Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 84th Edition
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Originally posted by elindra:
I'll bring you along with me
u cannot bring av...! he will eat up all your share of "candle and incense"...u are burdening yourself with a hungry ghost ...
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Originally posted by hisoka:
elindra’s pimples so symmetrical. like north south east west on the compass…..
runs
it's balance..........
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
u cannot bring av...! he will eat up all your share of "candle and incense"...u are burdening yourself with a hungry ghost ...
no lar, av won't go for those as long as he has his flock with him -
Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
u cannot bring av...! he will eat up all your share of "candle and incense"...u are burdening yourself with a hungry ghost ...
Lol and if you bring Av, he will bring his flock of horny sheep along, the shepherd has to take them everywhere he goes
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Originally posted by Angel Danger:
Lol and if you bring Av, he will bring his flock of horny sheep along, the shepherd has to take them everywhere he goes
Good ma I get a free supply of lamb chops -
Originally posted by elindra:
Good ma I get a free supply of lamb chops
Perhaps a lifetime supply if Av's sheep continue to give birth -
lazy to buy lunch today....slurp up a cup noodle Super sesame chicken...
hmm..not bad leh..
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Wah liao AV did you read Jean's BF standard??
http://jean.sg/2008/05/18/application-for-boyfriend/
1. Must not have a shadow of a previous relationship. This is more commonly known as a “rebound”. I had my fair share of it and it lasted less than 3 months. Broke my heart and I cried my hearts out.
2. Must not mind my past. Ya… everyone has skeletons in their closets (well, at least some) and sometimes, I just don’t wish to talk about it, so do try not to pry.
3. Must be financially stable. Doesn’t matter if you don’t own a house or a car; most importantly, you must not be owing banks by the tens of thousands because I am… actually, most university students are. Oh, this also means that you should have a stable job; and being an entrepreneur who is earning deficits every month does not count.
4. Must not think with your other head. It’s a known fact that guys have 2 heads - one on their neck and the other one on another longer neck which is not shown. I already have a lot of guys who try to get into my pants, but really, I am not interested. Please love me for what I am and not for free sex.
5. It would be nice if you have nice parents. While I may not be marrying your parents, but the truth is, I don’t want to develop a daughter-in-law-mother-in-law problem in the future. This is really scary; and oh, preferably not one to rush me into giving birth to grandchildren.
6. Preferably have similar interests with me. So, what are my interests? Well, you can look up my facebook profile - I have just updated it. In a nutshell, I’m into arts and drama, science and medicine, and I like to travel and backpack with lots of photography.
7. Love me. No, seriously, love me - not the way as in “I love you, so you must show me that you love me by making love (read: have lots of sex) with me. I once had lunch with a guy friend who had an interest with me and he had a drop too much during lunch (yes, lunch!). Imagine my shock when he told me that he wants to make love to me all day and night. Damn, why do I always get these kind of guys?
Lastly, the following need not apply:
1. Smokers
2. Tatooees
3. Gamblers
4. Car racers, car salesman, car distributors
5. Promiscuous people
6. Show-offs
7. Guys who accessorise themselves with different women for different occasions
8. Cabin crew
9. Young entrepreneurs
10. Probably a few others that I can’t remember yet
11. Poor guys (sorry, I am just being pragmatic)
What do I have to offer? I don’t know, but I am not obliged to.
So, if you think you have what it takes, do drop me a message using the contact form. If you think I should remain single, then leave me a comment here because this will add to my conviction (strong belief, not a court conviction - then again, if you didn’t get this, you probably can’t apply) that I should remain single. Some even told me that perhaps celibacy is God’s call for me. -
Originally posted by elindra:
Wah liao AV did you read Jean's BF standard??
http://jean.sg/2008/05/18/application-for-boyfriend/
1. Must not have a shadow of a previous relationship. This is more commonly known as a “rebound”. I had my fair share of it and it lasted less than 3 months. Broke my heart and I cried my hearts out.
2. Must not mind my past. Ya… everyone has skeletons in their closets (well, at least some) and sometimes, I just don’t wish to talk about it, so do try not to pry.
3. Must be financially stable. Doesn’t matter if you don’t own a house or a car; most importantly, you must not be owing banks by the tens of thousands because I am… actually, most university students are. Oh, this also means that you should have a stable job; and being an entrepreneur who is earning deficits every month does not count.
