Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 129th Edition
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sleepy as heck now..
maybe should not have had porridge for lunch...
also probably due to the strange weather.. it suddenly rained really really hard for about 3 minutes then stopped...
should i go drink some coffee?
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I dunno why, porridge gives me constipation nowadays ......
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how the hell does porridge cause constipation? its all water!
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Originally posted by av98m:
how the hell does porridge cause constipation? its all water!
I suspect ..... that because it's so easily digested .... my bowels get over enthu about the process and what's left gets really compacted .....
it doesn't help that my recent porridge diet consist of preserved beancurds, olive greens, chye sim etc ..... no meat ...
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TMI!! TMI!!!
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Originally posted by the Bear:
TMI!! TMI!!!
there ! ... you're more awake now ....
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for ah juice, just in case she didnt see the previous post
(website : http://www.entersingapore.info/sginfo/health-emergencies.php)
maybe call the private hospital in advance..
hope this help
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Emergency Care
If you call 995 you are picked up by the Emergency Ambulance Service (EAS) of the Singapore Defense Force which is manned by qualified paramedics trained to stabilize patients and take them to the nearest designated hospital. The SCDF does not charge for any emergency case it conveys to hospitals.
the official average response time of an Ambulance Service is 30 minutes. Fast Response Paramedics - paramedics on bikes - are 4 to 5 minutes faster than ambulances.
In a non-emergency, dial 1777 for a non-SCDF ambulance or contact your family doctor. The SCDF charges $165 for each non-emergency case that it ferries to a hospital.
The patient will not be sent to a hospital of their choice! Instead they are sent to the Tan Tock Seng Hospital - and if this overcrowded - to the nearest designated hospital with accident and emergency facilities listed below.
However, you may be transferred to the hospital of your choice at a later time. Official response time is eight minutes with some individuals reporting a response time of 15 - 20 minutes. Your emergency call is handled through a computer systemm (Cubicon) that chooses the ambulance closest to your location.
Therefore it is very important to listen to the adress repeated by the fire station disptacher to avoid misunderstandings and delays. You also have to give information on the nature of the emergency.
Charges are $60 one way during office hours and $80 after office hours to a government hospital. The charge for ferrying of non-emergency cases will be $120.
Info: Public Hospital with 24 Hrs Emergency Facilities
Singapore General Hospital
Changi General Hospital
National University Hospital
Tan Tock Seng Hospital
Alexandra Hospital
KK Women's and Children's HospitalIf you want to be picked up by the ambulance of a private hospital you need to contact their Accident and Emergency (A&E) Department directly.
Info
Mt. Elizabeth Hospital Tel: 6 731 2218/19/59
Gleneagles Hospital Tel: 6 470 5688/ 6 470 5700
East Shore Hospital Tel: 6 340 8666
Mount Alvernia Tel: 6 359 7910
Balestier Tel: 6 259 8112
Thomson Medical Center Tel: 6 256 9494
Parkway Ambulance Services Tel: 6 473 2222
Heng Gref Ambulance Tel: 6 272 6018
Econ Ambulance Services Tel: 6 382 8888
Civic Ambulance Services Tel: 6 333 3000
Singapore Red Cross Society Tel: 6336 0269
E R Ambulance & Services Tel: 6222 2996
Blesswell Ambulance & Medical Assistance Tel: 6273 0147
Private ambulances can take you to any hospital. All private ambulances provide an Automated External Defibrillator, Basic Cardiac Life Support ,First Aid, Spinal Management.
Info:
Private Ambulance Operator (PAO)
Working Hours
Mon-Fri 8am-6pm
Sat 8am-1pm
After Working Hours
1-way
2-way
1-way
2-way
Ambulance Medical Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6281 8111$60
$80
$80
$100
AME Ambulance Services
(Tel:) 6247 7080$60
$80
$80
$100
CIVIC Ambulance Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6333 3000$60
$80
$80
$100
ECON Ambulance Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6382 8888$60
$80
$80
$100
Emergencies First Aid & Rescue Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6560 6060$80
$100
$100
$140
ER Ambulance & Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6222 2995$60
$80
$80
$100
Green Crescent Mobile Healthcare Services
(Tel:) 6788 8911$80
$100
$100
$120
HOPE Ambulance Service Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6100 1911$80
$120
$100
$140
Islandwide Ambulance & Transportation Services
(Tel:) 6366 6909$80
$80
$100
$100
Lentor Ambulance Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6100 1777$60
$80
$80
$100
Life International Ambulance Service Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6272 6018$60
$80
$80
$100
Medic Network LLP
(Tel:) 6255 4434$80
$80
$100
$100 -
wah ! ... may as well take taxi ? ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
wah ! ... may as well take taxi ? ...
pple call ambulance for a reason one leh.... Otherwise sure will take taxi/car if can.......
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I suspect ..... that because it's so easily digested .... my bowels get over enthu about the process and what's left gets really compacted .....
it doesn't help that my recent porridge diet consist of preserved beancurds, olive greens, chye sim etc ..... no meat ...
I'm a little confused......so..you ARE on a diet?
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[mindless rant]
#$&^$%#$#.........
#$%&$#$%#.............
*&*$%$*%&*..............!!!!!!!!!!!
[/mindless rant]
Okay, I feel much better now.
*plunges back into work*
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and in any case, I feel that giving up meat to lose weight is counterproductive.
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Originally posted by hisoka:
pple call ambulance for a reason one leh.... Otherwise sure will take taxi/car if can.......
I am not sure about that lor .... there are lots of hypochondriacs around ....
