They walk among us....

• BJG

  20 Nov 08, 09:22

  LOL........................the same gal again.....i so "loved" her.......

  she always get ''prick''  by staples  and she will come to me and cried ''oooh....(my name) my finger got blood......" and i will send her to the doc for "plasters"....and she will be very happy.........

   

• elindra

  20 Nov 08, 11:51

  Originally posted by BJG:

  LOL........................the same gal again.....i so "loved" her.......

  she always get ''prick''  by staples  and she will come to me and cried ''oooh....(my name) my finger got blood......" and i will send her to the doc for "plasters"....and she will be very happy.........

   

  
  How the hell does one get pricked by staplets all the time?

  Did anyone tell her that you only staple the paper and to keep her fingers out???

• Midlusionz

  20 Nov 08, 11:55

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  How the hell does one get pricked by staplets all the time?

  Did anyone tell her that you only staple the paper and to keep her fingers out???

   Maybe she's using her finger as support when she can use the support from the stapler itself lol

• tare

  20 Nov 08, 12:10

  need to go to the doc just to get plaster? >.<

  i think the gal just wanna teh BJG lah...

• popikachu

  20 Nov 08, 12:18

  A crew in McDonalds say they does not sell in the size of half a dozen of nuggets...
  And keep insisting McDonalds only sell 6 pieces, 9 pieces or 20 pieces in a box...

  lol

• skythewood

  20 Nov 08, 12:19

  Originally posted by popikachu:

  A crew in McDonalds say they does not sell in the size of half a dozen of nuggets...
  And keep insisting McDonalds only sell 6 pieces, 9 pieces or 20 pieces in a box...

  lol

  ...

  what's wrong with that?

• hisoka

  20 Nov 08, 12:21

  Originally posted by tare:

  need to go to the doc just to get plaster? >.<

  i think the gal just wanna teh BJG lah...

  i agree must be something unusual going on between the girl and BJG.

• elindra

  20 Nov 08, 12:54

  Originally posted by skythewood:

  ...

  what's wrong with that?

  
  6 pieces is half a dozen -_-

   

• skythewood

  20 Nov 08, 12:59

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  6 pieces is half a dozen -_-

   

  orrhhh

  sorry the english not very the good

• the Bear

  20 Nov 08, 13:05

  we just need to look in SC to see examples actually

• charlize

  20 Nov 08, 13:15

  I guess I should not move my SC crap into this thread.

• elindra

  20 Nov 08, 13:17

  Originally posted by skythewood:

  orrhhh

  sorry the english not very the good

  
  I thought primary school math or english use words like 'dozen' :x

• CasperV

  20 Nov 08, 14:24

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  i agree must be something unusual going on between the girl and BJG.

  
  i agree.. BJG how can someone be so stupid like that to work in an office? sure she's acting stupid or cute..

• skythewood

  20 Nov 08, 14:26

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  I thought primary school math or english use words like 'dozen' :x

  sorry hor, uncle not very educated or smart, so feel free to lauff at me ho

• jetta

  20 Nov 08, 15:13

  Originally posted by deathmaster:

  shouldn't this be in the joke forum?

  I'm locked here on Club 30 and SO.

• elindra

  20 Nov 08, 18:08

  Originally posted by skythewood:

  sorry hor, uncle not very educated or smart, so feel free to lauff at me ho

  
  I'm not laughing at you but just surprised coz it's quite a common expression lor

  Maybe not that common now but if you're an uncle you should have heard of it

  -_-" Better not talk to much or I'll reveal my age. haha

• popikachu

  20 Nov 08, 18:31

  Ohh well, maybe the word "dozen" isn't really common nowadays lol...
  If i ever use dozen i bet it will take my friends awhile to get what i mean lol

• Beautiful951

  20 Nov 08, 18:37

  Originally posted by popikachu:

  Ohh well, maybe the word "dozen" isn't really common nowadays lol...
  If i ever use dozen i bet it will take my friends awhile to get what i mean lol

  
  I don use it. But I know what it means.

• Cameron

  20 Nov 08, 19:45

  Originally posted by oldbreadstinks:

  i think i've met most of them haha and i've even been one of them myself.

  tell me about it.. i made some classic blunders in my life too.. like using a typewriter which sat just above the keyboard, but all the while hitting on the keyboard..

  i'm definitely one of them..

• Cameron

  20 Nov 08, 19:46

  Originally posted by skythewood:

  sorry hor, uncle not very educated or smart, so feel free to lauff at me ho

  i'm educated and stupid

   

• Kuali Baba

  21 Nov 08, 19:15

  I was told this last night:

  My cousin and his colleague left for a trip to New York City. At the airport, my aunt asked the colleague's mum if her son had brought his supplementary card along for the trip.

  His mother said, "No need, he got his brother's credit card can already."

   

• the Bear

  21 Nov 08, 19:29

  does lunacy rule one out from being stupid?

  again, my lunatic boss..

  instead of using "track changes", she uses strikeout, colour, bold and other kinds of bullshit to show the changes she makes..

  that takes her about 5 times longer than it would if she just changed the goddamned thing and send it out herself instead of making a mess of the document and throwing it back at me through email.. where i have to spend a pile of time to clean it all up... and then send it back to her to send it out anyway...

  i've never seen such idiocy in anyone before..

• Master -_-

  21 Nov 08, 19:32

  this just happened..latest..i was in a pub when in comes a foreigner and sits beside me and ask the bartender..."Hi..is this where i can get a Tiger?" The bartended nodded and promptly served him a frothy mug of Tiger..that guy was looking blur and asked the bartender, why he gave him beer when he didnt ask for it..then the bartender of course said "didnt u ask for a Tiger..so there you go.." That foreigner was incensed..."I asked for a thai girl...A thai girl..my friends told me to come to any bars here and ask for one"

  Sounds cliche' but it really happened just now..

• Kuali Baba

  21 Nov 08, 19:35

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  does lunacy rule one out from being stupid?

  again, my lunatic boss..

  instead of using "track changes", she uses strikeout, colour, bold and other kinds of bullshit to show the changes she makes..

  that takes her about 5 times longer than it would if she just changed the goddamned thing and send it out herself instead of making a mess of the document and throwing it back at me through email.. where i have to spend a pile of time to clean it all up... and then send it back to her to send it out anyway...

  i've never seen such idiocy in anyone before..

  Playing the teacher when she's completely incapable of teaching anyone proper English.

• elindra

  24 Nov 08, 07:35

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  this just happened..latest..i was in a pub when in comes a foreigner and sits beside me and ask the bartender..."Hi..is this where i can get a Tiger?" The bartended nodded and promptly served him a frothy mug of Tiger..that guy was looking blur and asked the bartender, why he gave him beer when he didnt ask for it..then the bartender of course said "didnt u ask for a Tiger..so there you go.." That foreigner was incensed..."I asked for a thai girl...A thai girl..my friends told me to come to any bars here and ask for one"

  Sounds cliche' but it really happened just now..

  
  LOL this is like so classic