Night Owls Chatterbox - Part LIX!
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Ignorance is bliss.
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But... but... they're so cuuuute...
...when they're not crying, or pooping, or puking up the last meal, or otherwise clamouring for attention.
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the baby in question has a moustache ... -_-
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NABEI
I'm babysitting someone OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DADMy boss??? Forget it la he wun listen one I give up liao.
NABEI FUCK MAN I WROTE THE EMAIL FOR HIM AND ASK HIM TO COPY AND CHANGE SOMETHINGS ALSO CAN MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES
WTF MANI DUNNO WHAT HE DID THAT EVEN MY ORIGINAL WAS NOT WHAT I DID!!!
AND MY BOSS ASK ME HOW COME YOU WRITE LIKE THAT
KNN JUST NOW I WAS AT LOSS FOR WORDS COZ NO MATTER WHAT I SAY IT WILL SOUND LIKE A BLOODY EXCUSE COZ EVEN IF IT WAS THE TRUTH I WOULDN"T EVEN BELIEVE IT IF SOMEONE SAID IT TO ME -
Originally posted by Fatum:
the baby in question has a moustache ... -_-
Ack! That's what you get for coming into the conversation late... -
*sees steam*
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Originally posted by elindra:
NABEI
I'm babysitting someone OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DADMy boss??? Forget it la he wun listen one I give up liao.
NABEI FUCK MAN I WROTE THE EMAIL FOR HIM AND ASK HIM TO COPY AND CHANGE SOMETHINGS ALSO CAN MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES
WTF MANI DUNNO WHAT HE DID THAT EVEN MY ORIGINAL WAS NOT WHAT I DID!!!
AND MY BOSS ASK ME HOW COME YOU WRITE LIKE THAT
KNN JUST NOW I WAS AT LOSS FOR WORDS COZ NO MATTER WHAT I SAY IT WILL SOUND LIKE A BLOODY EXCUSE COZ EVEN IF IT WAS THE TRUTH I WOULDN"T EVEN BELIEVE IT IF SOMEONE SAID IT TO ME
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Originally posted by elindra:
NABEI
I'm babysitting someone OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DADMy boss??? Forget it la he wun listen one I give up liao.
NABEI FUCK MAN I WROTE THE EMAIL FOR HIM AND ASK HIM TO COPY AND CHANGE SOMETHINGS ALSO CAN MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES
WTF MANI DUNNO WHAT HE DID THAT EVEN MY ORIGINAL WAS NOT WHAT I DID!!!
AND MY BOSS ASK ME HOW COME YOU WRITE LIKE THAT
KNN JUST NOW I WAS AT LOSS FOR WORDS COZ NO MATTER WHAT I SAY IT WILL SOUND LIKE A BLOODY EXCUSE COZ EVEN IF IT WAS THE TRUTH I WOULDN"T EVEN BELIEVE IT IF SOMEONE SAID IT TO ME
oh my... jialat -
Originally posted by Fatum:
the baby in question has a moustache ... -_-
Hmm.... the term 'adultsit' doesn't really exist, no?
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Hmm.... the term 'adultsit' doesn't really exist, no?
if we're making up words, it's more like "retard-sit"
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Originally posted by the Bear:
if we're making up words, it's more like "retard-sit"
That's kinda harsh..... 'doofus-sit', maybe?
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ham murderer really has a bomb proof ricebowl
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Originally posted by av98m:
ham murderer really has a bomb proof ricebowl
if you murder him, the job could be yours!
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Originally posted by elindra:
NABEI
I'm babysitting someone OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DADMy boss??? Forget it la he wun listen one I give up liao.
NABEI FUCK MAN I WROTE THE EMAIL FOR HIM AND ASK HIM TO COPY AND CHANGE SOMETHINGS ALSO CAN MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES
WTF MANI DUNNO WHAT HE DID THAT EVEN MY ORIGINAL WAS NOT WHAT I DID!!!
AND MY BOSS ASK ME HOW COME YOU WRITE LIKE THAT
KNN JUST NOW I WAS AT LOSS FOR WORDS COZ NO MATTER WHAT I SAY IT WILL SOUND LIKE A BLOODY EXCUSE COZ EVEN IF IT WAS THE TRUTH I WOULDN"T EVEN BELIEVE IT IF SOMEONE SAID IT TO ME* Pops in a Barry Manilow CD to help elindra destress *
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Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
* Pops in a Barry Manilow CD to help elindra destress *
*destroys cd player with shotgun blast* -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
* Pops in a Barry Manilow CD to help elindra destress *
Arrrgh.... noise pollution! Noise pollution!
*me plays Tenacious D at full blast*
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Arrrgh.... noise pollution! Noise pollution!
*me plays Tenacious D at full blast*
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]
[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)]
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock -
Barry Manilow :O
*faints*
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Originally posted by av98m:
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]
[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)]
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock
Country and western, ah? -
I have a bloody headache
I'm fucking tired
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Originally posted by elindra:
Barry Manilow :O
*faints*
See? It worked!
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I still prefer this: Tenacious D: Master Exploder
*screams into microphone*
*microphone bursts into flames*
I do not need
A microphone
My voice is f**king....
..... POWERFULLLLL!!!!!!!
*continues screaming*
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Originally posted by elindra:
I have a bloody headache
I'm fucking tired
Take an aspirin, call it the night, and go home and rest. Your sanity will thank you for it. -
Originally posted by elindra:
I have a bloody headache
I'm fucking tired
STILL in the office?