4. Must not think with your other head. It’s a known fact that guys have 2 heads - one on their neck and the other one on another longer neck which is not shown. I already have a lot of guys who try to get into my pants, but really, I am not interested. Please love me for what I am and not for free sex.
5. It would be nice if you have nice parents. While I may not be marrying your parents, but the truth is, I don’t want to develop a daughter-in-law-mother-in-law problem in the future. This is really scary; and oh, preferably not one to rush me into giving birth to grandchildren.
6. Preferably have similar interests with me. So, what are my interests? Well, you can look up my facebook profile - I have just updated it. In a nutshell, I’m into arts and drama, science and medicine, and I like to travel and backpack with lots of photography.
7. Love me. No, seriously, love me - not the way as in “I love you, so you must show me that you love me by making love (read: have lots of sex) with me. I once had lunch with a guy friend who had an interest with me and he had a drop too much during lunch (yes, lunch!). Imagine my shock when he told me that he wants to make love to me all day and night. Damn, why do I always get these kind of guys?
Lastly, the following need not apply:
1. Smokers
2. Tatooees
3. Gamblers
4. Car racers, car salesman, car distributors
5. Promiscuous people
6. Show-offs
7. Guys who accessorise themselves with different women for different occasions
8. Cabin crew
9. Young entrepreneurs
10. Probably a few others that I can’t remember yet
11. Poor guys (sorry, I am just being pragmatic)
What do I have to offer? I don’t know, but I am not obliged to.
So, if you think you have what it takes, do drop me a message using the contact form. If you think I should remain single, then leave me a comment here because this will add to my conviction (strong belief, not a court conviction - then again, if you didn’t get this, you probably can’t apply) that I should remain single. Some even told me that perhaps celibacy is God’s call for me.what do u think av will score on his exam?
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Originally posted by cassie:
what do u think av will score on his exam?
I don't even think he wanna applyIf I'm a guy I will spit on her too -_-"
Seriously lor what is wrong with that girl
Tsk tsk
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hoh hoh hoh
They want e 4th public uni to be more on practical and hands on w/ internship part of its cirriculum.. at e same time, place entrepreunership & interdisciplinary studies being 'must' for students to take
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Originally posted by elindra:
I don't even think he wanna applyIf I'm a guy I will spit on her too -_-"
Seriously lor what is wrong with that girl
Tsk tsk
not for the gal but assuming he's given a test paper on these questions...btw, no lunch?
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Originally posted by elindra:
I don't even think he wanna applyIf I'm a guy I will spit on her too -_-"
Seriously lor what is wrong with that girl
Tsk tsk
pinky is right.wah lau eh....requirements so stringent...and no idea what she's bringing to the table somemore.
even if she looks like the object of my lust(she does not. far from it actually) I also dun want ok.
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i think her application is to show off that a lot of guys wanna bed her
Btw she kinda reminds me of the mod in sgsexforums
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Originally posted by elindra:
i think her application is to show off that a lot of guys wanna bed her
Btw she kinda reminds me of the mod in sgsexforums
they look kinda alike don't they -
Originally posted by av98m:
they look kinda alike don't they
Not only lookalikeBut the way they talk as if they are totally versed in the karma sutra or something on how guys wanna get into their pants
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Originally posted by elindra:
i think her application is to show off that a lot of guys wanna bed her
Btw she kinda reminds me of the mod in sgsexforums
like tis also can... win liao -
Originally posted by cassie:
what do u think av will score on his exam?
I will flunk most of the requirements -
Originally posted by elindra:
Not only lookalikeBut the way they talk as if they are totally versed in the karma sutra or something on how guys wanna get into their pants
Actually I had a colleague that looked like them. except prettier and she has a totally smoking body (C cup for sure!!) -
Originally posted by av98m:
Actually I had a colleague that looked like them. except prettier and she has a totally smoking body (C cup for sure!!)
lolok so u're a boob guy
lol
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Originally posted by av98m:
I will flunk most of the requirements
no worries u can still keep the flock we'll be sending u on yr b-day! -
Originally posted by elindra:
lolok so u're a boob guy
lol
me thinks his min requirement is a C -
Originally posted by cassie:
no worries u can still keep the flock we'll be sending u on yr b-day!
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Originally posted by cassie:
me thinks his min requirement is a C
B also can -
Originally posted by cassie:
me thinks his min requirement is a C
Well either the girl have a boob job or somethingSad to say SG women a lot are flat chested >.<
Sometimes I think my hubby's chest is bigger than their breasts ><