Quotable Quotes ....
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"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."
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Some German in No Reservations just said this:
Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely.
I concur!
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Originally posted by the Bear:
Some German in No Reservations just said this:
Once your reputation is ruined, you can live quite freely.
I concur!
sad but true ....
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"it's only if u feed them that they'll shit ...... "
- small udon, on forum trolls ....
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"stop drinking coffee start drinking papaya milk? "
- Tare's guide to bigger boobs
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"good food is the result of years of non-consentual sex with invading armies"
- Anthony Bourdain
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Originally posted by av98m:
"good food is the result of years of non-consentual sex with invading armies"
- Anthony Bourdain
har ? ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
har ? ...
the short version is that culinary influences from invading armies stay long after they leave -
yes of course .... it's the "non-consesual sex" bit that I find funny ...
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Country music and Rap = Crap.
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"I am not a brokebacker, though I do drop soap in the shower!!! " - fudgey
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why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tommorow.
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"A matter of life and death when the wife finds out. She would drop me in the blink of an eye and bury me in the garden."
Some guy commenting on spending a lot of money for his new expensive toy
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"worst drag act since the prime minister's husband decided to put on a dress" - me, commenting on the attempted UOB robbery.
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God's a little kid with an ant farm - John Constantine
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Sometimes , its takes the Devil to make an Angel out of people...
not sure from where xD
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Originally posted by av98m:
"I am not a brokebacker, though I do drop soap in the shower!!! " - fudgey
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The world is round.
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"Beauty gets the Attention, Personality gets the Heart."
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"I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars." - Charles Darwin. Lol he was athiest
"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change." - Another one by Darwin. This one is true both literally and figuratively.
"suicide hotline.... please hold."
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To me, the end of a dream only signifies the birth of another. Life is not about fighting lost causes, it is the discovery of new aspirations along the way and the trudge towards fulfilling them. -Detached
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Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you do criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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"simple .....
crush = you want to fark her .....
love = you want to fark her for the rest of your life ...."
- Fatum
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"Why so serious?"
-The Joker
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"It really explodes in your mouth"
-Eelyn Kok