Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,101st Edition
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Originally posted by udontknowme:
am eatin this
surprisingly good. was on sale. heehee. so i bought to try...=P
wish it was more spicy...
I tried something similar when I went to the Royal Melbourne Show last month. Not bad....
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Originally posted by the Bear:
poor poor deluded mousy...the teachers do not get any holidays at all...
when the brats are on holiday, the 'chers go back to work, planning the next year's stuff, going on course, running the admin stuff, doing the CCAs, being tormented by their principals...
Oh really?..... think teachers here in Oz are different..... cos' I have a friend who is high school teacher. He seems to enjoy his teaching life....
Ha ha... I know your parents were teachers too....
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Originally posted by the Bear:
as of now, Obama has 174 electorial votes.. he needs 270 to win..
McCain has 49
the Democrats have the Senate...
the House of Representatives is still nowhere near decided yet..
haven't been keeping track, but is obama really a better candidate? More on financials and suchrather than the war (not really concerned about the iraqi occupation)
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Originally posted by honeymouse:
Oh really?..... think teachers here in Oz are different..... cos' I have a friend who is high school teacher. He seems to enjoy his teaching life....
Ha ha... I know your parents were teachers too....
in sg teachers have sad lives. they spend 80% of the time on admin as it is.
and as bear said, holidays means planning, useless meetings, etc. + the idiot emphasis on all the E/CCAs and the tonnes of make-up/extra classes............
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if i put a retarded chimp in office, it could not do worse than Dubbya..
actually i think Dubbya is a retarded chimp..
McCain is from the GOP.. they protect special interests and lobbyists.. they have a reputation for it..
the US and most of the world is in shit because of the past 8 years of Dubbya...
i don't know if Obama is any better than McCain.. but i think the US has had enough of the GOP
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My friend who is a high school teacher.... we went to uni together doing the same course in civil engineering. After 1 year of working, he decided to go back to uni to do his PhD. And now he has decided to become a teacher...... He's a very smart guy. He will be a very good teacher.
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Originally posted by honeymouse:
Think the best is to be a teacher.... when students are on holiday, you're on holiday too....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! -
anyway from what I've heard of palin, she'll be leading the corruption-encouragement team.
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Originally posted by av98m:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!are your parents teachers too??!!
Sigh... we are living in different worlds.
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good for him..
i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer
oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:
To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower
the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"
i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter
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Originally posted by honeymouse:
are your parents teachers too??!!
Sigh... we are living in different worlds.
no, but I work with some of them -
Originally posted by the Bear:
good for him..
i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer
oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:
To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower
the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"
i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter
we've had erection and pubic show up in powerpoints before
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Originally posted by av98m:
we've had erection and pubic show up in powerpoints before
"Erection of a Noise Dampening Tower" as a bullet point in powerpoint is okay..but..
"the lolly causes the most noise pollutions.. so yes.. we will have an erection" spoken to the audience clearly isn't
as for pubic areas.. uhh.. i think they're best left covered up
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Originally posted by the Bear:
"Erection of a Noise Dampening Tower" as a bullet point in powerpoint is okay..but..
"the lolly causes the most noise pollutions.. so yes.. we will have an erection" spoken to the audience clearly isn't
as for pubic areas.. uhh.. i think they're best left covered up
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Since we're talking about erections, did anyone watch that MTV of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body?! Damn.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
good for him..
i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer
oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:
To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower
the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"
i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter
wtf were they thinking when they were preparing the presentation?! o.O
i know a teacher b4... she warned the class she's having a hangover so dun piss her... one nvr listen... she grabbed the kid by the collar and slam him against the wall, feet off the ground!!! another kid pulled her sleeve and said sheepishly, "teacher teacher don't kill him...."
warning: can only be done to pri sch kids from neighbourhood schs... atas sch cannot even scold one...
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Originally posted by tare:
wtf were they thinking when they were preparing the presentation?! o.O
i know a teacher b4... she warned the class she's having a hangover so dun piss her... one nvr listen... she grabbed the kid by the collar and slam him against the wall, feet off the ground!!! another kid pulled her sleeve and said sheepishly, "teacher teacher don't kill him...."
warning: can only be done to pri sch kids from neighbourhood schs... atas sch cannot even scold one...
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Originally posted by tare:
wtf were they thinking when they were preparing the presentation?! o.O
i know a teacher b4... she warned the class she's having a hangover so dun piss her... one nvr listen... she grabbed the kid by the collar and slam him against the wall, feet off the ground!!! another kid pulled her sleeve and said sheepishly, "teacher teacher don't kill him...."
warning: can only be done to pri sch kids from neighbourhood schs... atas sch cannot even scold one...
wah, your friend is good
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the presentation part.. taken straight out from the construction plans..
if you see construction places, there'll be a board outside proclaiming the permit number, owner, builder and architect.. and the project would be "Erection of a 2-storey semi-detached.. blah blah"
thing is, this guy from the Senile Management.. engrish damned condemned one.. but he goes around shamelessly praising himself.. so most don't care if he goes around humiliating himself..
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Originally posted by the Bear:
the presentation part.. taken straight out from the construction plans..
if you see construction places, there'll be a board outside proclaiming the permit number, owner, builder and architect.. and the project would be "Erection of a 2-storey semi-detached.. blah blah"
thing is, this guy from the Senile Management.. engrish damned condemned one.. but he goes around shamelessly praising himself.. so most don't care if he goes around humiliating himself..
can't he use kindergarten english eg "build" or "construct"? or was he trying to show his flair of the language? though i've sat in an entire meeting whereby the speaker went "condom" instead of "condo" - and it was no less than 10 times. -
Originally posted by cassie:
can't he use kindergarten english eg "build" or "construct"? or was he trying to show his flair of the language? though i've sat in an entire meeting whereby the speaker went "condom" instead of "condo" - and it was no less than 10 times. that's the problem when people try to use big words sometimes.
and the guy going condom must have thought that really was the short form for condominium
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Originally posted by the Bear:
good for him..
i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer
oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:
To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower
the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"
i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter
I can't be a teacher either.... I am lacking patience! Hubby keeps telling me that he's not going to let me teach our kids in the future.....
Ha ha.... I like the notes from your management.... funnnnny...
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Originally posted by av98m:
wah, your friend is good
haha got to know her from clubbing... cool sia... she say teaching damn stressed nowadays cos lotsa shi.t, not just teaching... tat's why she drink and club so often hahahahaaanother guy teacher tio complain. kid's parent say he's bad example cos he dyed his hair (highlighted actually)... he told the principal, "when i was their age (the kids) i nvr dye my hair... when they are my age, their parents also cannot say anything anymore..."
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most modern singaporean parents are idiots
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Originally posted by the Bear:
the presentation part.. taken straight out from the construction plans..
if you see construction places, there'll be a board outside proclaiming the permit number, owner, builder and architect.. and the project would be "Erection of a 2-storey semi-detached.. blah blah"
thing is, this guy from the Senile Management.. engrish damned condemned one.. but he goes around shamelessly praising himself.. so most don't care if he goes around humiliating himself..
if he go ard talking abt erection, i'll stare at his *ahem ahem* and go, "u call TAT an erection??!!" shake head and walk away... wahahahahaahahaha