Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" JivePad 113th Edition
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Originally posted by the Bear:
trying trying to contain anger..
the boss.. after saying okay, so i told the vendor to do a colour proof.. is deciding on changing something in the bloody report again...
just how many times does she want to change things??
printing requires 3 weeks and we're going to be late.. and she's still insisting on changing trivial things which have no bearing on anything at all??
can't just tell her "too late"?
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Motivators on your iphone
Fiona Carswell is a friendless hag who lives in the woods and tries to entice children into her gingerbread house to eat them. Just kidding, I'm sure she's cool and has tons of friends. But that didn't stop her from designing 'Cell Stickies', which are electro-static stickers with fake text messages you stick on your iPhone when you're feeling down. Because let's face it, nothing boosts one's spirit like catching yourself sticking a fake text message sticker on your cell phone. Am I right? Oooh -- a text. "You are right. As usual." Haha, just as I thought! And here comes another! "You gave me herpes." Shit.
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Robo fish
This robotic fish, which looks like it was made out of precious jewels, isn't, but was actually created to detect pollutants in the earth's oceans.
The 1.5 meter long robotic fish each requires about $30,000 to make. Their purpose is to head out into the open water, take in data about water pollutants, return to a charging station about every 8 hours and while charging, submit data about water quality.
The issues with this first batch of fish is pretty clear - they're way too expensive to be made in numbers big enough to be very helpful; their charge lasts just 8 hours so they aren't able to have a very large range away from their charging stations; they run a pretty good risk of getting a bite taken out of them.$30,000? Jesus. For half the cost of a single fish I'll rent a paddle boat and troll the underwater sensors myself. I swear, these idiotic scientists think a robot is the solution to every freaking problem. Which leads me to my next question -- how much do you think a robotic fish would fetch on eBay? Wow, really? Grab your tacklebox and meet me by the dinghy!
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Bus Stop Shames You Into Joining The Gym
Fitness First is a gym in the Netherlands that installed this advertisement at a local bus stop. It has a scale attached to the seat so when you sit on it (with legs hanging) it shows your weight. It's supposed to make you think about your health and joining the gym. But all it made me think about was how long it takes to cook a 68kg turkey.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Robo fish
This robotic fish, which looks like it was made out of precious jewels, isn't, but was actually created to detect pollutants in the earth's oceans.
$30,000? Jesus. For half the cost of a single fish I'll rent a paddle boat and troll the underwater sensors myself. I swear, these idiotic scientists think a robot is the solution to every freaking problem. Which leads me to my next question -- how much do you think a robotic fish would fetch on eBay? Wow, really? Grab your tacklebox and meet me by the dinghy!
just gimme the jewels
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
why not 6?
dude, its unpaid leave ok. -
elindra around?
I forwarded the Hibiki menu to you already .. Just suddenly remembered ...
Its to your yahoo email add ..
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mmm... hibiki...
anyway, i wish i can take my leave... and my time-off accumulated..
i'd be able to disappear from work for up to 4 months.. fully paid...
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Originally posted by av98m:
dude, its unpaid leave ok.ok what
work for so long
no money to chill for 6 months?
that's very dangerous
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i'm going for lunch...
no kakis around today.. think i'll go eat something healthy.. like fish soup or something...
back later..
going to enjoy the 2nd best part of any workday now
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
ok what
work for so long
no money to chill for 6 months?
that's very dangerous
I got enough to chill for much longer than that lah, but 6 months is really too long, why drain the bank account needlessly? -
Originally posted by av98m:
I got enough to chill for much longer than that lah, but 6 months is really too long, why drain the bank account needlessly?u drain less when u chill
draining needlessly is going out for no good reason.
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
elindra around?
I forwarded the Hibiki menu to you already .. Just suddenly remembered ...
Its to your yahoo email add ..
I have a few yahoo email addresses.... did you send to the one I used for SGF? -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
u drain less when u chill
draining needlessly is going out for no good reason.
Dude, if I take leave for 6 months, I'm not going to stay at home all the time. Confirm will end up travelling. -
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Originally posted by elindra:
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Originally posted by elindra:
soooo.. what was the point in this product? -
even i'm not interested
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Thanks for the email Ah Juice
You sent it to my main email :)
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Originally posted by the Bear:
soooo.. what was the point in this product?its like
chicken rice without chicken or rice.
its the matrix i tell u
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Originally posted by the Bear:
soooo.. what was the point in this product?
Erhmm I really have no ideaAnd it contains egg....it's not totally vegan
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do u want to know what bacon really is?
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so when's the next shipment of ham/bacon arriving? everyone finished their previous stock? excluding fatum...since he did it in what? 1 week?
