Feng Shui makes you huat ! guaranteed !
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Originally posted by mistyblue:
Do your parents desire a good-daughter?
did misty just make a move on fat fat?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
did misty just make a move on fat fat?
No lah. Wait I explain
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Originally posted by Fatum:
har ? ...
Your folks must be rich to burn $8888 on feng shui. Just now got spelling error. I meant to say God Daughter.
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for $8,888, hope u get a big toilet bowl so when u sneeze when pee-ing, it wun be all over
get the voice-controlled one where u can request for the toilet seat to be up or down by saying. PEE or SHIT -
I dunno how the feng shui thingy is going .... only that I've received orders to clear up my room cos the "feng shui master" is coming soon ......
I dunno how much this chappie's charging .... when I started on my rant about $8888, my folks told me they were not that "stupid" .... but just clean up my room anyways ....
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my bestie got quoted 12k just on LIGHTS alone
this particular spot must have a light... cannot be white light... must be orange light... so tt they will ping ping an an
this side, must have a row of lights..... so tt career shun shun...
over there must have 3 lights in 3 rows..... so tt i-dunno-wat-shit....
must make false ceilings, run wirings, configue the switches.......
the feng shui conster must be thinking of holding F1 in her 4-room flat in sembawang
or he is in cahoots with SPower -
Originally posted by FireIce:
my bestie got quoted 12k just on LIGHTS alone
this particular spot must have a light... cannot be white light... must be orange light... so tt they will ping ping an an
this side, must have a row of lights..... so tt career shun shun...
over there must have 3 lights in 3 rows..... so tt i-dunno-wat-shit....
the feng shui conster must be thinking of holding F1 in her 4-room flat in sembawang
or he is in cahoots with SPower
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Originally posted by Fatum:
Do you believe in this ? ....
they say feng shui can make you huat ... i am now a firm believer in this ....
apparently, my folks decided it's time to get our house feng-shui'ed again .......
guess how much is the base consultation fee quoted by one of the feng shui chaps for our house ? .......
S$8,888 !!!!!!!!!!!! ...... (apparently, it's considered "cheap" already .... )
wah ! ..... even before we huat, he already huat first sia .........
who says feng shui won't make you huat ?!?!?!?! .....
Why don't you hire me... i charge half price and talks more than he would... -
12k ..... on consulation, or renovation ? .....
those who've been to my place ... rememeber the fish in the front yard ? ..... that used to spit water for "money luck" .....
until the next chappie came along and said there's too much "shui" around ... unbalance ....
so that became "fish out of water" cun mosquito breeder ....
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seriously, i would just use the $8,888 to buy 300 rounds on the flyer
I sit until i puke shit from my mouth i oso not going to feed fengshui consters -
Originally posted by caleb_chiang:
Why don't you hire me... i charge half price and talks more than he would...you fail lah ... unker 7-11's willing to do it for one less 8 ..... how you fight that ? ...
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tell your folks i charge about $500 to go beat a confession that he's a fraud out of him
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I dunno how the feng shui thingy is going .... only that I've received orders to clear up my room cos the "feng shui master" is coming soon ......
I dunno how much this chappie's charging .... when I started on my rant about $8888, my folks told me they were not that "stupid" .... but just clean up my room anyways ....
doesn't that defeat the purpose? i mean the guy is supposed to see the place in its "natural habitat" and then determine whethere that pile of stuff there is junk and blocking the flow of energy. or maybe it's blocking the negative vibes from getting to you. -
Originally posted by cassie:
doesn't that defeat the purpose? i mean the guy is supposed to see the place in its "natural habitat" and then determine whethere that pile of stuff there is junk and blocking the flow of energy. or maybe it's blocking the negative vibes from getting to you.i think his folks just feel the need to believe in something...
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but that kind of money into investments, confirm huat.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
12k ..... on consulation, or renovation ? .....
consultation
he will use his own contractor (known as partner in crime) to design the lights or something
tts just lights
the whole house, including positioning the bed, which days u can have sex in missionary, which days must be doggie, to the brand of rice-cooker that they shd use, to where exactly the dog shd poo..... will be a whopping 60k+after hearing this, i oso can be fengshui master
i predict my bestie will die of heart attack -
wah .... that fengshui chap's doing better than the $8,888 guy ....
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Originally posted by FireIce:
consultation
he will use his own contractor (known as partner in crime) to design the lights or something
tts just lights
the whole house, including positioning the bed, which days u can have sex in missionary, which days must be doggie, to the brand of rice-cooker that they shd use, to where exactly the dog shd poo..... will be a whopping 60k+after hearing this, i oso can be fengshui master
i predict my bestie will die of heart attack
hmm.. sounds like a bigtime scam..got standard house layout, then he go "advise" that layout.. the con-man-tractor comes to smash up the house..
what a scam!
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i wonder.... if doing all these.... then no get desired results... like tio toto or wat
then how?
got refund? -
I like the part about the sex life though ....
maybe can engage the chap to say to future wifey that I need to get it every night for "positive energy" ? ...
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someone said my bed shd be in the middle of my room so i can have a good life
i dun see how knocking my shin against the bedframe 20 times a day is considered good life -
Originally posted by Fatum:
I like the part about the sex life though ....
maybe can engage the chap to say to future wifey that I need to get it every night for "positive energy" ? ...
everything will be marked in iCal.
u can sync with ur mac and hp. -
Originally posted by FireIce:
i wonder.... if doing all these.... then no get desired results... like tio toto or wat
then how?
got refund?
$500 to me or some other gangster to go beat a confession of fraud out of him -
Originally posted by the Bear:
$500 to me or some other gangster to go beat a confession of fraud out of himlooking at the kind of chaps doing these nowadays .... chances are, you can get him deported ...
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they can ownself fengshui the day they will get crap beaten outta themselves?