Originally posted by Pion:
QUOTE from somewhere:
Note: Replace !&#@ with cock/lanciao/kuku
Here's the #1 rule that you need to know and applies to everything
about oral sex: A great blow job is VISUAL and stimulates your mind
VISUALLY.
Again, a great blow job is VISUAL!
Getting blown by a Playboy Playmate is going to feel much better
than being blown by a 300 pound Gorilla woman that looks like Gimli
the Dwarf, even though in reality the experience would FEEL pretty
much the same.
It's what you SEE and the psychological stimulation it gives you
that counts when it comes to getting oral sex.
Now, tips direct from the master herself...
RULE #1- ADMIRE THE MASTER
First, the girl needs to show happy ADMIRATION for the cock she's
about to swallow. When she's pulling down your pants, there should
be a big smile on her face in anticipation. This shouldn't just be
for show, she should really be happy to get her favorite desert.
When the cock pops out she should look directly at it with a smile
on her face, admiring the object of her affection. She should look
up at her man and make direct eye contact with a big smile on her
face. She can also start fingering her pussy or touching her
breasts to make herself hot as she looks at the master cock.
Again, this is all about her giving the right VISUAL cues.
If your girlfriend isn't admiring the dick sufficiently, start
talking dirty to her with the proper commands. "You belong to this
cock... look at it and put a big smile on your face for the big cock
you're going to swallow! That's it baby, very good..."
RULE #2- WET AND SLOPPY NOW
Blow jobs need to be wet, wet, wet, and sloppy. Saliva and drool
are your woman's best friends when it comes to oral sex. Drool
should be covering the shaft of your cock and running down your
legs. When she comes up from air there should be strings of saliva
coming from her mouth. It's the VISUAL element of a lustful,
drooling chick on your cock that makes it really spectacular.
If your girlfriend is giving you dry oral sex, simply command her,
"Use more saliva baby... get that cock WET. That's how I like it,
with plenty of saliva and WET."
RULE #3- GO DEEP
A lot of girls think that cupping the head of your dick between her
lips constitute as a blow job. But the girl needs to go DOWN, down
deep, down as far the shaft as possible until her gag-reflex begins
to kick in. We want to SEE a girl at least TRY to swallow us
whole.
The command is easy. Just tell her to "go deeper baby, deeper" and
most girls with your permission will oblige. (Don't expect a deep
throat however- this is something that takes MONTHS of practice to
control the gag reflex. It's more the girl's enthusiasm to please
that counts.)
RULE #4- SHOW THAT TONGUE
Remember how I said that everything in oral sex is VISUAL? That's
why she has to SHOW her tongue. She needs to lick up and down the
shaft and angle her head so that you can see that tongue of hers.
As she's coming up for air she can keep her mouth open and her
tongue out. When she sucks on your cock, she can push her tongue
out so you can see it stroking on the shaft.
The physical sensation is pretty much the same, whether her tongue
is in or out, but it's the psychological sensation that makes the
difference between ho-hum oral and mind exploding bliss.
RULE #5- STOP TALKING AND GET SLURPING
Nothing is worse than getting an all-star blow job when your woman
suddenly lifts her head up and starts talking about the of her work
or what she ate for dinner the night before. The trance is broken,
like when someone's cell phone rings in the middle of a great movie
and the dunce starts blabbing so that the whole audience can hear.
Your woman SHOULD make noise- but they should be of the sucking and
slurping variety.
If she does start talking, just tell her, "Hmm baby, I understand,
but let's talk about that later... right now get back to sucking that
cock, it's so exciting to watch you do that."
Why lei? Must smile when doing a blowjob for the guy... And doing a deepthroat always make my eye running with tears, it's so hard to breath...