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Mergers.

• jetta

  23 Feb 08, 02:46

   

  Investment tips for 2008
  
  
  For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
  
  Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
  
  1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
  Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
  
  2. PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
  Poly, Warner Cracker.
  
  3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
  MMMGood.
  
  4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
  ZipAudiDoDa .
  
  5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
  FedUP.
  
  6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
  Fairwell Honeychild.
  
  7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
  PouponPants.
  
  8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
  Knott NOW!
  
  And finally...
  
  9. Victoria 'S Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
  TittyTittyBangBang
  
  

• Meia Gisborn

  23 Feb 08, 03:37

  Darn, and I clicked on this thread hoping for some real investment advice... 

   

   

• pigsticker

  23 Feb 08, 03:40

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  Darn, and I clicked on this thread hoping for some real investment advice... 

   

   

  lol

• seotiblizzard

  23 Feb 08, 03:52

  

• ^tamago^

  23 Feb 08, 04:34

  

• Rhonda

  23 Feb 08, 08:38

  

• motoway

  24 Feb 08, 02:57

  Aiyoh i still believe it's true until Knott now.

  Hai..

• laurence82

  24 Feb 08, 03:04

  alamak

  sue jettie for lousy news!!!

• Phoebie

  24 Feb 08, 04:21

  

• jetta

  24 Feb 08, 16:19

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  alamak

  sue jettie for lousy news!!!

  Neh neny neh neh.

• Pitot

  24 Feb 08, 16:22

  Delta and Northwest, Continental and UA. watch for the news... may or may not.

• Meia Gisborn

  24 Feb 08, 23:23

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  Delta and Northwest, Continental and UA. watch for the news... may or may not.

  The merger between Delta and Northwest is all but a done deal. The only outstanding issue is the establishment of a combined seniority list that is acceptable to the pilots unions of both airlines. And even that is not a showstopper.