don't take it seriously

• pokkagreentea

  21 Sep 07, 15:06

  Don't Take It Seriously
  
  When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
  When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
  When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
  When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
  When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
  When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
  When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
  When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
  When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.
  
  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  21 Sep 07, 15:09

  
  
  
  
  
• pervertboi v1.2.1

  21 Sep 07, 15:18

  
  
  
  
  
• de_middle

  21 Sep 07, 15:29

  
  
  
• TrixCereals

  21 Sep 07, 15:31

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• seotiblizzard

  21 Sep 07, 15:32

  
  
  
• Mr.Penis

  21 Sep 07, 15:32

  
  
  nice one.
• Short Ninja

  21 Sep 07, 15:33

  Originally posted by pokkagreentea:

  Don't Take It Seriously
  
  When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
  When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
  When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
  When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
  When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
  When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
  When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
  When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
  When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.
  
  

  When your PM says 'you have to work until you die'
  When FAS says SIngapore will enter World Cup 2010
  When Andrew PK Yap says 'I have a job'
  When CJS says 'I promise to eat well from now on'
  When AllenB says 'Sorry'
  When coolgal says 'I am really a ger'
  When Udon says 'I am really a man'
  When Coquitlam says,' I am in Canada and not Ang Mo Kio'
  When Atobe promise not to write in colored letters ever again
  When Clones start threads on how to save the planet
  
  
• oOprinceOo

  21 Sep 07, 20:04

  Originally posted by Short Ninja:

  When your PM says 'you have to work until you die'
  When FAS says SIngapore will enter World Cup 2010
  When Andrew PK Yap says 'I have a job'
  When CJS says 'I promise to eat well from now on'
  When AllenB says 'Sorry'
  When coolgal says 'I am really a ger'
  When Udon says 'I am really a man'
  When Coquitlam says,' I am in Canada and not Ang Mo Kio'
  When Atobe promise not to write in colored letters ever again
  When Clones start threads on how to save the planet
  
  

  steady.
• stan.

  21 Sep 07, 20:37

  Originally posted by Short Ninja:

  When your PM says 'you have to work until you die'
  When FAS says SIngapore will enter World Cup 2010
  When Andrew PK Yap says 'I have a job'
  When CJS says 'I promise to eat well from now on'
  When AllenB says 'Sorry'
  When coolgal says 'I am really a ger'
  When Udon says 'I am really a man'
  When Coquitlam says,' I am in Canada and not Ang Mo Kio'
  When Atobe promise not to write in colored letters ever again
  When Clones start threads on how to save the planet
  
  

  sui.
• Mervyn>_<

  21 Sep 07, 20:47

  Hehe,good
• sEphIrOth

  22 Sep 07, 00:03

  
• omgukilledkenny

  22 Sep 07, 00:04

  Originally posted by Short Ninja:

  When your PM says 'you have to work until you die'
  When FAS says SIngapore will enter World Cup 2010
  When Andrew PK Yap says 'I have a job'
  When CJS says 'I promise to eat well from now on'
  When AllenB says 'Sorry'
  When coolgal says 'I am really a ger'
  When Udon says 'I am really a man'
  When Coquitlam says,' I am in Canada and not Ang Mo Kio'
  When Atobe promise not to write in colored letters ever again
  When Clones start threads on how to save the planet
  
  

  
  
  
• AndrewPKYap

  22 Sep 07, 00:17

  Originally posted by pokkagreentea:

  Don't Take It Seriously
  
  When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
  When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
  When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
  When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
  When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
  When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
  When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
  When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
  When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.
  
  

  Take It Seriously
  
  When a kid asks you to lick his lollipop; he is talking about his sweet!
  When Britney Spears says that she "did it again"; she will show you her scar.
  When Paris says she is going to party; she gets paid to party
  When Dr Chee says he is going to jail; he goes to jail to prove a point
  When Low says he will increase his margin; he did that in the last elections
  When LKY says he is going to die at an old age; he is already 84
  When PAP says that they are going to increase taxes; you can start counting the ways that they are, will and had done it.
• jiaminjolin

  30 Sep 07, 11:44

  lol so funny
• a-Lost-9uY

  30 Sep 07, 11:45

  muhaha
  n1