Night Owls Chatterboxes - Part LXVIII

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:35

  Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

• Ferret

  8 Jun 09, 20:36

  Originally posted by zoragirl:

  hmm...yum yum!!!

   

  now got craving for kang kong... -_-"

  yes yes yes.

  i think i wanna pack  x 2 .

  they habbing promotion on kang kong i think ahahahahahaha 

• LOTUSfairy

  8 Jun 09, 20:38

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

  
  yeah.. understand when she cried when she saw u..

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:38

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  yes yes yes.

  i think i wanna pack  x 2 .

  they habbing promotion on kang kong i think ahahahahahaha 

  o.O you gonna eat all that?

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:39

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  
  yeah.. understand when she cried when she saw u..

  
  

• Ferret

  8 Jun 09, 20:40

  Originally posted by av98m:

  o.O you gonna eat all that?

  i can. 

  but i ish sharing.

  -smug generous critter look-  

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:42

  Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

• zoragirl

  8 Jun 09, 20:43

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  when can go home? 

  another 20mins....

   

  my whole desk is in a mess now...cannot find my other reports...

   

  later on my way back, i call you ok...

• LOTUSfairy

  8 Jun 09, 20:43

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  

  
  

• zoragirl

  8 Jun 09, 20:44

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  yes yes yes.

  i think i wanna pack  x 2 .

  they habbing promotion on kang kong i think ahahahahahaha 

  
  don't eat too much kang kong at one go, later leg muscle cramp - esp on the calf and toes....

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:45

  Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML

• SBS2601D

  8 Jun 09, 20:45

  More FMLs!

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:45

  Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

• zoragirl

  8 Jun 09, 20:46

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

  

   

  this remind me when me and my colleague went for medical check up....

  same scenario, just that the one bursting into tears is my colleague...

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:47

  Originally posted by zoragirl:

  

   

  this remind me when me and my colleague went for medical check up....

  same scenario, just that the one bursting into tears is my colleague...

  
  

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:48

  Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML

• SBS2601D

  8 Jun 09, 20:49

  Originally posted by zoragirl:

  

   

  this remind me when me and my colleague went for medical check up....

  same scenario, just that the one bursting into tears is my colleague...

  Hanor...

  When I was in JC, and I took my weight reading, a 5 foot tall girl told me: " OMG! You've got my dream weight!" And she promptly went off wailing.

  This is my FML.

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:50

  Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered "Not you, my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight... FML

• zoragirl

  8 Jun 09, 20:51

  Originally posted by SBS2601D:

  Hanor...

  When I was in JC, and I took my weight reading, a 5 foot tall girl told me: " OMG! You've got my dream weight!" And she promptly went off wailing.

  This is my FML.

  

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:55

  Today, I fell asleep in the train. When I woke up, everybody was staring at me with a strange smile. I'll probably never know what I did. FML

• zoragirl

  8 Jun 09, 20:55

  me can go home liao....

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:57

  Today I was in a chatroom, speaking to a girl. We liked each other and got on well. She told me that she had dumped her boyfriend because he was such a bastard. 20 minutes later, we sent each other our photos... it was my ex. FML

• av98m

  8 Jun 09, 20:58

  Today, whilst clearing the table at my parents in laws house, I gave a little smack to my wife who was rummaging through the fridge. It was her mom. FML

• Meia Gisborn

  8 Jun 09, 21:09

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML

  
  Um... ahem!... kinda been there, kinda done that. Fortunately, our network printer lays the printed sheets inverted on the output tray, so a certain amount of privacy is assured.

• Meia Gisborn

  8 Jun 09, 21:10

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Today I was in a chatroom, speaking to a girl. We liked each other and got on well. She told me that she had dumped her boyfriend because he was such a bastard. 20 minutes later, we sent each other our photos... it was my ex. FML

  
  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!