Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,100th Edition

• av98m

  23 Oct 08, 17:56

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  It's like the Parable of the Lost Sheep where the shepherd left his herd to look for his one missing sheep.    So, sorry hor... as long as you stay in the motherland, you are of no value but the minute you step overseas, your value increases drastically! 

  Doesn't that sound like many relationships we know of?  One partner takes the other for granted until the other disappears or shows signs of leaving and than, waaaaah... suddenly, the behaviour improves! 

  I think the gahmen is just afraid you all will take out your CPF

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 17:58

  I just underwent an Acute Life Support training.  I shudder to think of the competency test next! 

  The Basic Life Support and Acute Life Support training in Singapore was much tougher.  The Resus Anne mannequin had this function where it would print out an ECG of your chest compressions and breaths so the instructor can count how many compressions you actually gave in a minute and whether the compressions were deep enough, the breaths were sufficient.    Almost all of us failed the first time round because what was expected is really quite tough!  We all blew and blew with all our might till we got light-headed, but still, that wasn't enough volume!! 

  I remember when we did CPR in my previous workplace in Singapore, the doc kept yelling at us, "Harder!  Faster!!" but we all felt like peng san'ing because we were already giving it our best effort and still, from the ECG waveform, it wasn't even remotely sufficient!    Of course, it didn't help that the man was morbidly obese. 

  With more and more morbidly obese individuals here, it's changing the face of CPR.  We had a colleague from Emergency ask what we should do re morbidly obese ladies with gargantuan boobs that got in the way of ECG's and more importantly, defibrillation.    Apparently, we somehow have to find a way of taping the boob up and out of the way because if you defib when your hand is touching the boob, the electricity current will pass over to you and depending on the situation, it might trigger a cardiac episode in us!! 

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 17:59

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i'm waiting for someone to drop from a heart attack in the building..

  then the inquest/witch hunt will be done.. i'll drag that suggestion out to show the sloth of the assholes running the place..

  already, their Duh-rector has dodged a bullet when someone got run down... heck! he went to score points telling the Senile Management that he was "quick to react" by putting up the barricades..

  sometimes i wonder if the inmates are running the asylum

    I certainly hope that there are people trained in administering BLS in your building!!

• av98m

  23 Oct 08, 17:59

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  the subject / course was ok. just the temp of the room was way way way too low.

  
  I'll rather have it too cold than too warm anyday.

   

  so, does your ass still hurt from the pole accident?

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 18:00

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I think the gahmen is just afraid you all will take out your CPF

  I'm thinking, man!  Imagine... I can pay the deposit for my very first home!!  And a pretty decent one too, with my CPF!   

• av98m

  23 Oct 08, 18:01

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  I just underwent an Acute Life Support training.  I shudder to think of the competency test next! 

  The Basic Life Support and Acute Life Support training in Singapore was much tougher.  The Resus Anne mannequin had this function where it would print out an ECG of your chest compressions and breaths so the instructor can count how many compressions you actually gave in a minute and whether the compressions were deep enough, the breaths were sufficient.    Almost all of us failed the first time round because what was expected is really quite tough!  We all blew and blew with all our might till we got light-headed, but still, that wasn't enough volume!! 

  I remember when we did CPR in my previous workplace in Singapore, the doc kept yelling at us, "Harder!  Faster!!" but we all felt like peng san'ing because we were already giving it our best effort and still, from the ECG waveform, it wasn't even remotely sufficient!    Of course, it didn't help that the man was morbidly obese. 

  With more and more morbidly obese individuals here, it's changing the face of CPR.  We had a colleague from Emergency ask what we should do re morbidly obese ladies with gargantuan boobs that got in the way of ECG's and more importantly, defibrillation.    Apparently, we somehow have to find a way of taping the boob up and out of the way because if you defib when your hand is touching the boob, the electricity current will pass over to you and depending on the situation, it might trigger a cardiac episode in us!! 

  I think the same will apply to the morbidly obese men with gargantuan man boobs

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 18:01

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  I'll rather have it too cold than too warm anyday.

   

  so, does your ass still hurt from the pole accident?

  Cassie's smart... the title of her course already gives me a major headache! 

  And... wah... you're so concerned about Cassie('s ass). 

   

   

  

• av98m

  23 Oct 08, 18:02

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Cassie's smart... the title of her course already gives me a major headache! 

  And... wah... you're so concerned about Cassie('s ass). 

   

   

  

  
  look, if you had a fall off a pole I'd ask the same of you

• hisoka

  23 Oct 08, 18:03

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  don't care about those idiots..

  they are the ones who stonewall everything...

  they have a Transport Section which refuses to transport anything, they have a Buildings Section which refuses to give us access and keys to our own office rooms...

  and most of all, they have a Director who stonewalls everything, and supports his heads of sections.. no matter how insane and barking mad their decisions are (which are usually because they are too lazy)

  the Dir rejected suggestions to put chain barricades at a cul-de-sac to stop jaywalking until someone was run over.. "no.. impossible to do.." then after the near fatality, it was done within 3 hours...

  the most insane thing was when i put up for a defib to be put at the security, in case people drop from heart attacks, the rejection which came had this reason: we do not want the public to complain if we do not use the thing properly and cause injury...

  i am not kidding...

  the only people who are okay in there are the clerical staff, who try to help as much as possible.. the execs and all that, are lazier than sloths on valium

  i might just understand if they were in US where any unauthorised or improper use would means multi million/billion law suits.

  btu in singapore.................

