I WENT INTO A PHARMACY AND ASKED TO TALK TO A MALE PHARMACIST.
THE WOMAN I WAS TALKING TO SAID THAT SHE WAS THE PHARMACIST AND THAT
SHE AND HER SISTER OWNED THE STORE, SO THERE WERE NO MALES EMPLOYED THERE.
SHE THEN ASKED IF THERE WAS SOMETHING SHE COULD HELP ME WITH.
I SAID "THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR ME, BUT I HAVE A PERMANENT ERECTION
WHICH CAUSES ME A LOT OF PROBLEMS AND SEVERE EMBARRASSMENT. I WAS WONDERING
WHAT YOU COULD GIVE ME FOR IT?"
THE PHARMACIST SAID "JUST A MINUTE, I'LL GO TALK TO MY SISTER."
WHEN SHE RETURNED, SHE SAID, "THE BEST WE CAN DO IS 1/3 OWNERSHIP IN THE
STORE AND $3000. A MONTH IN LIVING EXPENSES."