's graphite -
no i never didOriginally posted by the Bear:must be your number you gave to the PRC ladies in gaylang?
and boy, geylang seems more crowded than ever
they are like lining up the road, uniformly, one two metres away from one another -
it's called 'artistic license' and his humour has always been heavy into the absurd side...
he's a funny fella..
Originally posted by sbst275:Anyway
Today's Chew On It is on Lead Paint
But can't this, pencil lead gotta be discarded in the cartoon cos it's made of lead ... For goodness sake, it's graphite -
It's on the food sectionOriginally posted by Kuali Baba: *Takes a look*
If can remember it's the final odd numbered page -
well obviously they like a girl who gives them honey and doesn't ask for returnsOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:My take is...
many of these guys the moment they meet a girl who is REALLY having sex with them for the fun of it and REALLY don't want commitment
end up thinking they like the girl and have grown emotionally attached to her
heheh.
Kinda like the show Alfie.
i forgot to add the girl gotta be chio. -
I have a bottle of chinchalok ... squirted it over my fried rice yesterday ....Originally posted by Kuali Baba:Mmm...cincalok.
Some neighbour's turned up the karaoke set.
it turned the whole plate of food to crap and I had to throw the whole plate away ... -
Super funny huhOriginally posted by sbst275:The UN thread I think it's becoming a comedy
Anyway, one of Muddy's staff on ST Life today
And they took offense that I voted it the funniest topic of the year -
OkOriginally posted by the Bear:it's called 'artistic license' and his humour has always been heavy into the absurd side...
he's a funny fella..
But I was laughing on the parents throwing the kids toys cos it's w/ lead paint -
uhh.. you know how to use the stuff?
you're supposed to take it out, squeeze out the liquid, then add vinegar, shallots and chilli.. lime optional..
then it's edible!Originally posted by Fatum:I have a bottle of chinchalok ... squirted it over my fried rice yesterday ....
it turned the whole plate of food to crap and I had to throw the whole plate away ... -
err apparently loads of scamsOriginally posted by laurence82:i keep receiving these damn calls with unknown caller ids from this PRC lady
i received one the other day.. err that said she was calling from Singaproe High Court
But she got so pissed off with my bad chinese she gave up and slammed the phone on me
My chinese isn't that bad really! But the chinese word for 'automated caller" got me stuck, and suddenly I couldn't speak anymore cos my mind kept processing it as "ji qi ren" - robot man. -
It would be better if you used a little to flavor yr rice while fryingOriginally posted by Fatum:I have a bottle of chinchalok ... squirted it over my fried rice yesterday ....
it turned the whole plate of food to crap and I had to throw the whole plate away ...
It won't work as a sauce -
La la la-la la la,
Sing a happy song.
La la la-la la la,
Smurf your whole day long.
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High Court...and speaks Chinese?Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:err apparently loads of scams
i received one the other day.. err that said she was calling from Singaproe High Court
But she got so pissed off with my bad chinese she gave up and slammed the phone on me
My chinese isn't that bad really! But the chinese word for 'automated caller" got me stuck, and suddenly I couldn't speak anymore cos my mind kept processing it as "ji qi ren" - robot man.
She must be an amateur -
Yeah I got one the other day too on some survey thingyOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:err apparently loads of scams
i received one the other day.. err that said she was calling from Singaproe High Court
But she got so pissed off with my bad chinese she gave up and slammed the phone on me
My chinese isn't that bad really! But the chinese word for 'automated caller" got me stuck, and suddenly I couldn't speak anymore cos my mind kept processing it as "ji qi ren" - robot man.
I told her I am busy and have no time for her
She wanted my name and stuff and I just say Ms Lim
In the end I slammed the phone down on her
Anyway the HIgh Court Scam is posted on this forum along with a link to the police link of this scam -
thing is, they still do not understand what sovereignty means.. and that it is the most important thing a country possesses in its name..
yet for a $5 ERP, they'd throw it all away
must ask mousy how much their ERP in melbourne is...Originally posted by elindra:Super funny huh
And they took offense that I voted it the funniest topic of the year -
But all very similar one, all want $$ or acc noOriginally posted by elindra:Yeah I got one the other day too on some survey thingy
I told her I am busy and have no time for her
She wanted my name and stuff and I just say Ms Lim
In the end I slammed the phone down on her
Anyway the HIgh Court Scam is posted on this forum along with a link to the police link of this scam
I dunno wat tactic they coming next -
$5 ERP is from tml ar and no one at SC kpkb...Originally posted by the Bear:thing is, they still do not understand what sovereignty means.. and that it is the most important thing a country possesses in its name..
yet for a $5 ERP, they'd throw it all away
must ask mousy how much their ERP in melbourne is...
I think they've been brainwashed by CSJ -
ya i realised tt later... it was funny cos I got the call while at my parents' place and they were in UKOriginally posted by elindra:Yeah I got one the other day too on some survey thingy
I told her I am busy and have no time for her
She wanted my name and stuff and I just say Ms Lim
In the end I slammed the phone down on her
Anyway the HIgh Court Scam is posted on this forum along with a link to the police link of this scam
i was worried my parents were on the run.
HUR HUR. -
You know no one has our house number
We have it just for the internet.
But we always have these calls from ppl taking surveys and selling stuff
I wun pick up the phone
BUt MPB LOVES answering these calls coz he takes them for fun
Just the other day he answered it pretending he dun really understand English and was fooling around till the guy put down the phone
I was like 'Don't you have ANYTHING better to do?' -
nope.. they were playing the female role in CSJ sodomising them.. now they have an emotional attachment to him
Originally posted by sbst275:$5 ERP is from tml ar and no one at SC kpkb...
I think they've been brainwashed by CSJ -
It's 5 quid in London, but you know how their arguments go...
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i guess to them they don't care since they are not in power and feel they have no say in the country anywayOriginally posted by the Bear:thing is, they still do not understand what sovereignty means.. and that it is the most important thing a country possesses in its name..
yet for a $5 ERP, they'd throw it all away
must ask mousy how much their ERP in melbourne is...