Story of the bear
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Once upon a time, there is the bear. Cute and cuddly, with nice specs and clean shave. However, one day, he met an ogre. A totally disaster path started.
First, the ogre manipulated his strength easily to turn the bear into Walt disney's Mickey Mouse Bear. Nice ears, courtesy of coasters easily avaiable.
Then, with a twist of the devilish fingers, the ogre transformed the bear from Mickey Mouse to 'A' cup bear, only using the coasters again. Thank god for the invention of coasters. Imagination got the ogre exhilarated, where he twisted the coasters and magically push the 'A' cup to a "C" cup! Fantastic job well done by that crazy misfit.
Next came in line was the names the bear could have.... Judging from the Ogre's POV and after too many cartoons, brother bear, papa bear, big bad bear came into the picture. Not to mention the occasional
, slanted eye browed evil bear. The evil bear was scary... The evil bear was tough... The evil bear has the frequent evil finger, shown out to some. Mainly bcos the ogre was pissing him off......
Hey I got 10 mins before knocking off.... Let me start something æ— è�Š once in a while.
Feel free to add on if you like.Have a nice week everyone!
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i think the orge's on drugs..
but then, like fatum, he's allergic to beer
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hoi ! ...
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is this some sort of weird hidden fascination with bear???
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he's just drunk.... can see cannot use...
have u seen anyone drunk on 2 glasses of beer?
or go MM to eat a salad?
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omg
i have been to MM for 3 years now
i have never seen anyone eating salad there
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Originally posted by tare:
he's just drunk.... can see cannot use...
have u seen anyone drunk on 2 glasses of beer?
or go MM to eat a salad?
the lamb chops are the best there! -
I haf incriminating pictures ....
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Originally posted by laurence82:
omg
i have been to MM for 3 years now
i have never seen anyone eating salad there
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i've never either... until shreko appears... *jaw drop*he was eyeing on my irish bkfst while munching on grass... told him to order one, he said he scared he can't finish and we luff at him o.O
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eh.... I work out damn hard to lose those pounds
don wanna gain them over night yah!
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Originally posted by tare:
i've never either... until shreko appears... *jaw drop*he was eyeing on my irish bkfst while munching on grass... told him to order one, he said he scared he can't finish and we luff at him o.O
so useless? -
sigh
if i am eating grass, i can go for one round of irish breakfast
jim or no jim
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Shrek is drunk???
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I want the Bear to go to a D cup pleaseee
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All things mentioned above which you have not seen are what makes me unique!
The special one... The one and only living ogre you can see eating grass, high on sugar and drunk with 1 beer.....
Shrekieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:D
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I just saw
Shrek ATE SALAD at MM????
OMG
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Haha i had irish breakfast and still feeling hungry after =/
Polished up a bacon sandwich and some other finger food after that =X
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Originally posted by elindra:
I just saw
Shrek ATE SALAD at MM????
OMG
Where? Huh?
i am at office right now! wahahaha!
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Originally posted by elindra:
Shrek is drunk???
on Sprite -
Originally posted by av98m:
so useless?
now u understand why he is can see cannot use? -
Originally posted by tare:
now u understand why he is can see cannot use?
*nods* >.<"