Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 82nd Edition
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Actually, elindra's living room couch is extremely comfortable! MPB won't be suffering much on that luxury couch!
No need sleep on couch laWe have a sofa bed now :P
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Originally posted by elindra:
I told MPB if we have kids, he have to teach our kids MandarinHe was like @@ Dun wan la
I said good ma. Refresher course for him
Good technique... keep on piling on the work that he MUST do when you have kids and maybe he'll stop bugging you so much! -
Originally posted by tare:
should be young and energetic enuff to babysit whahahahaah.... anw i told him my kid(s) MUST know chinese: able to read and write. if can write poetry better, if not still must understand tang poems etc but no need to memorize lah.... he went, "then dun want kids liao"... wahahhahaahahahaha
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Originally posted by elindra:
No need sleep on couch laWe have a sofa bed now :P
Izzit? In the other bedroom that used to be empty?
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Originally posted by elindra:
Ya la the muscles was relaxed afterBut when she just put really painful wor!!! My tears just flowed out coz it was that pain >.<"
The muscles feel damn sore if I touch it today but my leg is no longer painful when I bend my knee
i wonder if anyone feel so pain tat she punch the doc during delivery har? -
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Wah liao... you stress your kids pre-conception!
Acutally I think Tang Poem is very goodI want me kids to memorize them too if I have them
My Mandarin improved by leaps and bounds thanks to a sadistic Chinese Teacher I got who forced me to memorize Tang Poems
So har har har Pity my kids
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No the sofa bed is in the study
The empty spare room is now filled with our various luggages and MPB's RC plane and fishing equipment
I dun think u can reach the doctor lor. But I heard that when giving birth some women curse their husband or bite them
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Originally posted by elindra:
Acutally I think Tang Poem is very goodI want me kids to memorize them too if I have them
My Mandarin improved by leaps and bounds thanks to a sadistic Chinese Teacher I got who forced me to memorize Tang Poems
So har har har Pity my kids
OK, I feel sorry for the next generation because even they will show symptoms of pre-conception stress and become clinically depressed the minute they are born!
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I had a very amusing conversation with an Aussie colleague about how the high premium Asian families place on education and he agreed, saying, "Look around at the top schools in Australia! The top-ranking students are always Ying or Ching or Ting or Ping... all Asians!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
OK, I feel sorry for the next generation because even they will show symptoms of pre-conception stress and become clinically depressed the minute they are born!
I told MPB what I want for the kid if we have one and he wasGive them so much stress
I was like stress meh? Last time when I was young I had all those lessons too ma and I didn't think it was stressful
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Originally posted by elindra:
No the sofa bed is in the study
The empty spare room is now filled with our various luggages and MPB's RC plane and fishing equipment
I dun think u can reach the doctor lor. But I heard that when giving birth some women curse their husband or bite them
Yeah... I heard Italians and Greeks are most dramatic when giving birth.
Seriously, unless the husband sabotaged and made the wife pregnant against her desires, and the wife's bitter over it, starting a family is a decision made by the mom and the dad so, blame the dad for what?
I'm sure quite a few men out there would rather go through the pregnancy themselves than have to suffer the tantrums and emotional roller-coaster rides their pregnant wives subject them to. -
Originally posted by elindra:
I told MPB what I want for the kid if we have one and he wasGive them so much stress
I was like stress meh? Last time when I was young I had all those lessons too ma and I didn't think it was stressful
I think I love kids too much to have my own kids.
Knowing the perfectionist I CAN be, I'd rather not have kids because God bless my kid(s) if they end up being a bit dumb because you know how harsh I can be on myself when I have my dumb moments, much less on my kids. I think if I bear a child that happens to be dumber than average, it's best that I give him/her up for adoption because I don't think I can be a good, patient mother in that case. -
omfg why do I hear a crying screaming baby?
which fucker brought their brat to the office?
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Originally posted by elindra:
I told MPB if we have kids, he have to teach our kids MandarinHe was like @@ Dun wan la
I said good ma. Refresher course for him
u saying his chee-na is better than urs??!!
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Sigh... off to work on a public holiday!
But wheee... I've got four days off this week! Woohoo!!Bye, folks! Have a great week ahead!
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Originally posted by elindra:
Acutally I think Tang Poem is very goodI want me kids to memorize them too if I have them
My Mandarin improved by leaps and bounds thanks to a sadistic Chinese Teacher I got who forced me to memorize Tang Poems
So har har har Pity my kids
hanor hanor.... i cheena mah.. how can my kids not know their own roots?!! can u imagine next time angmoh speak better chinese than chinese themselves??!! it's so embarassing!!!! -
Originally posted by av98m:
omfg why do I hear a crying screaming baby?
which fucker brought their brat to the office?
ahahahahaha...that's for laughing at me when whackjobs bring their brats to the office
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Originally posted by elindra:
No the sofa bed is in the study
The empty spare room is now filled with our various luggages and MPB's RC plane and fishing equipment
I dun think u can reach the doctor lor. But I heard that when giving birth some women curse their husband or bite them
erm.... he sleep outside so much u have to get him a sofa bed??!!i'm sure my legs could reach the doc's face nicely....
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Originally posted by tare:
u saying his chee-na is better than urs??!!
NoHis spoken Mandarin is fine. Better than Bear I think :P
But his written sucks and he can't read chinese anymore except for really simple words
So I told him if he teach the kid, it's a refresher course for him
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Originally posted by tare:
erm.... he sleep outside so much u have to get him a sofa bed??!!i'm sure my legs could reach the doc's face nicely....
*coughs*
That sofa bed is for me when he locks me out of the bedroom from playing WoW too late
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Originally posted by elindra:
Acutally I think Tang Poem is very goodI want me kids to memorize them too if I have them
My Mandarin improved by leaps and bounds thanks to a sadistic Chinese Teacher I got who forced me to memorize Tang Poems
So har har har Pity my kids
i had one who forced us to sing them...
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Originally posted by elindra:
*coughs*That sofa bed is for me when he locks me out of the bedroom from playing WoW too late
too bad i can't do the same for
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Originally posted by tare:
too bad i can't do the same for
.... sat he played till 5am!!!! >.<
For me deadline is midnight if he is at homeNo more games past midnight or I sleep outside :(
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marriage is a disease
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
marriage is a disease
KNS la I'm not complaining though :PIt's hard to explain la