Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 99th Edition
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Originally posted by elindra:
Wah liao up till today I still feel bad about itI was angry because I was wronged
But I didn't want her to hurt herself >.<"
im not saying that her getting hurt is funny.
but really, what are the odds of someone actually falling into a drain! >.<
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pua CB.
the chao lang xtian i send message to regarding the relief efforts in thailand... never reply anything, somemore on facebook say, "coveting the new macbook"
nabei
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Originally posted by av98m:
more like push her in front while I grab the chinchilla and run for it.you know...if you read this a certain way, it sounds very wrong..........................................
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sometimes i wonder, my neighbour who always crossed the line and use the common corridor as their properties, planting lots of plants..not well kept and spraying water..until the floor grow green mosses...
told him but he din care and laughed at us...want us to tidy up his mess instead cos it affect my house (facing us)..
then his wife suddenly passed away..after 1 month.
now he kept the place clean and be humble liao....but still sometimes still act a bit weird ..
we wondered..is this karma...?
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Originally posted by av98m:
more like push her in front while I grab the chinchilla and run for it.
oh yeah, tough guy! -
Originally posted by av98m:
more like push her in front while I grab the chinchilla and run for it.
wah laoooo!! how can u be so mean to dear cassie...*grrrrr..be careful***
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*asks LF for 4D number .....
*promises sio ark .....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I am in hiding from a friend .....
ever since this girl started going to this happy clapping church (yeah, the famous one), she's become very scary ..... -_-
how? going vegan or banned beer drinking?
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Originally posted by av98m:
oh, she found religion and inspiration and wants to share eh
maybe this is the vegan dare one? some churches do practise fish-getarian / vegan diet. eg my cousin who's a 7th day adventist doesn't take certain stuff. -
Originally posted by elindra:
But those countries you visited did you no wrong right LF >.<"
i din do anything ...sobcebu was sponsored by artists/senator's wife.
sichuan was diverted cos of tibet.
siem reap, i din choose the place leh..my kakis chose it.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
wah piang .... so if your toy boys get into your bad books .....
she got all her toy boys by threatening to curse them... o.O -
Originally posted by cassie:
maybe this is the vegan dare one? some churches do practise fish-getarian / vegan diet. eg my cousin who's a 7th day adventist doesn't take certain stuff.
I dun think city harvest got this kind of thing leh....fatum?
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Singapore’s Courts Not Kangaroo At All: Kangaroo
Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Topic: Local News
by Pak Cham Kai
A kangaroo has come out to support the Gahmen’s contempt of court prosecution of three men whose t-shirts suggested that Singapore’s judiciary was less than impartial.
“I absolutely disagree that Singapore’s courts are kangaroo courts,” said Mr. Joey K. Roo, a red kangaroo from Tasmania currently on secondment to the Singapore Zoo, who was called as an expert witness by the Attorney-General’s office.
The three accused, supporters of the Singapore Democratic Party, had turned up at a court hearing involving their leader Dr Chee Don Juan having to pay some more money to the Gahmen – and they wore white t-shirts emblazoned with pictures of a kangaroo dressed in a judge’s gown.
They have been charged with ‘scandalizing the judiciary’, an offence which is about protecting public confidence in the administration of justice, but which caselaw suggests should not be used merely to stifle criticism of the courts. Britain has apparently not seen any ‘scandalising’ prosecution since 1936 and critics and academics in the Commonwealth have called for the offence’s abolition because it is archaic, vague, unpredictable and can be undemocratic.
“Don’t know much about all that legal yabber, mate,” said Mr. Roo. “The question is whether Singapore judges form a kangaroo court, and it strikes me they aren’t.”
Mr. Roo said that if one were to examine each and every member of the judiciary, from lowly magistrates up to the Court of Appeal, “Strewth, mate! Some of ‘em may be furry, I’ll give yer that. But they haven’t got a single tail, let a lone a pouch between ‘em. They can’t be considered dinkum Aussie marsupials then, can they?”
“One easy way to verify if your judges are of the genus Macropus like meself would be to feed ‘em a heap of beans and a few pints of Fourex,” Mr. Roo added. “It’s not a very well-known fact, but kangaroos don’t fart. Go on, you bloody galah! Go check it! It’s on bleedin’ Wikipedia. Under 'kangaroo' and ‘absence of digestive methane release.’ I’m pretty sure your judges can let one rip. I mean, I passed a bunch of ‘em comin’ back from a fish head curry lunch and it was bleedin’ obvious, the smelly buggers.”
