Feng Shui makes you huat ! guaranteed !
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Originally posted by Fatum:
looking at the kind of chaps doing these nowadays .... chances are, you can get him deported ...
how's this for another scam?hire this guy to bash the con-man-tractor and feng-zi-shui master... then instead of paying him, get him deported
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Whatever it is this fengshui thing will give me a heart attack lor
I think most likely they will say our house too much water
HAHAHAH
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Originally posted by elindra:
Whatever it is this fengshui thing will give me a heart attack lor
I think most likely they will say our house too much water
HAHAHAH
you don't need a fengshui master to tell you that ....
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:lol: -_- if the feng shui master so good .. he himself already huat ... still need to see feng shui for others ? :lol:
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Originally posted by meltz:
_if the feng shui master so good .. he himself already huat … still need to see feng shui for others ?but see ! .... he's huating from providing feng shui services to other people ! ....
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damn....i'm never going to retire with friends/customers from sgforum
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Originally posted by Fatum:
har ? ...
daughter-in-law!!!! you liak bo kiu?
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Originally posted by FireIce:
i wonder.... if doing all these.... then no get desired results... like tio toto or wat
then how?
got refund?
sure!!!! you need a 30 years cycle luck, just like the old man says. -
Originally posted by FireIce:
someone said my bed shd be in the middle of my room so i can have a good life
i dun see how knocking my shin against the bedframe 20 times a day is considered good life
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Originally posted by elindra:
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can I offer my services? I'll go the bo li duo sell route. 888 per consultation.
and because your signs will change with the passing of age and the different things you do, must come back every month for a follow-up check up
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Originally posted by elindra:
Whatever it is this fengshui thing will give me a heart attack lor
I think most likely they will say our house too much water
HAHAHAH
and too much "sha chi" for having so many predators too
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
and too much "sha chi" for having so many predators too
Oh ya that too -
I just received orders to clean up my room .....
the feng shui man's coming on sunday ...
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Let us know what he says about your procreation prospects.
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Originally posted by cassie:
Let us know what he says about your procreation prospects.
that would never be a problem i suppose ......
I mean ... besides mail order brides and surrogate mothers ..... there's also cloning ......
imagine .... a minimi .....
okie, lame ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
well ... i believe the old guards believed it too .... i don't think the newer MIWs give a flying fark about that .....
personally ... i do give some credence to it too ...... but up to a point ....
i was railing at my folks ..... they can go for a very good holiday or three with that kind of money ! .....
Agreed. in fact fengshui can come free.. the most impt thing and the first thing in exercising fengshui is to identify the poison arrows.. then you work to improve from there, not difficult. just need the time to scan through your whole house and monitor the monthly stars. But if you want a full report to integrate your own ba zhi into the fengshui of your house, then you need to pay for this. but 8K is really a tad too ex. lilian too?
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the feng sui chap just left ....
he turned out to be a foreign talent from across the causeway .... my KL based unker chauffeured him to our house .......
I just choked on my lunch after my folks told me how much his services cost ....
and I forsee big renovations ahead for our house ....
the chap's supposed to be pretty reputable ... and unlike other fengsui chaps, he actually would write down his directions and predictions for you in a report ... so he stands by his words ....
supposedly, some "improvements" he claims would be so effective, we'd see results within 60 days .... I went like ... Har ! ... like that also can ! ...
even cookie's and patches' sleeping spots got a going over ! ...
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ahhhhh fark .....
I just got told that me and my brother's supposed to switch rooms .... -_-
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And how soon does your mom want you to switch or have you already started packing?
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I've totally forgotten about this thread
*laughs at fatum*
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some time next month .... there's an auspicious date chosen .... my brother and I are contesting that order .... -_-
there's gonna be some big renovations going on around the house ... my folks' started looking at renovation contractors ....this is getting serious ! .. >.<
cookie's getting a new sleeping spot ..... and patches' to be banned from her favourite spot ... >.<
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wwould that happen to be Raymond Lo?
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
wwould that happen to be Raymond Lo?
no, i don't think so, some chinese name .... but there's his name card lying around the house somewhere ....
I'm still reeling over the things he said must be done to the house ....
if not for the good things he said ... (wah, hear already very shiok ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
no, i don't think so, some chinese name .... but there's his name card lying around the house somewhere ....
I'm still reeling over the things he said must be done to the house ....
if not for the good things he said ... (wah, hear already very shiok ...
) ... i'd be yelling at my parents ....after reno you'll have a hot wife, 4 kids and your hair will grow back?