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Originally posted by av98m:
I'm a little confused......so..you ARE on a diet?
maybe he's eating a gallon on porridge a meal?that doesn't really constitute a diet?
that may account for his constipation too
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Originally posted by av98m:
I'm a little confused......so..you ARE on a diet?
sort of, I guess .... only have a few months left to look good for the wedding album ......
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so, what is considered an emergency and what is not...
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haha. so cute. there's a nick called huangxiangjiao =p
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Originally posted by udontknowme:
so, what is considered an emergency and what is not...
I suppose anything that you won't die immediately from is not .....
ditto anything that won't cause permanent damage ....
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Originally posted by zoragirl:
for ah juice, just in case she didnt see the previous post
(website : http://www.entersingapore.info/sginfo/health-emergencies.php)
maybe call the private hospital in advance..
hope this help
-----
Emergency Care
If you call 995 you are picked up by the Emergency Ambulance Service (EAS) of the Singapore Defense Force which is manned by qualified paramedics trained to stabilize patients and take them to the nearest designated hospital. The SCDF does not charge for any emergency case it conveys to hospitals.
the official average response time of an Ambulance Service is 30 minutes. Fast Response Paramedics - paramedics on bikes - are 4 to 5 minutes faster than ambulances.
In a non-emergency, dial 1777 for a non-SCDF ambulance or contact your family doctor. The SCDF charges $165 for each non-emergency case that it ferries to a hospital.
The patient will not be sent to a hospital of their choice! Instead they are sent to the Tan Tock Seng Hospital - and if this overcrowded - to the nearest designated hospital with accident and emergency facilities listed below.
However, you may be transferred to the hospital of your choice at a later time. Official response time is eight minutes with some individuals reporting a response time of 15 - 20 minutes. Your emergency call is handled through a computer systemm (Cubicon) that chooses the ambulance closest to your location.
Therefore it is very important to listen to the adress repeated by the fire station disptacher to avoid misunderstandings and delays. You also have to give information on the nature of the emergency.
Charges are $60 one way during office hours and $80 after office hours to a government hospital. The charge for ferrying of non-emergency cases will be $120.
Info: Public Hospital with 24 Hrs Emergency Facilities
Singapore General Hospital
Changi General Hospital
National University Hospital
Tan Tock Seng Hospital
Alexandra Hospital
KK Women's and Children's HospitalIf you want to be picked up by the ambulance of a private hospital you need to contact their Accident and Emergency (A&E) Department directly.
Info
Mt. Elizabeth Hospital Tel: 6 731 2218/19/59
Gleneagles Hospital Tel: 6 470 5688/ 6 470 5700
East Shore Hospital Tel: 6 340 8666
Mount Alvernia Tel: 6 359 7910
Balestier Tel: 6 259 8112
Thomson Medical Center Tel: 6 256 9494
Parkway Ambulance Services Tel: 6 473 2222
Heng Gref Ambulance Tel: 6 272 6018
Econ Ambulance Services Tel: 6 382 8888
Civic Ambulance Services Tel: 6 333 3000
Singapore Red Cross Society Tel: 6336 0269
E R Ambulance & Services Tel: 6222 2996
Blesswell Ambulance & Medical Assistance Tel: 6273 0147Private ambulances can take you to any hospital. All private ambulances provide an Automated External Defibrillator, Basic Cardiac Life Support ,First Aid, Spinal Management.
Info:
Private Ambulance Operator (PAO)
Working Hours
Mon-Fri 8am-6pm
Sat 8am-1pm
After Working Hours
1-way
2-way
1-way
2-way
Ambulance Medical Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6281 8111$60
$80
$80
$100
AME Ambulance Services
(Tel:) 6247 7080$60
$80
$80
$100
CIVIC Ambulance Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6333 3000$60
$80
$80
$100
ECON Ambulance Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6382 8888$60
$80
$80
$100
Emergencies First Aid & Rescue Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6560 6060$80
$100
$100
$140
ER Ambulance & Services Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6222 2995$60
$80
$80
$100
Green Crescent Mobile Healthcare Services
(Tel:) 6788 8911$80
$100
$100
$120
HOPE Ambulance Service Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6100 1911$80
$120
$100
$140
Islandwide Ambulance & Transportation Services
(Tel:) 6366 6909$80
$80
$100
$100
Lentor Ambulance Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6100 1777$60
$80
$80
$100
Life International Ambulance Service Pte Ltd
(Tel:) 6272 6018$60
$80
$80
$100
Medic Network LLP
(Tel:) 6255 4434$80
$80
$100
$100wah a whole chunk of text!! thanks .. I will go digest this info later. ..
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Originally posted by udontknowme:
haha. so cute. there's a nick called huangxiangjiao =p
yah .... go visit that thread ... it's hilarious ...
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whole chunk of chinese text >.<
it's ok. i'll give it a miss...
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you can read the english bits neh ? ... you're not missing out much on the chinese bits .... I suspect most of it's lifted from an editorial somewhere .... plus bits of his own promising wholesale destruction of singapore as an american worshipping race traitor running dog yadda yadda yadda ......whatever .... they'd still want to come here anyways ...
but the female cracko's comments' really what makes the thread funny ...
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okie ... feeling a bit light headed ..... lack of food ....
got to go forage now .... -_-"
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Originally posted by Fatum:
okie ... feeling a bit light headed ..... lack of food ....
got to go forage now .... -_-"
ya know...time is running short if you "wanna look good for your wedding album"oh yeah, i'm finally home!