Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 85th Edition
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Sodomy Allegation is Just 'Backdoor Attack'
Posted on Sunday, June 29, 2008
Topic: International News
by Ayam Whatayam
Malaysia’s de facto opposition leader Anal Ibuggerhim has hit back at those alleging he has once again indulged in sodomy.
Former Malaysian deputy premier and finance minister Datuk Anal was sentenced in 1999 to six years in prison on corruption charges, and in 2000, to another nine years for alleged sodomy. In 2004, however, the Federal Court reversed the sodomy conviction, and he was released. Datuk Anal has always characterized his convictions as an attempted political assassination. Just yesterday, it was reported that one of Datuk Anal’s aides had lodged a police report claiming that his boss sodomised him.
Datuk Anal is attacking the entire affair as an attempt to frustrate his political comeback, after he led the opposition to win a third of Malaysia’ parliamentary seats and five states, and as public anger is growing against the government.
“BUMNO can’t take Datuk Anal on with a full frontal attack, so they’re trying to screw him by the backdoor,” said Mr. Mohd Belakang bin Mari, a spokesman for opposition party, Parti Kedi Rabak-rabak (PKR), referring to the ruling party. “We demand a full probe!”
Meanwhile, the Malaysian police have pledged their cooperation.
“You want us to probe your anal case? No problem!” said Chief Inspector Mohd Shaiful bin Malu, “Maybe all this is just a big prank, you know, jiggery-pokery done by people with itchy backside.”
When asked who might such people with itchy backsides be, Chief Inspector Shaiful replied, “Donno. Go and ask a doctor, lah!”
When asked which doctor one should see about people with itchy backsides, he rolled his eyes. “A doctor in this country who knows a lot about being an asshole, lah!”
There were no further questions.
Such a doctor was quickly found and he rendered his medical opinion on the matter, saying, "It's terrible that Datuk Anwar is still engaged in sodomy. I mean, the man has aides!"
Meanwhile, across the Causeway, Singaporeans believe that the turmoil in Malaysia could be beneficial in the long run. Said a civil servant who did not wish to be named, "Maybe they'll be so focused on this controversy, that we can take a few more of their islands without them knowing."
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Originally posted by av98m:
i think you should show a better picture, especially one that would go with the cat -
the person forgot to chang ethe anwar to anal in the 2nd last para
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Originally posted by hisoka:
i think you should show a better picture, especially one that would go with the cat
You show lor
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Originally posted by av98m:
>.<"
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i dun have your resources mah
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Originally posted by hisoka:
i dun have your resources mah
how can you not have google -
i can't go around looking for girls' pics at work.... >.<
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i had a weird dream last night... dunno if it qualifies as nightmare...
I was sleeping (yes in my dreams i also snoozing), wearing white pjs... with a leaking wound to the right of me at the stomach region...
when i woke up (in my dream), i was half drenched in blood... and i knew i was dying... and i went to find a change of clothes so I wont gross out the ppl who would find my carcass....
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June 30, 2008 China teen's death sparks massive riotMobs angry over alleged cover-up of girl's rape and murder attack govt buildings By Tracy Quek BEIJING - THOUSANDS of angry residents in a south-western Chinese county smashed government buildings and torched several police cars over the weekend to protest against an alleged cover-up of a girl's death. As many as 10,000 people were involved in the protest in Weng'an county of Guizhou province.
Seen in pictures posted online, rioters smashed the windows and wrecked the facade of at least one government building. They also overturned and torched several police cars. Plumes of black smoke and fire could be seen rising from the burning vehicles.
The unrest happened amid heightened security concerns just 39 days before the start of the Beijing Olympics. President Hu Jintao has stressed that ensuring stability is a top government priority ahead of and during the Games.
The Guizhou protest also follows several incidents in recent months, including the March riots in Tibet and smaller protests by parents whose children had died in schools that collapsed during the May 12 Sichuan earthquake.
Unverified accounts of the Guizhou riot, including a report by Hong Kong's Ming Pao, identified the girl as 15-year-old student Li Shufei.
She was said to have been raped and murdered by the son of a high-ranking Weng'an county official and another youth. Her body was then dumped into a river.
The alleged assailants were detained by local police but released on the same day without being charged. Police later said the girl had committed suicide.
Outraged by the official explanation, her relatives sought out the police but were reportedly assaulted instead. Her uncle, a local teacher died after a severe beating, according to the reports.
