Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 75th Edition

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 07:57

  Goodness

  That Goldhill Estate kena lots of police presence

• the Bear

  28 Feb 08, 08:00

  extreme stupidity, fear and loathing in the office...

  a terrorist walks out of the high security detention facility manned by secret agents..

  there is going to be a witch hunt..

  there is a suspicion that there wasn't enough manpower and that resulted in lapses..

  the cause of this will probably not be touched at all..

  a lot of kar kia will probably end up sodomised by their superiors in their pathological need to cover their own asses with someone else's ass...

  all this while, some wannabe goat-rapist terrorist is wandering around..

  i hope he is caught soon.. and that the repercussions hit those who are responsible...

• Meia Gisborn

  28 Feb 08, 08:10

  "It's an honest mistake. Let's move on."

  

• the Bear

  28 Feb 08, 08:11

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  "It's an honest mistake. Let's move on."

  

  
  let's move on to the crater that the terrorist just made..

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 08:14

  Sighz..

  That place is near to Newton, Goldhill Est, Toa Payoh New Town

• the Bear

  28 Feb 08, 08:16

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  Sighz..

  That place is near to Newton, Goldhill Est, Toa Payoh New Town

  
  who lives there?

  the Minister of Hobbit Affairs aka the Dwarf Puny Minister?

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 08:18

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  who lives there?

  the Minister of Hobbit Affairs aka the Dwarf Puny Minister?

  
  No idea

  Now MediaCorp comes into my mind... Oh no if he could get into and disrupt the transmission

• bluejuice

  28 Feb 08, 08:21

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  Sighz..

  That place is near to Newton, Goldhill Est, Toa Payoh New Town

  goodness, the fellow better don't come to orchard...

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 08:22

  Originally posted by bluejuice:

  goodness, the fellow better don't come to orchard...

  
  Seriously he's limped

  Actually near that detention centre, there's 1 bus stop along the PIE

• Meia Gisborn

  28 Feb 08, 08:25

  Looks like SG has another type of FT to contend with: the Freed Terrorist.

  (Given SG's small size, it's only a matter of time before he's caught. Assuming, of course, he hasn't fled the island already.)

• Rhonda

  28 Feb 08, 08:25

  Har?  What's happening?!  *quickly heads to a news website...

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 08:25

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  Looks like SG has another type of FT to contend with: the Freed Terrorist.

  (Given SG's small size, it's only a matter of time before he's caught. Assuming, of course, he hasn't fled the island already.)

  
  Wun be surpised SAF would be called in

• the Bear

  28 Feb 08, 08:27

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Har?  What's happening?!  *quickly heads to a news website...

  
  Singapore JI Head Honcho limps out of the secret agents' maximum security detention facility...

  Dwarf Puny Mini-star flails around helplessly looking for others to cover his arse..

  if the Mini-star of Hobbit Affairs steps down, no one will know because he's already so short..

  fear and loathing in Singapore...

• Rhonda

  28 Feb 08, 08:28

  Oh my gosh!  How could this have happened?!    This is a matter of international embarrassment! 

• the Bear

  28 Feb 08, 08:30

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Oh my gosh!  How could this have happened?!    This is a matter of international embarrassment! 

  
  like i said, the Dwarf-Hobbit hybrid Mini-star probably got hoodwinked by a bunch of con-men-sultants and went on a manpower-cutting spree causing lapses which are covered up by brown-nosing head honchos and senior management..

• bluejuice

  28 Feb 08, 08:31

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  like i said, the Dwarf-Hobbit hybrid Mini-star probably got hoodwinked by a bunch of con-men-sultants and went on a manpower-cutting spree causing lapses which are covered up by brown-nosing head honchos and senior management..

  are they tightening the security at the border areas?

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 08:31

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  like i said, the Dwarf-Hobbit hybrid Mini-star probably got hoodwinked by a bunch of con-men-sultants and went on a manpower-cutting spree causing lapses which are covered up by brown-nosing head honchos and senior management..

  
  Alrdy last time tat checkpoint jam alrdy knew abt staff shortage

  build a big checkpoint @ Tuas yet at peak session only 1 block is open

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 08:32

  Originally posted by bluejuice:

  are they tightening the security at the border areas?

  
  Ytd evening Woodlands massive jam, spilled into Woodlands New Town

• Rhonda

  28 Feb 08, 08:33

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  Singapore JI Head Honcho limps out of the secret agents' maximum security detention facility...

  Dwarf Puny Mini-star flails around helplessly looking for others to cover his arse..

  if the Mini-star of Hobbit Affairs steps down, no one will know because he's already so short..

  fear and loathing in Singapore...

    I'm just wondering how in the world could he have escaped!!  Moreover,  he limps, so easy to spot, even at a distance!!  Heads will roll for this one! 

   

• Rhonda

  28 Feb 08, 08:34

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  like i said, the Dwarf-Hobbit hybrid Mini-star probably got hoodwinked by a bunch of con-men-sultants and went on a manpower-cutting spree causing lapses which are covered up by brown-nosing head honchos and senior management..

  I hope this will teach them a much-needed lesson that if you want things done right, you can't just keep on cutting down on manpower! 

• sbst275

  28 Feb 08, 08:37

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  I hope this will teach them a much-needed lesson that if you want things done right, you can't just keep on cutting down on manpower! 

  
  it might not even happen

  either 'isolated' incident or the poor kar kia kena more

• the Bear

  28 Feb 08, 08:37

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  I hope this will teach them a much-needed lesson that if you want things done right, you can't just keep on cutting down on manpower! 

  
  it is just speculation..

  but i'm thinking it was a bad lapse..

  anyway, the dwarf-hobbit hybrid will survive this.. ministerial accountability doesn't exist here..

• Rhonda

  28 Feb 08, 08:38

  Sigh... this blows a huge dent in Singapore's safety. 

• Meia Gisborn

  28 Feb 08, 08:40

  Didn't the government mention recently that they would spare no effort in "hunting down" the right people to be the next generation of leaders for Singapore? I hope they don't confuse that hunt with the current one for the JI fugitive, and accidentally end up appointing Mas Selamat Kastari as the next PM... 

• Rhonda

  28 Feb 08, 08:45

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  Didn't the government mention recently that they would spare no effort in "hunting down" the right people to be the next generation of leaders for Singapore? I hope they don't confuse that hunt with the current one for the JI fugitive, and accidentally end up appointing Mas Selamat Kastari as the next PM... 

  Eh... are you on hallucinogenic agents tonight? 

  Hehehe!