I was sent to the prinicpal's office because....

• caleb_chiang

  2 Apr 08, 21:21

  I think only once... when I was in sec 3... prinicipal ask me and another school mate to wait then he carry on his own things... after 5 mins, buay tahan... then both of us go back class and carry on our own things only to be called back down and kenna suspension for going back to class...

  WTF!!!

  If he want to talk to us, should just talk, instead of going about his business and make us wait like fool... and what's wrong of returning to class?

• hao_hao

  2 Apr 08, 21:32

  Originally posted by xavier1979:

  I bent staple bullets into spikelets and placed them on the teacher's chair.

  Too bad I wasn't heartless enough - I actually chalked the chair to warn the teacher about it.

  wah staple bullets ....

   

  in sec 3 i did this before too(with help from my class mates) we applied KY on the chair n put some small spikelets ... we din warn the teacher n he sat on it .. but he cant feel a thing ...

   

  but it sure looked funny when he turne dhis back to write on blackboard .. cos his pants behind got a patch of the KY ..

• udontknowme

  2 Apr 08, 21:39

  oh...this reminds me...:oops: primary 6. we didnt like our chinese teacher. so some pple put one those 'bomb' things under the teacher's chair so that when she sat on it, it would expode. errr.....thing was, the form teacher ended up coming to class instead of the chinese teacher that day. whole class for fucked =\ and in sec 2 god knows what happened but my class was made to clean our desks because we all carved/wrote/drew/coloured on it. please, plain blue desks and fucking boring ok. but the school principal or whoever came up with the idea must have been really brainless. they gave us sandpaper to sandpaper the desks clean/smooth. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. fucking big joke i tell you!!!!!!! because the more we sanded, the worse the tables looked. HA HA HAAA. in the end, the tables that were sanded had to be changed. so for a while, my class had the best looking tables. HIAK~

• 16/f/lonely

  5 Apr 08, 12:18

  Reminds of this time I told my friend in sec 3: Bala you faggot! I'll slap your dick!

  And my English teacher who was in front promptly said: You want me slap yours?

  

• SingaporeMacross

  5 Apr 08, 12:40

  Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:

  Reminds of this time I told my friend in sec 3: Bala you faggot! I'll slap your dick!

  And my English teacher who was in front promptly said: You want me slap yours?

  

  
  I went to a mission school. Heard one story from my friend.

  This Brother was teaching chemistry and there was this ah beng talking in class. The Brother asked him to get out of class.

  Brother: Eh you, get out of class! Stop disrupting my lesson!

  Ah Beng: Balls lah!

  Brother: Yeah, yeah, mine are bigger than yours. Now get out!!!!

  Ah Beng had to suck thumb and get out. Hahaha.

• fudgester

  5 Apr 08, 12:40

  Once..... when I was in Primary 4... sent to the principal's office thanks to some dumbass teacher who thinks that he's the greatest thing around....

  The teacher was late for class.... then he suddenly stepped in. I was in the midst of taking out some things out of my backpack, and so I stood up a little later than the rest of my classmates.

  Just because of that.... the teacher flew into a flying rage and screamed his lungs out at me. He yelled at my class: 'HAS THIS BOY ALWAYS BEEN THIS NAUGHTY TO THE OTHER TEACHERS?!?!'

  My classmates meekly told him in unison: 'No.'

  Teacher: 'SO HE DARES TO DEFY ONLY ME!!!! YOU! COME WITH ME TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!!!!'

  I didn't just go with him.... he rudely grabbed my arm and dragged me all the way there... I was crying all the way.... Kaoz.... all this because I was a little late to stand up to greet him because I was taking things out of my bag.

  Luckily when I met the principal, he was nice enough to hear me out. He told me that he'd let me off since it was a simple misunderstanding on the part of the teacher.

  To the teacher..... if you're reading this: FARK YOU.

• ghast.

  6 Apr 08, 00:28

  childish teacher u've gt there. LOL

• lovegoddes

  6 Apr 08, 01:36

  we got busted for doing weed on the roof because some dude was so piss drunk that he puked down 4 floors.

• Rhonda

  6 Apr 08, 10:21

  Some of the posts here are so funny, I couldn't help but LOL!    Wah... a few of  you quite pai kia one hor? 

• 16/f/lonely

  6 Apr 08, 10:23

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Some of the posts here are so funny, I couldn't help but LOL!    Wah... a few of  you quite pai kia one hor? 

  
  You sibei guai right?