Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part LIII
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OMG... 56 man fell trap into the sex drug... some slipped into coma
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my piles are acting up on me again ...
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ARGH!! TMI!! TMI!!
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it hurts ...
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you deserve it
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AIEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TMI TMI TMI!!!!
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*whine ......
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Originally posted by Fatum:
*whine ......
See lah... your bowel movements were even enough to flush av out of hiding!
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fatum, why dun u go see a doc and get it treated...
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Originally posted by fudgester:
See lah... your bowel movements were even enough to flush av out of hiding!
he comes in and he sees fatum and his piles
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I got chastised via sms as well ...
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ahahahahaha!
oh.. reminds me of that episodes of Crayon Shinchan when Harry got piles.. and the lady doctor "molested" Shinchan
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I got to eat fruits tomorrow ....
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Originally posted by the Bear:
he comes in and he sees fatum and his piles
Hmm.... maybe we can flush out Mas Selamat using the same principle....
*me takes out the bottle of prune juice*
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prune juice is good
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prune juice = stomach grenade ! ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
prune juice = stomach grenade ! ...
forget the juice.. go get a tube of Preparation H
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Who drinks Tonic water?
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Originally posted by sbst275:
Who drinks Tonic water?
only with Citrus Vodka or Cointreau
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Mood now: depressed.
Mood yesterday: hilarious.
It was funny yesterday.....cos when my ah sir was chatting with a newbie officer last night. I sort of knew that he is working full time with the prisons. Then further questioning from ah sir and tells of him being a ASP.
Then something just clicked in my brain because his name is Simon.....
2-3 years ago. a fellow volunteerr wanted to borrow my aviation DVDs, and I jokingly asked him for a trade. He is to offer to me a single available guy in exchange of the DVDs.
Well, he did, and I did hand him the DVDs. He traded in his friend....a ASP of the Prisons by the name of Simon. I met them at the Stadium Macs and frankly didnt pay that much attention to Simon. Much later(just last year).....that officer and i chatted and he suggestted that Simon is not interested in females.....
And he is now arck!!!! My fellow Volunteer collegue!
Simon confirmed that he met me, and we didnt really continue the conversation after that because he was chatting with my ah sir about that Mas Selamat issue. I think I will withold that discussion about Simon being errrrr gay later....
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dearling wants me to go for a colonoscopy ... but I told her my ass is still virgin and I intend to keep it that way ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
dearling wants me to go for a colonoscopy ... but I told her my ass is still virgin and I intend to keep it that way ....
Your posts on shoutbox hardly suggests so.
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Like always, I think some officers see thru tinted glasses, just like what I did.
I still think I look thru tinted glasses, and I still argue like he does whenever I could.
But seriosly......I am depressing....
Arggh.....I wanna go eat katong laksa. Maybe I will at 10pm.
This internet cafe's keyboard sucks.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
only with Citrus Vodka or Cointreau
I wonder abt the taste of drinking it on its own -
Originally posted by Fatum:
dearling wants me to go for a colonoscopy ... but I told her my ass is still virgin and I intend to keep it that way ....
Dont mess with cancer.I still have not gotten over mine. And my depression is now linked with it.