Dogs vs Cats
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Dog Vs. Cat
Dog Diary...
8:00 am - Dog Food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am- A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the part! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!Cat Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow--but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously "challenged".
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now...
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Really fun read jetta and I love both dogs and cats!
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the cat sounds like a POW
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see ! see ! ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
see ! see ! ....
= = = = I like pets with devil-like personalities
They are more fun to keep seriously
Even my fishes have personalities
Speaking of which I need to buy more live shrimps. The greedy fire eel have been eating lots.... maybe if he gets big enough can BBQ him to eat >.<"
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actually, the dog is a retard while the cat realises the gravity of the situation...
fatum likes retards for pets
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Originally posted by the Bear:
actually, the dog is a retard while the cat realises the gravity of the situation...
fatum likes retards for pets
Actually not all dogs are retardsLike my Japanese Spitz, he was a dog with the personality of a cat -_-"
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hahahaha
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I was reading this blog ... http://constihill.wordpress.com/category/cats-are-evil/
it was funny at first ..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii
then it becomes frightening .... http://www.scienceblogs.com/loom/2006/08/01/a_nation_of_cowards_blame_the.php
you all have been brainwashed ! .....
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if there's some guy who writes a dairy like the cat's one, i'd happily marry him.
hahahahahhahhaaa.....
if there's some guy who writes a dairy like the dog's one, but is rich AND OLD, and half-dead. i'd marry him. feed him shit and poison every day and hope he dies faster.
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Originally posted by elindra:
Actually not all dogs are retardsLike my Japanese Spitz, he was a dog with the personality of a cat -_-"
My 9 pound Maltese thinks he's a pitbull. Haiz.
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mine think he's a cat too... fav pasttime includes licking his paws and "washing" his face >.<
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its a catdog.
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Originally posted by tare:
mine think he's a cat too... fav pasttime includes licking his paws and "washing" his face >.<
Wah, biangz! Dogs can be so hiao one as well?
You seldom hear of dogs grooming themselves so meticulously!