Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 121st Edition

• elindra

  1 Jul 09, 18:20

  Originally posted by cassie:

  good one!

  
  Heheh that is why I shared it here

  I doubt most will understand if I post in jokes forum

  LOL

• cassie

  1 Jul 09, 18:27

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  Heheh that is why I shared it here

  I doubt most will understand if I post in jokes forum

  LOL

  
  only a minute % won't understand...starting with nikar

  

• elindra

  1 Jul 09, 18:29

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  only a minute % won't understand...starting with nikar

  

  
  Alright I'll share it there too

  But I have seen some straight forward jokes there that ppl dun understand leh

• cassie

  1 Jul 09, 18:35

  the office AC is working way way way too hard. it's freezing here.

• elindra

  1 Jul 09, 18:38

  Originally posted by cassie:

  the office AC is working way way way too hard. it's freezing here.

  
  I turned off the AC

  Too cold

  LOl

• cassie

  1 Jul 09, 18:48

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  I turned off the AC

  Too cold

  LOl

  
  i can't do that since it's a centralized thingy

  at least not without having the entire building coming after me with a chopper

• Ferret

  1 Jul 09, 23:01

  -marks space-

• 不如就死

  2 Jul 09, 00:00

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  Heheh that is why I shared it here

  I doubt most will understand if I post in jokes forum

  LOL

  i saw it at the jokes forums b4 .. this joke..

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 07:39

  morning

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 07:49

  chomping on the oats again..

  beginning to hate morning oats

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 07:52

  it's going on in M'sia

  The MCA Wanita is against any move to apply maids from PRC - saying they're hubby stealers

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 07:54

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  it's going on in M'sia

  The MCA Wanita is against any move to apply maids from PRC - saying they're hubby stealers

  
  ahahahahaha...

  want to see what the reaction will be to that 

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 07:56

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  ahahahahaha...

  want to see what the reaction will be to that 

  
  last time my relative ever said abt it some time back, only steal ppl's hubby

  mmm.. Jetstar & Tiger Airways (From 18 July) has started flights to Penang

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 07:58

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  
  last time my relative ever said abt it some time back, only steal ppl's hubby

  mmm.. Jetstar & Tiger Airways (From 18 July) has started flights to Penang

  
  about how much to Penang?

  the coach ride always put me off...

  anyway, got link to the PRC domestic helper issue in malaysia? would be worth a read for a laugh 

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 08:05

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  about how much to Penang?

  the coach ride always put me off...

  anyway, got link to the PRC domestic helper issue in malaysia? would be worth a read for a laugh 

  
  I've checked w/ Aug's booking.. It seems ticket itself is abt $20 excl taxes and wat's not

  news link for PRC domestic helper issue: http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20090616-148738.html

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 08:06

  thanks for the link.. i go read.. 

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 08:09

  this part is funny...

  Two years ago, (Datuk Seri Dr) Ng had objected, claiming that young Chinese women were wrecking families because of their involvement with local men.

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 08:10

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  this part is funny...

  Two years ago, (Datuk Seri Dr) Ng had objected, claiming that young Chinese women were wrecking families because of their involvement with local men.

  
  @@ who exactly are these 'Chinese women'???

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 08:12

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  
  @@ who exactly are these 'Chinese women'???

  
  i think the PRC women who were already in Malaysia..

  so extrapolate that to PRC domestic helpers, they think their menfolk will be unable to keep their pants unzipped for long 

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 08:14

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  i think the PRC women who were already in Malaysia..

  so extrapolate that to PRC domestic helpers, they think their menfolk will be unable to keep their pants unzipped for long 

  
  lmao

  Talking abt PRC, do you know there's lots of PRC chap huey tiam around these days? Days back I even saw a big pack 5's instant noodle from PRC... wah $3.60 per pack you know, almost comparable to those Korean noodle in price

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 08:18

  yah.. some provision shops are locally owned but hire PRCs to run the place...

  ultimately, the owner sees it as cheap labour...

  i don't buy much stuff from the provision shops.. they're more like "emergency" or because after lunch, on the way back to the office, i buy a tetrapak of drink or something like that, so i don't notice the prices that much..

  i think one of the provision shop fellas near my office married a PRC lady.. she seems okay as she's working hard with him...

  a medical hall the other side hired one PRC lady to help man the stall... i think... could be married to one of them but i dunno.. she's been there for more than 3 years already...

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 08:22

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  yah.. some provision shops are locally owned but hire PRCs to run the place...

  ultimately, the owner sees it as cheap labour...

  i don't buy much stuff from the provision shops.. they're more like "emergency" or because after lunch, on the way back to the office, i buy a tetrapak of drink or something like that, so i don't notice the prices that much..

  i think one of the provision shop fellas near my office married a PRC lady.. she seems okay as she's working hard with him...

  a medical hall the other side hired one PRC lady to help man the stall... i think... could be married to one of them but i dunno.. she's been there for more than 3 years already...

  I mean purely owned n runned by PRCs

  Now I remember wat brand is tat instant noodle... Master Kang

  Anyway yesterday's Zaobao ended up TCH talked quite openly abt SAF's training in ROC - no to giving it up

  As for the bumi policy reverse, I wonder how Dr M is coping w/ it  Anyway my dad says it's kinda too late, people have alrdy went far ahead of M'sia during the Bumi policy years

• the Bear

  2 Jul 09, 08:36

  i figure, let them run or ruin their country..

  we get our country in order..

• sbst275

  2 Jul 09, 08:41

  tbh, their economy is no more tat compeitive either

  I mean even Nestle's milk powder, same brand but e one from Ireland turned out to be cheaper than e one from M'sia

  I'm only worried abt security issues for my relative.. esp their mata

• Midlusionz

  2 Jul 09, 08:47

  Originally posted by elindra:

  The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
  
  Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
  photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
  'Good morning,
  Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to.'
  
  'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'
  
  'Have you really?' said the photographer.
  'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'
  
  'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.
  Please come in and have a seat !.
  
  After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
  
  'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the
  bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
  
  'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't
  work out for Harry and me!'
  
  'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one
  every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
  
  
  'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.
  
  'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and Out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'
  
  'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
  
  The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a
  portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
  
  'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her
  throat.
  
  'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when
  you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
  
  'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
  
  'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'
  
  'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
  
  'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too.
  The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
  Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
  
  Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually
  chewed on your, uh...equipment?'
  
  'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
  
  'Tripod?'
  
  'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my
  Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
  Mrs. Smith fainted

  Lol!

  It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
  
  'Tripod?'
  
  'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my
  Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
  Mrs. Smith fainted

  Pwned!