Originally posted by cassie:
i'm gonna faint! hey, hv u got yr flock yet?
Maybe we should each buy him one for his birthday! THEN he will have a huge orgy... oops, I meant, flock!
Originally posted by Rhonda:Maybe we should each buy him one for his birthday! THEN he will have a huge orgy... oops, I meant, flock!
n delivered every single one to his office...sheeps go in single file n he can re-arrange it however he wants (not sure if we'll want to stay for finale!). btw, when's his bday?
I'll be thinking of AV whenever shepherds are mentioned in a Christmas carol.
that dennis leary video has got me thinking.....where the heck can I buy just one breast implant and use it as a stress ball like he's doing in the video?
Originally posted by skeujin:ask kopi. mayb he can find u a cheap 2nd hand one during his trips to bkk…
hmmm....idea!!!
how to make sure the 2nd hand ones were not removed from dead bodies/murder victims though?
Originally posted by Kuali Baba:I'll be thinking of AV whenever shepherds are mentioned in a Christmas carol.
I don't think you'll be the Pastor's favourite this year!
Originally posted by Rhonda:I don't think you'll be the Pastor's favourite this year!
Mmm...all our lamb chops will be supplied or paid for by AV.
We'll get the lamb chops when the ewes give birth.
this had got to be the weirdest thread in recent memory
Originally posted by cassie:
i'm gonna faint! hey, hv u got yr flock yet?
How many horny fellas has AV bought so far? They're small and don't take up much space... he could get a farm-full of them. Or rather, buy a pair and start mating them...
Originally posted by Kuali Baba:Mmm...all our lamb chops will be supplied or paid for by AV.
Free lambchops and roasted lamb meat from AV courtesy of his flock!
I am going to buy a couple this weekend
Originally posted by cassie:Av can’t sacrifice the sheeps! Where else can he get flock orgy if everyone decides to have lamb chops for dinner??!!
He probably would love to have 4.3 million sheep, the population of singapore...
Originally posted by av98m:I am going to buy a couple this weekend
Don't go to the takashimaya one, the salespeople said that those Horny fellas aren't for sale, you gotta go to the outlets... as in Plaza Sing/IMM/Centrepoint etc.
AV, you gotta thank Kuali and me for positioning the sheep for you.
Originally posted by cassie:
n delivered every single one to his office...sheeps go in single file n he can re-arrange it however he wants (not sure if we'll want to stay for finale!). btw, when's his bday?
If I'm not wrong, in November. You guys can go save up to buy him one sheep... don't buy Av anything else. Everyone should just buy him those horny sheep. Deliver it to his office, the whole flock arriving at his desk, first thing in the morning and he probably wouldn't do any work for the rest of the year!
Originally posted by av98m:this had got to be the weirdest thread in recent memory
The earwax thread was weirder.
Originally posted by Angel Danger:
He probably would love to have 4.3 million sheep, the population of singapore...
Sounds like the old Anlene TV ad.
Originally posted by av98m:
hmmm....idea!!!how to make sure the 2nd hand ones were not removed from dead bodies/murder victims though?
well u get the real deal then instead of some silicon thingy!
Originally posted by Angel Danger:
If I'm not wrong, in November. You guys can go save up to buy him one sheep... don't buy Av anything else. Everyone should just buy him those horny sheep. Deliver it to his office, the whole flock arriving at his desk, first thing in the morning and he probably wouldn't do any work for the rest of the year!
u figure he wants anything else to go with the sheeps?
Originally posted by cassie:
well u get the real deal then instead of some silicon thingy!
I just want to use it as a stress ball/conversation piece!
AV wants to sue me for defamation when I call him a gentleman but it's ok to say that he likes to do it with horny sheeps
Originally posted by av98m:
I just want to use it as a stress ball/conversation piece!
then u definitely want the real one(s) tho' the sheeps frolicking all over your workstation will also up the ante.