His death was said to have prompted his students to march on the local authorities, triggering a bigger protest.
The Hong Kong-based Information Centre for Human Rights and Democracy said up to 150 people were injured in the clashes with the police.
Some 200 rioters have been arrested. More are likely to be detained as police round up people identified in footage of the riots. Over 1,500 paramilitary and riot police have been dispatched to the county, the centre said.
Photographs as well as comments on the Guizhou protest in chatrooms and forums were quickly deleted by China's Internet censors, but not before some of the content was captured by websites hosted overseas.
In a rare move, the official Xinhua news agency reported the Weng'an incident yesterday, but said only that riots had started because people were 'dissatisfied over the medical and legal expertise over the teenager's death'.
'When officials were handling the case, some people who didn't know about the exact context of what had happened were instigated to mob the police station and the office buildings of the county government and Communist Party committee,' Xinhua added.
The number of protests and riots across China have increased in recent years over many issues including corruption and unlawful appropriation of farm land.
The unrest is proving a tough challenge to Mr Hu's attempt to build a 'harmonious society'.
These incidents often go unreported by Chinese media. Accounts, however, increasingly appear online as more Chinese turn to the Internet to give their version of things.
The Public Security Bureau has stopped making public the annual number of mass incidents - a term Chinese officials use to refer to large-scale unrest. The latest figures show there were 87,000 mass incidents in 2005, up 6.6 per cent on 2004 and 50 per cent on 2003.
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Originally posted by hisoka:
i can’t go around looking for girls’ pics at work…. >.<
don't forget to add the sheeps, insects etc to his list -
Oh wow and the SC people said that China were more democratic???
I just got off the phone with my M'sian customer
He was telling me a lot of juicy gossip from their local Chinese papers re: Anwar's case
LOL LOL LOL
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dunno is it cover up... tell tat to SC ppl see if they believe it
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Originally posted by elindra:
Oh wow and the SC people said that China were more democratic???
I just got off the phone with my M'sian customer
He was telling me a lot of juicy gossip from their local Chinese papers re: Anwar's case
LOL LOL LOL
lots lor... -
Originally posted by sbst275:
lots lor...
Damn funnyHe also told me about the mattress they used as evidence during the last sodomy case
LOL
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I'm wondering does Dr M has to do w/ tis case
anyway there's another SC thread over crash of world economy...
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Originally posted by elindra:
Damn funnyHe also told me about the mattress they used as evidence during the last sodomy case
LOL
so they're hunting for another mattress for this case as well? -
Originally posted by sbst275:
I'm wondering does Dr M has to do w/ tis case
anyway there's another SC thread over crash of world economy...
My customer was telling me he thinks it is Najib coz Anwar keep digging up things to link him with that Model murderSo the only way to get rid of Anwar since they have nothing on him is to throw him into jail a gain lor
What easier way to do than say he committed sodomy
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Originally posted by cassie:
so they're hunting for another mattress for this case as well?
He said it was in the Malaysian Chinese paper to lawyer than asked if Anwar is that 'powerful' down thereBecause they brought in a mattress without it's covers and used markers to draw like 7-9 circles on it which have traces of Anwar's sperm during that 1 'encounter'
It's like Anwar's cum can shoot and splatter in 7-9 spots lor
Damn powerful hor
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Originally posted by elindra:
My customer was telling me he thinks it is Najib coz Anwar keep digging up things to link him with that Model murderSo the only way to get rid of Anwar since they have nothing on him is to throw him into jail a gain lor
What easier way to do than say he committed sodomy
yeah hor tat TNT murder case -
Originally posted by sbst275:
yeah hor tat TNT murder case
He told me the 'actual' story behind it too lol -
Originally posted by elindra:
He said it was in the Malaysian Chinese paper to lawyer than asked if Anwar is that 'powerful' down thereBecause they brought in a mattress without it's covers and used markers to draw like 7-9 circles on it which have traces of Anwar's sperm during that 1 'encounter'
It's like Anwar's cum can shoot and splatter in 7-9 spots lor
Damn powerful hor
hoh hoh hoh -
oh yah, now remember RP also has aircon canteen...
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Originally posted by elindra:
He told me the 'actual' story behind it too lol
tell me leh -
who has ever been to tat Sembawang Hot Springs?