Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" JivePad 111th Edition

• zoragirl

  2 Mar 09, 18:19

  coz my jap boss thinking why lighting never strike the building instead on the merlion.

  I told him if the merlion has a conductor(bi lei zhen) on top of its head, it will become teletubby merlion

• sbst275

  2 Mar 09, 18:19

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  you pre-booked tickets 1-2 years in advance and afraid that your tics goes down the drain?

  
  no

  if it's really gone, no more of those funny comments on SQ and Tiger Airways

• Fatum

  2 Mar 09, 18:20

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  *roll eyes* harlo sg one yr got how many lighting strike?? buildings nvr kenna got most got the bi lei zhen mah... like dat also so many 'superstitions'...

  well ... there are plenty of taller structures in the vicinity .........

   

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:21

  what is it with the japanese and their fascination with the merlion? even my japanese friends made me bring them there -_-"

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 09, 18:21

  lightining strike is very common in SG

  our helicopter also kena on the ground before.

  one chao ta spot at the grounded point. does that mean the helicopter took something big for the squadron?

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 09, 18:22

  Originally posted by av98m:

  what is it with the japanese and their fascination with the merlion? even my japanese friends made me bring them there -_-"

  they like scat so the vomiting makes them sexcited.

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:23

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  lightining strike is very common in SG

  our helicopter also kena on the ground before.

  one chao ta spot at the grounded point. does that mean the helicopter took something big for the squadron?

  
  this reminds me of chicken king standing out there in the rain and thunder/lightning.

• Woofmy

  2 Mar 09, 18:23

  Originally posted by zoragirl:

  coz my jap boss thinking why lighting never strike the building instead on the merlion.

  I told him if the merlion has a conductor(bi lei zhen) on top of its head, it will become teletubby merlion

  
  it will look like it's twin on sentosa... note the antenna.,.. haha

  

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:23

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  they like scat so the vomiting makes them sexcited.

  
  

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 09, 18:24

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  this reminds me of chicken king standing out there in the rain and thunder/lightning.

  我没有�鸡!!!!!!

  that is taking it for all the chicken regulars

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 09, 18:25

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  

  oooh, not forgetting beastiality!

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:25

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  我没有�鸡!!!!!!

  that is taking it for all the chicken regulars

  
  but somehow lightning didn't strike him

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 09, 18:26

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  but somehow lightning didn't strike him

  鸡王 1 - 0 神

• tare

  2 Mar 09, 18:27

  Originally posted by zoragirl:

  coz my jap boss thinking why lighting never strike the building instead on the merlion.

  I told him if the merlion has a conductor(bi lei zhen) on top of its head, it will become teletubby merlion

  
  wahahahahaaa tat would look so damn silly :P

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:27

  鸡王 1 - 0 神

  
  maybe 神 has sinister long term plans for him

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:30

  and on the topic of getting struck dead by lightning, sometimes I'm tempted by the thought of faking my own death just to collect the insurance money

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 09, 18:30

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  maybe 神 has sinister long term plans for him

  maybe 鸡王 is satan himself!!

  but my sqn used to have a NSF who self declared himself satan

  early morning u come to work, the shift IC has delegated the jobs, then on the board you will see names and one of them will have satan as a partner

• Woofmy

  2 Mar 09, 18:32

  Originally posted by av98m:

  and on the topic of getting struck dead by lightning, sometimes I'm tempted by the thought of faking my own death just to collect the insurance money

  
  how?? go hug the merlion every day ah?

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:32

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  maybe 鸡王 is satan himself!!

  but my sqn used to have a NSF who self declared himself satan

  early morning u come to work, the shift IC has delegated the jobs, then on the board you will see names and one of them will have satan as a partner

  
  we had a guy with SA TAN on his nametag. he never heard the end of it. it was even funnier during BMT because it'll be on his helmet as well.  another guy who got grief was TE KONG.

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:33

  Originally posted by Woofmy:

  
  how?? go hug the merlion every day ah?

  
  I said faking ok, not actually trying to kill myself

• Woofmy

  2 Mar 09, 18:35

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  I said faking ok, not actually trying to kill myself

  
  huh... you must be heavily insured then... hehe

• av98m

  2 Mar 09, 18:36

  Originally posted by Woofmy:

  
  huh... you must be heavily insured then... hehe

  
  most people are what. I'm nothing compared to some people I know

• cassie

  2 Mar 09, 18:45

  i give up on the excel model. every other formula doesn't work

• cassie

  2 Mar 09, 18:45

  *double post*

• sbst275

  3 Mar 09, 08:16

  morning