Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 127th Edition
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Originally posted by Master -_-:
im waiting for the 350 top up for my emart credits
u aiming to buy a lot of toilet paper?
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#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("C Programming is giving me a verdamn headache...!!!!
\ n");return 0;
}
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Originally posted by av98m:
and I can't remember who was it that told me, wives of servicemen on deployment in the US or Australia are tend to be super productive when they're there so their kids can get citizenship.
I once read a Pioneer article that claimed that the darkness in France was very good for norcturnal activities.I believe it was the TA-4SU detachment.
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msn keeps disconnecting
piratebay is down
SKYNET IS TAKING OVER!!!!
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
msn keeps disconnecting
piratebay is down
SKYNET IS TAKING OVER!!!!
WE NEED CHICKEN KING
BUT LET SKYNET KILL THE MINISTERS FIRST
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Originally posted by elindra:
Well you can always opt to go without yr penis :P
I love my penis .... it's given me a lot of joy and I can pee standing up ...
but sometimes, you do wonder if you're being appreciated for the lost years ...
I love being a Singaporean, I don't want to become a cheenaporean ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I love my penis .... it's given me a lot of joy and I can pee standing up ...
but sometimes, you do wonder if you're being appreciated for the lost years ...
I love being a Singaporean, I don't want to become a cheenaporean ....
that's why I want my offspring, if any, to have a choice in the matter. for that to happen, they must not be born in singapore.
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Originally posted by av98m:
and I can't remember who was it that told me, wives of servicemen on deployment in the US or Australia are tend to be super productive when they're there so their kids can get citizenship.
*ahem .......
but it's true what ............
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Originally posted by av98m:
that's why I want my offspring, if any, to have a choice in the matter. for that to happen, they must not be born in singapore.
well ..... they aren't only just taking over singapore too you know .......
what we have here are mostly the second stringers ...... the starting squad are all in the west .......
way I see it, at least here you can still be a cheenaporean ..... elsewhere you'll just be a damm chink .......
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Originally posted by av98m:
that's why I want my offspring, if any, to have a choice in the matter. for that to happen, they must not be born in singapore.
what if the husband is SG, wife is PR
kid born overseas, will be a citizen of that country and PR of singapore?
damn, that's a good deal.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
well ..... they aren't only just taking over singapore too you know .......
what we have here are mostly the second stringers ...... the starting squad are all in the west .......
way I see it, at least here you can still be a cheenaporean ..... elsewhere you'll just be a damm chink .......
the whole idea is to allow the kids the choice not to do NS, if they feel that singapore is not worth it.
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wow ..... chickens may actually be millionaires !!! ....
http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20091006-172029.html
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Originally posted by av98m:
the whole idea is to allow the kids the choice not to do NS, if they feel that singapore is not worth it.
if they weren't brought up in Singapore, why would they ever feel that NS is worth it ? .....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
wow ..... chickens may actually be millionaires !!! ....
http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20091006-172029.html
no no no, i will bring them up in singapore. I just want to make sure they're not born in singapore.
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I thought virginity is like over-rated these days
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sky is almost dark again
might rain...
or is it just the haze?
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Originally posted by elindra:
I thought virginity is like over-rated these days
Not really....look at the number of spoof virginity topics lying around.
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the way the gabrament is going, NS isn't worth it because you end up protecting the interests of a lot of foreigners who do not give a shit whether Singapore sinks or not...
we are living in a country where the citizens seem to be more and more marginalised as the gabrament is trying to run the country like a corporation.. where citizens are "retrenched" because "they aren't as productive as foreigners"
just look at the PRs they are handing out like flyers... to those who take it and then deride it publicly...
that's not the way to go about things..
whatever the MIW tried to fulfil with "nation building" has been thwarted by their money-grubbing ways...
it's my country.. but i weep for it if this goes on..
the MIW isn't the answer.. i weep even more because the opposition is even worse...
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Originally posted by the Bear:
the MIW isn't the answer.. i weep even more because the opposition is even worse...
so technically
we've got no answers at all
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well .... we can produce a "malaysian" election result and hopefully wake the MIW up ........
things may well get better after lau lee goes .....
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Originally posted by the Bear:
i weep even more because the opposition is even worse...
>.<"This is exactly how I feel
It's like the fire or the frying pan
Which is worse?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
well .... we can produce a "malaysian" election result and hopefully wake the MIW up ........
things may well get better after lau lee goes .....
Pls lor I dun want all those wayang stuff
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Originally posted by the Bear:
the way the gabrament is going, NS isn't worth it because you end up protecting the interests of a lot of foreigners who do not give a shit whether Singapore sinks or not...
we are living in a country where the citizens seem to be more and more marginalised as the gabrament is trying to run the country like a corporation.. where citizens are "retrenched" because "they aren't as productive as foreigners"
just look at the PRs they are handing out like flyers... to those who take it and then deride it publicly...
that's not the way to go about things..
whatever the MIW tried to fulfil with "nation building" has been thwarted by their money-grubbing ways...
it's my country.. but i weep for it if this goes on..
the MIW isn't the answer.. i weep even more because the opposition is even worse...
PKMS is one of the worst....
Really, I fail to see their relevance at all. It seems that their entire mandate is based on that little article in the Consitution about Malays being the indigenuous people of Singapore.
If they really were agitating for Malay rights, then they'd be doing things like fighting for fair employment policies, providing bursaries for less well-off Malay families, upgrading courses for lower-skilled Malay workers, that sort of thing.....
But I haven't heard them do any of that sort.
Heck, I knew that PKMS existed (I walk past their building regularly), but I always thought it was just some little Malay writers' organization or something....
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Originally posted by elindra:
>.<"This is exactly how I feel
It's like the fire or the frying pan
Which is worse?
GE is like filling out a MCQ with only 2 choices and both answers are wrong