Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 147th Edition
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Wah liao
KNN I chase and chase for the fucking schedule now come
KNS they say give me as per request
BUT EVERYTHING IS WRONG
SOME OF THE CONTRACTS I CHASE THEM THEY NEVER GIVE
NOW THEY GIVE SCHEDULE BUT DUN TELL ME DESTINATION HOW THE FUCK I KNOW WHICH CONTRACT IS IT FOR -
i just realised that when I get upset at work, a new pimple will pop out -_-
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Originally posted by elindra:
i just realised that when I get upset at work, a new pimple will pop out -_-
Extreme stress can lead to pimples.
I remember back when I was an undergraduate, I took an exam where I totally couldn't do three out of the four long questions (i.e. 75% of the paper).
I was so stressed out of whack that I puked out both my dinner that night and my breakfast the next morning.
And right after that breakfast puking, I got six to eight massive pimples on my face.
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Cool down Elindra...
U need to practice Zen... It might help...
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Reminds me of the time I was doing POI at Jurong Island....
One 2SG (who didn't have a driving licence) decided to take an LPV out for a joyride.
Not surprisingly, he drove the LPV into a storm drain.
He tio-ed 40 days DB. The MG gunner and LPV driver tio-ed 7 days for abetting him.
It happened at our depot as well. 2 clowns on guard duty w/o driving licenses decided to take a Merc GD240 for a ride while prowling - and crashed it at the other end of the camp.
The guard comm asked if they heard anyone driving through (on the weekend) and they said 'no'. The vehicle was reported missing for a while the next morning until it was found. Both of them spent 40 days in the slammer.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Extreme stress can lead to pimples.
I remember back when I was an undergraduate, I took an exam where I totally couldn't do three out of the four long questions (i.e. 75% of the paper).
I was so stressed out of whack that I puked out both my dinner that night and my breakfast the next morning.
And right after that breakfast puking, I got six to eight massive pimples on my face.
I've lost most of my ability to solve complex maths problems.
It's a miracle that I managed to pass business finance by answering mainly the questions on concepts and explanations. -
just heard from the family grapevine one of my cuz got his A level results ......
7 As !!!!!
WTF ..... how can anyone get 7 As ? .... I thought you can take only 4 main plus 2 S ?
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
It happened at our depot as well. 2 clowns on guard duty w/o driving licenses decided to take a Merc GD240 for a ride while prowling - and crashed it at the other end of the camp.
The guard comm asked if they heard anyone driving through (on the weekend) and they said 'no'. The vehicle was reported missing for a while the next morning until it was found. Both of them spent 40 days in the slammer.
Anyway, I've posted the whole article in the SAF forum.
Those five numbskulls got 0wned really good.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
just heard from the family grapevine one of my cuz got his A level results ......
7 As !!!!!
WTF ..... how can anyone get 7 As ? .... I thought you can take only 4 main plus 2 S ?
There's GP + Mother Tongue as well............
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I thought mother tongue and GP's considered AO subjects ?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I thought mother tongue and GP's considered AO subjects ?
Yes, but when you hear someone getting 'seven As' or 'eight As' for their A Levels, that would include those two subjects as well.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Yes, but when you hear someone getting 'seven As' or 'eight As' for their A Levels, that would include those two subjects as well.
i think sometimes it's just the parents "talking big" - the higher the number, the more impressive. my guess. -
Originally posted by cassie:
i think sometimes it's just the parents "talking big" - the higher the number, the more impressive. my guess.I think he's hoping to head to your alma mater after ns, to do law .....
the aunty brigade is clucking away about it merrily .......
another cuz is also taking As next year ....... poor chap must be facing hell from the mom .....
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i dunno what happened to the guy who did 5 A levels and 2 S papers when i was in school..
i think he aced them all..
thing is, if you tried to speak to him about any other thing, he'd be unable to offer anything... and if a strong wind blew, he'd fly away... and you could probably see the molecular structure of things if you wore his glasses
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Aiyo
No driving license still want to drive.
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That's what happen when u put a bunch of dumb bored guys together
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Originally posted by elindra:
That's what happen when u put a bunch of dumb bored guys together
is that why when we're in our army fatigues, our IQ falls by at least 50%?
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topic for acid: do you love your manager?
for acid would be: does your manager love you?
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Army zbl one
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Originally posted by the Bear:
is that why when we're in our army fatigues, our IQ falls by at least 50%?
I hv no idea
You donned one yourself, you tell me :P
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Originally posted by the Bear:
topic for acid: do you love your manager?
for acid would be: does your manager love you?
When I saw tat topic...I knew this comment would pop up sooner or later
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
When I saw tat topic...I knew this comment would pop up sooner or later
have you considered it, though, seriously ? ....
and the ramifications ? ....
that would also mean one of you may have to leave the com to prevent conflict of interest ......
perhaps she can leave and you can move up into her place ? ...
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Originally posted by elindra:
I hv no idea
You donned one yourself, you tell me :P
well, i think it's true..
we did really really REALLY stupid things when in green
and all over the world, all the armies show that people do really dumb things when in the military
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Originally posted by Fatum:
have you considered it, though, seriously ? ....
and the ramifications ? ....
that would also mean one of you may have to leave the com to prevent conflict of interest ......
perhaps she can leave and you can move up into her place ? ...
No, there's nthing going on -_____-and technically, I might have to leave the com... due to changes in policies... now still settling some stuff with HR -____-
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Originally posted by the Bear:
well, i think it's true..
we did really really REALLY stupid things when in green
and all over the world, all the armies show that people do really dumb things when in the military
Scientists should actually do a study siaMaybe it's the material