Surprisingly, however, Mr. Roo does not believe the three accused men should be punished.
“Sure the judges in Singers aren’t kangaroos,” he explained. “But how is it scandalizing anyone to compare ‘em to kangaroos, eh? I mean, what’s wrong with us, mate? We’re cute, we look good in logos, we’re tasty. They may have a really poor grasp of zoology but having a mistaken opinion isn’t a crime. Let ‘em off!”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
how? going vegan or banned beer drinking?
har ? .... that has nothing to do with her ..... she's just scaring me .....
the only difference between her lot and the talibans is that the latter control their own population by strapping bombs onto themselves and blowing themselves up ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
*asks LF for 4D number .....
*promises sio ark .....
for some reasons, i cannot win 4D.when i give something to pple, i win 4D (not i buy, pple use my number to buy).
when i win, something sure break down, i have to use the money to fix it.
when i loan pple money, money din come back, i strike 4d..
it's a cycle..it's karma.
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To Deal With Electricity Hike, PAP to Change Logo
Posted on Sunday, October 12, 2008
Topic: Local News
by K.K. Cheow
To lead by example with the rise in electricity tariffs, the ruling People’s Action Party is changing its logo.
“We recognize that Singaporeans were shocked by the 21% rise in electricity tariffs,” said Ministry of Price Increases spokesman Mr. Chee Jia Loh. “But we believe the answer is not to subsidise utilities because that would be an artificial intervention in the market. We’ll probably cook up some assistance for super-poor peasants next year in a way that they can’t understand with details in a language they can’t read so hopefully we'll look like we've done a lot but they still won’t get the money. In the meantime, we think it’s much better to just either absorb the costs or conserve electricity.”
Mr. Chee said that the ruling PAP would be showing the way, as usual.
“We’re changing the Party’s symbol to something much more energy conscious,” he said, unveiling a picture where the logo’s lightning bolt was replaced by a candle. “We think this will really symbolize our party’s commitment to saving electricity.”
In the meantime, he said, Mini-stars would also be personally showing people how to deal with rising utility costs.
“They’re going to be raising their salaries 21%,” beamed Mr. Chee. “That’s the best way to deal with rising prices. We hope people will follow their brilliant example.”
Mr. Chee also said that similarly, our Mini-stars would be taking action over the fallout in the wake of the collapse of Lehman Brothers, where Singaporean investors may have lost over $500 million after allegedly being peddled complex derivatives as low-risk products.
“It’s appalling that Singaporeans have lost so much money to Lehman Brothers,” said Mr. Chee. “They should have lost them to us instead, as usual. So we hope to push through a $500 million Gahmen salary increase as soon as possible to restore the status quo.” -
Originally posted by Fatum:
har ? .... that has nothing to do with her ..... she's just scaring me .....
the only difference between her lot and the talibans is that the latter control their own population by strapping bombs onto themselves and blowing themselves up ....
city harvest = taliban minus the suicide bombers?!
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Originally posted by tare:
she got all her toy boys by threatening to curse them... o.O
good idea, i shall start creating a book of "love and hate relationships"...blessings and curses included..
start listing names now...
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
for some reasons, i cannot win 4D.when i give something to pple, i win 4D (not i buy, pple use my number to buy).
when i win, something sure break down, i have to use the money to fix it.
when i loan pple money, money din come back, i strike 4d..
it's a cycle..it's karma.
can i help u to strike 4d?
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
for some reasons, i cannot win 4D.when i give something to pple, i win 4D (not i buy, pple use my number to buy).
when i win, something sure break down, i have to use the money to fix it.
when i loan pple money, money din come back, i strike 4d..
it's a cycle..it's karma.
simple ... instead of buying 4D yourself, just gib us the number, we buy, we strike, and we share lah ...
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Originally posted by av98m:
city harvest = taliban minus the suicide bombers?!
i hate to say this... but i'm from city harvest too... do i act scary?big tree got wither branches... dun one bamboo knock over the whole boat can?
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
how? going vegan or banned beer drinking?
you want him to commit suicide izzit? -
Originally posted by av98m:
city harvest = taliban minus the suicide bombers?!it's not city harvest ... it's that other one ... -_-
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tare's suggestion better. just lend us money, we never pay back then she'll strike
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Originally posted by tare:
i hate to say this... but i'm from city harvest too... do i act scary?big tree got wither branches... dun one bamboo knock over the whole boat can?
paiseh, that's the first name that came to mind when fatum mention scary.