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 18:03

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I think the same will apply to the morbidly obese men with gargantuan man boobs

  Yeah, man!    I've seen some pretty impressive man boobs that can rival my own here! 

  I was telling the instructor, let's work together to design a contraption that can lift the boobs out of the way and be safe for all involved.  And then, copyright it and sit back and collect royalties from our posh mansions in Toorak. 

  BTW, did you know that large boobies actually give the owners shoulderaches and backaches? 

• 不如就死

  23 Oct 08, 18:04

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

   

  And... wah... you're so concerned about Cassie('s ass). 

  

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 18:06

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  look, if you had a fall off a pole I'd ask the same of you

  Yeeeeeeaaaarh... riiiiiiight!!    I can sniff insincerity from across the ocean! 

  In any case, don't worry...

  #1 : the only pole dancing I'd ever attempt, is if the pole was as large and sturdy as a pillar and only then I will dance around it like the Bollywood mama's do! 

  #2 : in the worst case scenario, should a fall occur, I've got padding... Extra Large in size.    It has actually saved me a few times from what could have been a nasty hip injury or Coccyx (tailbone) injury.  I'm forever indebted to my fat ass. 

  

• hisoka

  23 Oct 08, 18:06

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  after e hoo and ha in M'sia over NS

  one opp MP called for 2 yr NS for M'sians cos of how ill disciplined many have become

  what sort of Fed up reason is that? even the national bonding crap was pushing it.......

• av98m

  23 Oct 08, 18:06

  ok, enough about boobs and asses. time to go home.

• sbst275

  23 Oct 08, 18:07

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  what sort of Fed up reason is that? even the national bonding crap was pushing it.......

  
  thing is... alrdy 3 mth NS only some ppl selected they kpkb lack of funds alrdy

  a 2 yr stint??

• the Bear

  23 Oct 08, 18:08

  time to go home too.. will go pump petrol on the way home

• hisoka

  23 Oct 08, 18:09

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  I'll rather have it too cold than too warm anyday.

   

  so, does your ass still hurt from the pole accident?

  look at av paying so much attention to cassie's ass

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 18:09

  Nine pm here... time to go across the road to 7-Eleven's to buy a phone card so da Cult Leader can call home and a can of lemonade. 

  

• av98m

  23 Oct 08, 18:10

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Yeeeeeeaaaarh... riiiiiiight!!    I can sniff insincerity from across the ocean! 

  In any case, don't worry...

  #1 : the only pole dancing I'd ever attempt, is if the pole was as large and sturdy as a pillar and only then I will dance around it like the Bollywood mama's do! 

  #2 : in the worst case scenario, should a fall occur, I've got padding... Extra Large in size.    It has actually saved me a few times from what could have been a nasty hip injury or Coccyx (tailbone) injury.  I'm forever indebted to my fat ass. 

  

  
  last post before I run.

   

  wah lau, you hurt my feeling leh. I dare to swear to the same God that killed Cain and smashed Samson that I'll be just as concerned ok.  v

• cassie

  23 Oct 08, 18:10

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  I'll rather have it too cold than too warm anyday.

   

  so, does your ass still hurt from the pole accident?

  
  yes, one side of my tush is still sore. now will you please treat me to a muffin?

• hisoka

  23 Oct 08, 18:10

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Yeah, man!    I've seen some pretty impressive man boobs that can rival my own here! 

  I was telling the instructor, let's work together to design a contraption that can lift the boobs out of the way and be safe for all involved.  And then, copyright it and sit back and collect royalties from our posh mansions in Toorak. 

  BTW, did you know that large boobies actually give the owners shoulderaches and backaches? 

  why not just include some adhesive tape in the box? use the tape and tape the boobs up and pull the tape to attach to the shoulder

• av98m

  23 Oct 08, 18:12

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  yes, one side of my tush is still sore. now will you please treat me to a muffin?

  
  Yes yes, I'll see you this weekend.

   

   

  time to run off before I'm ambushed by management

• cassie

  23 Oct 08, 18:13

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Yeah, man!    I've seen some pretty impressive man boobs that can rival my own here! 

  I was telling the instructor, let's work together to design a contraption that can lift the boobs out of the way and be safe for all involved.  And then, copyright it and sit back and collect royalties from our posh mansions in Toorak. 

  BTW, did you know that large boobies actually give the owners shoulderaches and backaches? 

  
  actually i was thinking of whether the victim will sue for "molest" if you even touch their boobs. is there any legislation there that protects the doc/nurse?

• kopiosatu

  23 Oct 08, 18:53

  damn my brain feels tired from the editing

• Rhonda

  23 Oct 08, 19:20

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  why not just include some adhesive tape in the box? use the tape and tape the boobs up and pull the tape to attach to the shoulder

  That's what the instructor suggested - use the surgical tape to tape the boobs upwards.