" Sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are."
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
"If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't care nothing matters so you are never upset."
" I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. "
"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV."
"Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?"
"I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?"
"Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point of learning about integers?"
All by Calvin and Hobbes