Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 119th Edition
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Originally posted by Fatum:
please don't use dirty 4 letter words in club 30 ! ....
reminds me of this joke...
so janie got married... however a week later, she ran home to mother crying bitterly...
Mother: poor janie.. what happened?
Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible... i've never heard such horrible language!
Mother: oh no!! did he abuse you?
Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible.. he kept saying such terrible words...
Mother: he seemed such a nice man... what did he say?
Janie: it was a nightmare.. he kept using four-letter words at me..
Mother: that's horrible!! what were the words he used?
Janie: mother.. don't make me repeat them!!
Mother: we have to know so that we can fight this out..
Janie: it was terrible.. he was saying "WASH! COOK! DUST!"
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Originally posted by the Bear:
what happened to your diet?
there were too many left turns.
anyway, the sashimi we bought was like $16 for a whole lot.
from Fassler gourmet @ Woodlands Terrace
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Originally posted by the Bear:
reminds me of this joke...
so janie got married... however a week later, she ran home to mother crying bitterly...
Mother: poor janie.. what happened?
Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible... i've never heard such horrible language!
Mother: oh no!! did he abuse you?
Janie: oh mommie.. it was terrible.. he kept saying such terrible words...
Mother: he seemed such a nice man... what did he say?
Janie: it was a nightmare.. he kept using four-letter words at me..
Mother: that's horrible!! what were the words he used?
Janie: mother.. don't make me repeat them!!
Mother: we have to know so that we can fight this out..
Janie: it was terrible.. he was saying "WASH! COOK! DUST!"
won't be an issue with me .....
I told my friend I come as a whole package ... and I did all that at my friend's place, wearing an apron ......
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Originally posted by Fatum:
won't be an issue with me .....
I told my friend I come as a whole package ... and I did all that at my friend's place, wearing an apron ......
cool! a man who cooks and washes and does the housework. -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
because next month i will surely gain weight.
shit lah, today must stick to tuna and nutrisoy plan
fatum will kill himself if he had to eat that -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
ya
then i met my friend and we went to buy sashimi for lunch
his parents called him up, told him to get some more "liao" for their lunch (vegetables + herbal chicken)
so in the end, we had to finish his parents' lunch
and his mother cooked ox tail stew, corn fritters plus the "liao" we bought.
after that i went to take photos of a house, den for dinner we went to makan porridge at bedok when we made a last minute addition, sambal stingray.
at night, our drummer (who is going for the SAF mission trip today) wants to meet for drinks, so we went to the pasir ris park and i ordered fish n chips
when we started talking about salmons...
...we realised that we forgot about the sashimi.
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Originally posted by av98m:
cool! a man who cooks and washes and does the housework.
This sounds VERY wrong coming from a guy -
Originally posted by Fatum:
won't be an issue with me .....
I told my friend I come as a whole package ... and I did all that at my friend's place, wearing an apron ......
is tat consider as 'hardsell'? :P -
Originally posted by elindra:
This sounds VERY wrong coming from a guy
but but but that's a factual statement! and I'm saying it on behalf of women in general! -
Originally posted by tare:
is tat consider as 'hardsell'? :Pnope ... I don't mis-represent the other things ....
I stated that what you see is what you get ... just that most men would only develop the beer gut and balding thatch 20 years later .... but I'm on an accelerated development program ....
at the very least ... no surprises ...
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Originally posted by av98m:
fatum will kill himself if he had to eat thattuna reduced sperm count also meh?
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Originally posted by av98m:
but but but that's a factual statement! and I'm saying it on behalf of women in general!
It is, coz MPB does cook, washes and cleansIt's damn tough looking after the house alone lor
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
tuna reduced sperm count also meh?
nutrisoy lah ......
I think tuna's good for the tadpoles .....
seafood's good for the tadpoles ....
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
tuna reduced sperm count also meh?
tuna = top predator...you know what happens with top predators...
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
tuna reduced sperm count also meh?
It's yr nutrisoy laMaybe he will say tuna have mercury which will affect sperm count
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Originally posted by av98m:
but but but that's a factual statement! and I'm saying it on behalf of women in general!
"on behalf of women in general!" - welcome to our world, av :) -
Originally posted by the Bear:
tuna = top predator...you know what happens with top predators...
hmmmm ? ..............
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
"on behalf of women in general!" - welcome to our world, av :)
av just got pwned... again.. -
Originally posted by elindra:
It is, coz MPB does cook, washes and cleansIt's damn tough looking after the house alone lor
and that's post marriage couplehood, in one sentence ...
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Why in the world would someone want to go for a Durian buffet in this weather -_-"
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Originally posted by the Bear:
av just got pwned... again..all of us knows he's one of their jie mei by now
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Voca People, good acappela group... i like it when they do "long train runnin'"
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Originally posted by Fatum:
nope ... I don't mis-represent the other things ....
I stated that what you see is what you get ... just that most men would only develop the beer gut and balding thatch 20 years later .... but I'm on an accelerated development program ....
at the very least ... no surprises ...
accelerated development program....that's a good way of putting it -
someone just bought a USB cable from australia through ebay...
he's happy he paid $15 for it..
this is the same guy whose folks are getting him a MOB and ranting against the tv stations for changing the schedule of a crappy serial
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Originally posted by the Bear:
someone just bought a USB cable from australia through ebay...
he's happy he paid $15 for it..
this is the same guy whose folks are getting him a MOB and ranting against the tv stations for changing the schedule of a crappy serial
is that USB cable gold plated or 10 metres long?