i'm not fat, i'm just big boned
Originally posted by Nata|ie:I am not short. I am fun sized
Kids meal. Me is upsize. Hahah.
"I follow the Keith Richards diet: Meat, cheese, alcohol and cigarettes. When I wake up in the morning I check on the internet to see if Keith is still alive and if he is, then I know I am doing ok too."
- Anthony Bourdain
When all fails, love and hope stays
I am NOT FAT, is just I am NOT that THIN..
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
Originally posted by Kuali Baba:"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
hey, I just saw this in someone's siggy on my msn today ...
it went "there are 10 types of programmers in the world" ...
It is always darkest before dawn.
We are the Unfortunate
Led by the Unqualified
To do the Unnecessary
For the Ungrateful
"I figure I'll go downtown once a month, maybe work the hotel lobbies, sell my body to aging divorcees. "
- Dr Mike Burton, on what he'd do if he weren't practicing medicine.
"The Greatest Pleasures in Life is Doing Thing that Others Says U Cannot Do."
"Lord, if you can't make me thin, please make all my friends fat!"
I love this one ...
"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind" .....
-Aristotle ...
tonight's quote's courtesy of fifi ..... :
男人有钱就��,女人便�就有钱
"men turn bad when they get rich, women get rich when they turn bad" ...
"The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten."
haha... let's be a lazy wrom!!
"The second mouse gets the cheese"
- Roy Gandy
"Well of course money is important. Money isn't everything, but the idiots who say money does not matter have obviously never been poor!" - unknown
Originally posted by av98m:"The second mouse gets the cheese"
- Roy Gandy
I don't get this one ...
Originally posted by Fatum:I don't get this one ...
think harder....
Originally posted by Fatum:I don't get this one ...
Wah liao so obvious
The 2nd mouse gets the cheese coz the first one was killed by the mouse trap
Originally posted by elindra:
Wah liao so obviousThe 2nd mouse gets the cheese coz the first one was killed by the mouse trap
orh ....
~Our greatest battles are that with our own minds.
Jameson Frank