Originally posted by Fatum:it depends bah ....
a common problem is that it's too small .....
a friend of mine had to suffer the embaressment of bringing his gf to hospital ... cos the condom disappeared after the "act" ....
it was later removed at the hospital from the lady's ......
Originally posted by Fatum:wah lau ... -_-
I meant the condom's too small lah ......
the chap a 6 feet plus strapping fellow, you don't expect a cocktail sausage right ? ....
I thought I wrote about it in jive pad sometime last year ? ....
the piece of rubber was too short ... the whole thing was going in on each ... ermmm ... thrust .....
and it got dislodged cos both got carried away I guess ...
I directed him to get those plus size ones ... and I don't think such an incident repeated itself after. ....
But being huge in size does not mean you won't have a small or short fuse you know :P
Ok .... but a too small condom... wouldn't it give him blisters or something
Hahahaha
you all are talking abt condoms and sizes....
Originally posted by elindra:But being huge in size does not mean you won't have a small or short fuse you know :P
Ok .... but a too small condom... wouldn't it give him blisters or something
Hahahaha
how hard the erection is usually the key too.
Originally posted by fudgester:So.... he was an, erm.... bratwurst who tried to wear a raincoat for a cocktail sausage?
Wouldn't that, erm..... constrict the flow of blood and leave it.... anoxic?
*me tries very hard not to burst out laughing in the library*
wahhahaahahahaaaa....
*trying to keep a straight face outside lady boss room*
Originally posted by natural_boy:you all are talking abt condoms and sizes....
Erhmm we answered your question on how to get the morning after pill liao ma
Or if you really dun wanna see a doctor, you can make a trip down to JB and get the pharmacist to give it to you
They sell you over the counter and no need prescription
Originally posted by natural_boy:you all are talking abt condoms and sizes....
our reply to ur qns mah... next time use condoms and pls get the right size de... hahahahahaa
Originally posted by tare:
our reply to ur qns mah... next time use condoms and pls get the right size de... hahahahahaa
pls quote and show me if i ever posted a reply tht saying i not using condom and choosing the wrong size... -_-"
Originally posted by elindra:
Erhmm we answered your question on how to get the morning after pill liao maOr if you really dun wanna see a doctor, you can make a trip down to JB and get the pharmacist to give it to you
They sell you over the counter and no need prescription
what is a nieghbouhood GP means?
Originally posted by natural_boy:
what is a nieghbouhood GP means?
General Practitioner
Means your neighbourhood doctor la >.<
ok, guys thks for the reply, will update here maybe... hmm 2 weeks later....
Originally posted by natural_boy:ok, guys thks for the reply, will update here maybe... hmm 2 weeks later....
Go get her to a doctor fast
best is within 24 hours actually
The earlier she takes it, the safer it is
should take in the early morning after the night of passion
that's why it's call morning after
i had this dream in the morning tht this thread with 14 pages of replies..
once i wake up i log in andd see only 1 reply.
fcking stres....
talk soe other time, going to work..
Originally posted by natural_boy:i had this dream in the morning tht this thread with 14 pages of replies..
once i wake up i log in andd see only 1 reply.
fcking stres....
talk soe other time, going to work..
You will get 14 pages if you post in bar or sexforums :P
Originally posted by elindra:
WahahhahahaAsk him to stick to Japanese brands.
I think those should fit better
Eh!!! Darnit, I thought he meant that the organ was soooo large and the condom was 'too small'.
I guess now that I'm living in Australia, I have 'supersized'!
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Eh!!! Darnit, I thought he meant that the organ was soooo large and the condom was 'too small'.
I guess now that I'm living in Australia, I have 'supersized'!
Supersize this...
For Ah Boy here is understress tat!
Originally posted by natural_boy:
pls quote and show me if i ever posted a reply tht saying i not using condom and choosing the wrong size... -_-"
You USED a condom and CHOSED a right size????!!!
So why you need morning after pill for?
maybe the rubber suffered from "made-in-china" syndrome ? ...
Originally posted by Fatum:maybe the rubber suffered from "made-in-china" syndrome ? ...
contains melamine ar?
Originally posted by hiphop2009:
contains melamine ar?
no, while some may be flavoured ... you don't eat condoms ....
Originally posted by fudgester:So.... he was an, erm.... bratwurst who tried to wear a raincoat for a cocktail sausage?
Wouldn't that, erm..... constrict the flow of blood and leave it.... anoxic?
*me tries very hard not to burst out laughing in the library*
I see that fudgie is an expert in this area now.
:lol:
Originally posted by natural_boy::lol:
well u finally got it eh?